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[NMBB]

Negative rat test prior to hospital tomorrow for minor operation and overnight stay. Please hold off on cards, flowers, visits etc. I'm selectively introverted and the thought of visitors in hospital makes me ill.

Wife doing home made sausage rolls for Sat afternoon - is there a game I should be watching then?

 

[sideswipe]

Finals football is upon us. Just been informed my MIL has had her Collingwood scarf dry cleaned.

 

[JB1975]

Finals football is upon us. Just been informed my MIL has had her Collingwood scarf dry cleaned.

I never use membership scarves.

My current scarf dates back to the 1990s. Unwashed in all that time.

It smells of coffee, sweat, pain, and some glory.

 

[sideswipe]

I never use membership scarves.

My current scarf dates back to the 1990s. Unwashed in all that time.

It smells of coffee, sweat, pain, and some glory.

Does it have much make-up on it?

 

[JB1975]

Does it have much make-up on it?

No. I keep my make-up to a minimum when I go to the footy.

 

[sideswipe]

No. I keep my make-up to a minimum when I go to the footy.

I thought you would be a straight-up face-painter.

 

[JB1975]

I thought you would be a straight-up face-painter.

I'm one of those joyless bastards who believes that no male supporter who is older than the oldest player on the ground should be allowed to wear their team's footy jumper to the game.

As dictator, I would outlaw it.

So face-painting is definitely out, but let's see what my mid-life crisis brings.

 

[sideswipe]

I'm one of those joyless bastards who believes that no male supporter who is older than the oldest player on the ground should be allowed to wear their team's footy jumper to the game.

As dictator, I would outlaw it.

So face-painting is definitely out, but let's see what my mid-life crisis brings.

As a 51 year old male I am proud to exercise my God-given right to wear my jumper to games. You will take it from my cold dead hand.

 

[ottoman]

My two idiot Golden Retrievers just stole and ate 2 large racks of lamb from my kitchen bench that were left out to get to room temperature.

There goes $30!

Little campaigners. I couldn’t even punish them because we didn’t discover it for 10 minutes.

Hmm I wonder who the real idiot is.

The dogs or the bloke who left 2 juicy large racks of lamb out in the open.

 

[Kirby]

Hmm I wonder who the real idiot is.

The dogs or the bloke who left 2 juicy large racks of lamb out in the open.

That was my wife!

 

[sideswipe]

That was my wife!

She already obtained a lifetime qualification by virtue of partner selection.


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Good Horse]

Stumbled into some shit threads and needed a cleanse today.

Here is newest roo. Having some challenges but he's a fighter.

We have another joining us soon called Derek, so have decided to rename this boy Clive in honour of jmac70

 

[jmac70]

Stumbled into some s**t threads and needed a cleanse today.

Here is newest roo. Having some challenges but he's a fighter.

We have another joining us soon called Derek, so have decided to rename this boy Clive in honour of jmac70

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I’ve got the horn

 

[NMBB]

jathanas - dear J - extract from hospital menu - I did NOT order this abomination - hug's

 

[jmac70]

jathanas - dear J - extract from hospital menu - I did NOT order this abomination - hug's

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Order vego with ham

 

[NMBB]

Order vego with ham

Went the beef curry - followed by Persian Orange cake with orange glaze and a beer (ginger type)

 

[jmac70]

Went the beef curry - followed by Persian Orange cake with orange glaze and a beer (ginger type)

Hope you’re on the mend mate

 

[NMBB]

Hope you’re on the mend mate

Thanks mate - all good (ear thing) - home tomorrow - can see MCG lights from my window

 

[leon123]

Stumbled into some s**t threads and needed a cleanse today.

Here is newest roo. Having some challenges but he's a fighter.

We have another joining us soon called Derek, so have decided to rename this boy Clive in honour of jmac70

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What happened to little Joey ghorse

 

[jathanas]

jathanas - dear J - extract from hospital menu - I did NOT order this abomination - hug's

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Speedy recovery Grammar Nazi.

Sorry you had to face this abomination during your overnight hospital stay. I hope this will be the only traumatic experience you'll encounter.

P.S: I gather you're in to remove the "I WalterBlaknWhte & ottoman tattoos?"

 

[jmac70]

Thanks mate - all good (ear thing) - home tomorrow - can see MCG lights from my window

Assuming E&E.
Last time I was there the specialist had an office with an incredible view of the G

 

[NMBB]

Speedy recovery Grammar Nazi.
Sorry you had to face this abomination during your overnight hospital stay. I hope this will be the only traumatic experience you'll encounter.
P.S: I gather you're in to remove the "I WalterBlaknWhte & ottoman tattoos?"

No way - getting more added in secret spots I'd prefer not to specify!

 

[NMBB]

Assuming E&E.
Last time I was there the specialist had an office with an incredible view of the G

Grey St location

 

[jmac70]

Grey St location

Get some rest mate. Big day tomorrow

 

[noideaatall]

Negative rat test prior to hospital tomorrow for minor operation and overnight stay. Please hold off on cards, flowers, visits etc. I'm selectively introverted and the thought of visitors in hospital makes me ill.

Wife doing home made sausage rolls for Sat afternoon - is there a game I should be watching then?
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GL. will let you know if worth watching game at 5pm.