Toast Collingwood unbeaten in King's Birthday Fixture

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Reckon you might attract the bile of the Animal Liberation Front as well as of the Royalist Faction if you consider a corgi to be an item of attire, VP. Keep going, you're continuing to cover yourself in glory (not to mention canines, presumably!)

I’m trying my best!

Reckon the Queen might have donned a few dead animals in her day, but fortunately seems to have cottoned on to at least one social movement of the second half of the 20th century (the one where killing rare animals for their fur is frowned on).
 
Yeah unfortunately.

We need a return of the white pants!

JB1975 feels the force of those words every.single.time. Like a glitch in the matrix.

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I love Peter Matera more and more for breaking Cats’ hearts

These are strange words to utter in your presence, but right now, I dislike Geelong more than Carlton

(They deserve none of HRH.RIP’s delightful handbags)

Yep, agree, I HATE Geelong right now. Their coach was at his loathsome smug best on AFL360 last night. God he’s arrogant.

P.S. I have to keep this view hidden from Mr Park, who’s currently pretending to have only a mild interest in the finals. Pathetic.
 
Barbours look smarter. And I prefer waxed cotton to oilskin.

Barbours have more buttons, hidden pockets, zips and fiddly bits.

Drizabones have barely evolved from a tent.

But each to his own.
 
Yep, agree, I HATE Geelong right now. Their coach was at his loathsome smug best on AFL360 last night. God he’s arrogant.
P.S. I have to keep this view hidden from Mr Park, who’s currently pretending to have only a mild interest in the finals. Pathetic.
Scale of arrogant detestabilityness /10

Geelong - 14 ( up this year)

Eagles - 12 (down slightly this year)

Melbourne - 11 (constant for 60 + years)

Carlscum - 10 (ars#holes never change)
 
Barbours have more buttons, hidden pockets, zips and fiddly bits.

Drizabones have barely evolved from a tent.

But each to his own.
Mine is overdue for a re-wax, which is a downside of the Barbours. Both Driza and Barbours will be around long after the last puffer jacket has gone to its spiritual landfill home.
 

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Mine is overdue for a re-wax, which is a downside of the Barbours. Both Driza and Barbours will be around long after the last puffer jacket has gone to its spiritual landfill home.

Puffer jackets and rangas are cool. Deal with it.

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Counterbalanced by enough ferals to make them vaguely acceptable - after all they're a "proper" club unlike the other mongrels listed

You "should of defiantly" listed the Tigers at 15.

Kthxbye
 
Counterbalanced by enough ferals to make them vaguely acceptable - after all they're a "proper" club unlike the other mongrels listed
oh no you are totally wrong. they are more insufferable than any supporter base, even more than Carlton in the 80s, their ferals are arrogant, its the worst combination. Plus you have total w***er whiners like Rewoldt in the side. I am upping their dislikeablity rating to 100
 
and herewith a picture of a cuddly barbet fish, presumably from whom's mangled remains a barbour jacket is constituted?

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Some bouillabaisse recipes specify red mullet as an ingredient amongst other pescatorial delights
 

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