Game Day Collingwood v Geelong The G 7.40pm Friday 17 March 2023

[WalterBlaknWhte]

US


FB Q, Marking GOAT, Maynard

HB Hyphen, Darce, Naicos

C Johnny F*cking Noble, Crispy, Steele

HF Tom Mitchell, Jordy, Bobby Hill

FF Checkers, Jamie Elliott, McStay

FOL Cameron, Jaicos, Adams

IC Pendles, RamBeau, Murph, COX

EMG Frampton, Reef, JC, Markov



VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED

In: Ollie

And his wet nurse



WHY WE WILL WIN AND PREVIOUSLY UNNOTICED ALLITERATION

Last year’s Qualifying Final was a bitter heist of the good and righteous by a smuggery of cap cheats.

But 2023 is fresh and minty and our hopes are justifiably high.

Daniel McStay

11

Daniel Mcstay

Age

29

Ht

195cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.6

2star

K

5.3

2star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.9

4star

D

8.6

2star

K

5.3

2star

HB

3.3

2star

M

3.9

4star

T

1.0

2star

G

0.9

4star

D

8.4

3star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.2

4star

is jacked – big delted and slim of waist; spray paint him gold and he wins Mardi Gras. I like this beast roaming our goal square. 3 goals 1.

Jordy is primed for a season of tearing from the middle and slamming long-range goals. 4 goals 2. Jordy also owes Danger a don’t argue for all his support from the AFLPA.

I wish I had half the ticker of Johnny Noble. So do my children. Johnny runs like he's on meth, the good meth, the stuff your dealer gives you when you are a new client.

And I love Darce as captain. He’s been writing half-time speeches since kindy.

All this stuff about Maynard terrorising Ollie is rubbish. Maynard will leave it to his shadow.

1 in a row

Collingwood by 64 points re

 

[JoinDate]

Game should have a bit of passion about it.

Hoping old mate wets the bed but knowing our luck he'll kick 4.

 

[leon123]

Nervous as, but I’m always nervous when we play.

For the RE......I hope we flog em by 1 point, in the last 30 seconds and gorillas were made

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

I'm happy Murph's in. Strange not to play Frampton but there y'go. With or without Hawkins I did not feel confident and still don't. We will put up a good show nonetheless and it's great to have Friday Night Footy back.

GO PIES

 

[Robroy22]

US


FB Q, Marking GOAT, Maynard

HB Hyphen, Darce, Naicos

C Johnny F*cking Noble, Crispy, Steele

HF Tom Mitchell, Jordy, Bobby Hill

FF Checkers, Jamie Elliott, McStay

FOL Cameron, Jaicos, Adams

IC Pendles, RamBeau, Murph, COX

EMG Frampton, Reef, JC, Markov



VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED

In: Ollie

And his wet nurse



WHY WE WILL WIN AND PREVIOUSLY UNNOTICED ALLITERATION

Last year’s Qualifying Final was a bitter heist of the good and righteous by a smuggery of cap cheats.

But 2023 is fresh and minty and our hopes are justifiably high.

Daniel McStay is jacked – big delted and slim of waist; spray paint him gold and he wins Mardi Gras. I like this beast roaming our goal square. 3 goals 1.

Jordy is primed for a season of tearing from the middle and slamming long-range goals. 4 goals 2. Jordy also owes Danger a don’t argue for all his support from the AFLPA.

I wish I had half the ticker of Johnny Noble. So do my children. Johnny runs like he's on meth, the good meth, the stuff your dealer gives you when you are a new client.

And I love Darce as captain. He’s been writing half-time speeches since kindy.

All this stuff about Maynard terrorising Ollie is rubbish. Maynard will leave it to his shadow.

1 in a row

Collingwood by 64 points re

Re: I tells ya....Re and all of us in G bangers....Go you good things!!!

 

[Jen2310]

Pies by 66

Gonna be a lot of heat in this one I feel. You can feel the tension brewing heh For a number of reasons. We came so close to them twice last year, and we've gotten better so no reason we can't get this scalp.

 

[Mollythedolly]

Pies by 66

Gonna be a lot of heat in this one I feel. You can feel the tension brewing heh For a number of reasons. We came so close to them twice last year, and we've gotten better so no reason we can't get this scalp.

I hope you’re right, but that’s yet to be proven.

 

[Jen2310]

I hope you’re right, but that’s yet to be proven.

Well.. on paper I suppose, but yes, the truth will be in the pudding. Lets hope it translates

 

[jmac70]

US


FB Q, Marking GOAT, Maynard

HB Hyphen, Darce, Naicos

C Johnny F*cking Noble, Crispy, Steele

HF Tom Mitchell, Jordy, Bobby Hill

FF Checkers, Jamie Elliott, McStay

FOL Cameron, Jaicos, Adams

IC Pendles, RamBeau, Murph, COX

EMG Frampton, Reef, JC, Markov



VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED

In: Ollie

And his wet nurse



WHY WE WILL WIN AND PREVIOUSLY UNNOTICED ALLITERATION

Last year’s Qualifying Final was a bitter heist of the good and righteous by a smuggery of cap cheats.

But 2023 is fresh and minty and our hopes are justifiably high.

Daniel McStay is jacked – big delted and slim of waist; spray paint him gold and he wins Mardi Gras. I like this beast roaming our goal square. 3 goals 1.

