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[jathanas]

If I ever found myself seated near Mike Tyson on a plane, I'd have to harass him a bit, but I think I'd choose my words and moments quite carefully.

Mike Tyson caught on video punching a man in the face on a plane

Videos published by TMZ appear to show the former boxer-turned-cannabis-businessman assaulting a man who sat behind him in first class.

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“Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.” Mike Tyson, 15 July 2020

 

[gouki88]

If I ever found myself seated near Mike Tyson on a plane, I'd have to harass him a bit, but I think I'd choose my words and moments quite carefully.

Mike Tyson caught on video punching a man in the face on a plane

Videos published by TMZ appear to show the former boxer-turned-cannabis-businessman assaulting a man who sat behind him in first class.

www.theage.com.au

I watched an extended clip of the whole thing. The dudes seemed like the biggest dickheads imaginable! I'm not Mike Tyson, but I probably would have punched them in the face too.

 

[JB1975]

I thought I'd be relieved when the topic shifted from Wordle.

Thread went to some strange places this morning. I thought my Tyson story would be a wholesome intervention in the circumstances.

 

[JB1975]

I watched an extended clip of the whole thing. The dudes seemed like the biggest dickheads imaginable! I'm not Mike Tyson, but I probably would have punched them in the face too.

Yes, the bloke set out to bully Tyson.

I'm not saying that violence is good, just that in this case it is righteous and magnificent.

 

[gouki88]

Yes, the bloke set out to bully Tyson.

I'm not saying that violence is good, just that in this case it is righteous and magnificent.

Mike Tyson is right up the top of my do not harass list, alongside saltwater crocodiles and Putin

 

[Vicky Park]

With this thread deteriorating, thought we might as well have a GIF of my old mate (from the restaurant).

 

[sr36]

Thread went to some strange places this morning. I thought my Tyson story would be a wholesome intervention in the circumstances.

I wonder how Tyson compares to Sheedy.

 

[JB1975]

I wonder how Tyson compares to Sheedy.

You've been warned about the temptations of low-hanging fruit...

 

[sr36]

You've been warned about the temptations of low-hanging fruit...

I was warned about reaching up, but you have to reach down for this low hanging fruit.

 

[sideswipe]

Yes, the bloke set out to bully Tyson.

I'm not saying that violence is good, just that in this case it is righteous and magnificent.

Sad thing is that the w***er who copped his right whack will probably sue Tyson for plenty and Mike might end up banned from that airline.


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[sr36]

Mike Tyson is right up the top of my do not harass list, alongside saltwater crocodiles and Putin

That's strange. Being beaten up by Tyson, losing a leg to a Croc and being poisoned by Putun are high on my bucket list. They'd make great stories for the grandkids.

 

[gouki88]

That's strange. Being beaten up by Tyson, losing a leg to a Croc and being poisoned by Putun are high on my bucket list. They'd make great stories for the grandkids.

In the case of the former, I value my ears. In the cases of the latter, I value my life.

So maybe I'd antagonise Mike Tyson if I was wearing a water polo helmet...

 

[jathanas]

That's strange. Being beaten up by Tyson, losing a leg to a Croc and being poisoned by Putun are high on my bucket list. They'd make great stories for the grandkids.

You can write a number of amazing books about your prawn risottos.

 

[NMBB]

I thought I'd be relieved when the topic shifted from Wordle.

Wife has abandoned Wordle - claims too busy etc

 

[sr36]

You can write a number of amazing books about your prawn risottos.

It was the best of prawns, it was the worst of prawns. It was the age of tightarsery...

 

[NMBB]

It was the best of prawns, it was the worst of prawns. It was the age of tightarsery...

There's no place for prawn tightarsery - if you tight arse on prawns you may as well make your risotto with frozen basa fillets

 

[sr36]

There's no place for prawn tightarsery - if you tight arse on prawns you may as well make your risotto with frozen basa fillets
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Ahh, the big prawn of Ballina. Australia should be really proud of her large tasteful concrete food edifices.

 

[NMBB]

Ahh, the big prawn of Ballina. Australia should be really proud of her large tasteful concrete food edifices.

 

[sr36]

The community with The World's Second Largest Artificial Prawn were devastated when Ballina chose not to go ahead with demolition. They had a massive festival planned for demolition day, when they were scheduled to rise to the pinnacle of prawn glory.

 

[sideswipe]

That's strange. Being beaten up by Tyson, losing a leg to a Croc and being poisoned by Putun are high on my bucket list. They'd make great stories for the grandkids.

Went to school with a guy who had a finger bitten off by a lioness. No, not the good kind.

Bottom line - when you are at a 21st at Melbourne Zoo, if you decide to step over a small fence to get to a wire fence through which you can pat lion cubs, don’t look away from the cubs, or their mum.

He made the news.


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[stui magpie]

If I ever found myself seated near Mike Tyson on a plane, I'd have to harass him a bit, but I think I'd choose my words and moments quite carefully.

Mike Tyson caught on video punching a man in the face on a plane

Videos published by TMZ appear to show the former boxer-turned-cannabis-businessman assaulting a man who sat behind him in first class.

www.theage.com.au

Harass him? No way but I'd love to have a chat with him. In his prime he was supernatural.

 

[JB1975]

Harass him? No way but I'd love to have a chat with him. In his prime he was supernatural.

That's what I meant, to bother him by wanting a chat.

I enjoy boxing history, and Mike loves the history as well, so I'd love to have a boxing party with just me and him, with lots of chips and maybe some weed, making mythical matchups and giggling into the night, well beyond midnight.

It'd be fab!

 

[sideswipe]

That's what I meant, to bother him by wanting a chat.

I enjoy boxing history, and Mike loves the history as well, so I'd love to have a boxing party with just me and him, with lots of chips and maybe some weed, making mythical matchups and giggling into the night, well beyond midnight.

It'd be fab!

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[jathanas]

That's what I meant, to bother him by wanting a chat.

I enjoy boxing history, and Mike loves the history as well, so I'd love to have a boxing party with just me and him, with lots of chips and maybe some weed, making mythical matchups and giggling into the night, well beyond midnight.

It'd be fab!

I have never taken part in any illegal activities of that nature but friends have told me that chips and mars bars are great when the munchies hit.

 

[sideswipe]

I have never taken part in any illegal activities of that nature but friends have told me that chips and mars bars are great when the munchies hit.

Deep fried Mars Bars with ice cream.


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