Jordy is primed for a season of tearing from the middle and slamming long-range goals. 4 goals 2. Jordy also owes Danger a don’t argue for all his support from the AFLPA.

I wish I had half the ticker of Johnny Noble. So do my children. Johnny runs like he's on meth, the good meth, the stuff your dealer gives you when you are a new client.

And I love Darce as captain. He’s been writing half-time speeches since kindy.

All this stuff about Maynard terrorising Ollie is rubbish. Maynard will leave it to his shadow.

1 in a row

Collingwood by 64 points re

You are a beacon of light Walt.

 

[HenrikLundqvist]

LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

 

[jmac70]

Well.. on paper I suppose, but yes, the truth will be in the pudding. Lets hope it translates

Will it be a magic pudding?

 

[jmac70]

LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

I’m almost certain that guy pooed his pants. Let’s hope we don’t do the same

 

[Go Pies!!!!!]

Finally it’s here! We are primed for this and I expect us to win. Henry will kick 3 goals as that’s just what’s happens for us sucks he left but need to move on. Degoey looking fit and happy I think he will be BOG. Mitchell, mcstay and Hill will show why we recruited them and Nicky d will be nicky d. I hope carmichael Is sub as he is an impact player there as shown last year. For me Pies by 23pts Mcstay and mihocek 3 goals and degoey 30 and a goal
let’s smash these pussy cats

 

[Vicky Park]

I don’t like Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

. He sulks, he pouts, he never smiles and he has a midlife crisis hair do. I also think he’s fond of his mirror.

I’d hate to sit next to him at a dinner party. He’d be eyeing off everyone’s plate, hyper alert to the unequal distribution of the potatoes.

I don’t think Fly likes him either (I just made that up) and Fly never gets anything wrong.

So, to make Fly happy, I predict that the Collingwood Football Club will win by 14 points.

 

[jonbe54]

I don’t like Chris Scott. He sulks, he pouts, he never smiles and he has a midlife crisis hair do. I also think he’s fond of his mirror.

I’d hate to sit next to him at a dinner party. He’d be eyeing off everyone’s plate, hyper alert to the unequal distribution of the potatoes.

I don’t think Fly likes him either (I just made that up) and Fly never gets anything wrong.

So, to make Fly happy, I predict that the Collingwood Football Club will win by 14 points.

Agree on CS - small man syndrome - either sulking or exploding.

A thoroughly nasty and annoying type.

As for the game - personnel wise we have improved which should see us over the line - especially at the G.

 

[gouki88]

Finally!

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Finally!

You got the ‘like’ for brevity and commitment to adverb

 

[#23 Hill]

Murphy in very good. He deserves first crack. Looking forward to seeing how Hill, Mitchell and Big Dan go. I hope Dan gets some decent delivery.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Assuming both Hawkins and Cameron actually play, I’m far less confident now without Frampton playing than I was previously.

Hopefully we play Maynard on Cameron at least and Maynard can play the best game of his career lol.

Can’t wait to see Titch get a centre clearance out to Jordy right from the start.

 

[stormskye]

 

[Kirby]

I reckon we don’t think that Hawkins will play.

 

[Horaceg]

I’m almost certain that guy pooed his pants. Let’s hope we don’t do the same

I don’t think Ollie’s will be as theatrical but his Mum will need to pack him a spare pair of shorts.

 

[LuckyLee]

US


FB Q, Marking GOAT, Maynard

HB Hyphen, Darce, Naicos

C Johnny F*cking Noble, Crispy, Steele

HF Tom Mitchell, Jordy, Bobby Hill

FF Checkers, Jamie Elliott, McStay

FOL Cameron, Jaicos, Adams

IC Pendles, RamBeau, Murph, COX

EMG Frampton, Reef, JC, Markov



VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED

In: Ollie

And his wet nurse



WHY WE WILL WIN AND PREVIOUSLY UNNOTICED ALLITERATION

Last year’s Qualifying Final was a bitter heist of the good and righteous by a smuggery of cap cheats.

But 2023 is fresh and minty and our hopes are justifiably high.

Daniel McStay

11

Daniel Mcstay

Age

29

Ht

195cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.6

2star

K

5.3

2star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.9

4star

D

8.6

2star

K

5.3

2star

HB

3.3

2star

M

3.9

4star

T

1.0

2star

G

0.9

4star

D

8.4

3star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.2

4star

is jacked – big delted and slim of waist; spray paint him gold and he wins Mardi Gras. I like this beast roaming our goal square. 3 goals 1.

Jordy is primed for a season of tearing from the middle and slamming long-range goals. 4 goals 2. Jordy also owes Danger a don’t argue for all his support from the AFLPA.

I wish I had half the ticker of Johnny Noble. So do my children. Johnny runs like he's on meth, the good meth, the stuff your dealer gives you when you are a new client.

And I love Darce as captain. He’s been writing half-time speeches since kindy.

All this stuff about Maynard terrorising Ollie is rubbish. Maynard will leave it to his shadow.

1 in a row

Collingwood by 64 points re

Some evocative word-smithery right there, Walter.

Like Shakespeare reborn in the modern age.

Is the Collingwood Poet Laureate position still vacant?

Go Pies!


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[Cousin of Daicos]

So pumped and nervous about tonight

Can't think of a better start to the season than beating the reigning premier, but I guess we'll see how things go.

 

[Fruit]

Anyone think Ollie got any sleep?