Game Day Cricket, Ashes 1st Test chat: Bangers & Mash vs Lamb Cutlets on the Barbie

[spudmaster]

Ta Ta Stokesy!

 

[James Colorado]

Ta Ta Stokesy!

Big wicket. One more and we're into the sack of potatoes that masquerades as England's tail.

 

[spudmaster]

Declaration from the Pommies at 393/8 after they just smashed Lyon for 20 off an over.
Root unbeaten on 118.
~3am

 

[FurTheWin]

Bold opening move by the Brits, going the Test Crixit and looking to get a five day game done in half the time.
Warner and Drop Bear are unimpressed, and will resume in the morning.
Weather forecast: a pleasant sunny day
(possible thunder and rain Sunday/Monday)

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Bold opening move by the Brits, going the Test Crixit and looking to get a five day game done in half the time.
Warner and Drop Bear are unimpressed, and will resume in the morning.
Weather forecast: a pleasant sunny day
(possible thunder and rain Sunday/Monday)

Real test will be if our captain sh1ts the bed and hides due to high pressure game from pommy batsmen.
Weak gutted people in squad will panic after 395/8 d

 

[Plugger35]

The Kiwis showing mercy on Australia with an early declaration, embarrassing that the England bowlers couldn't at least get Warner out before stumps.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

England bowlers couldn't at least get Warner out before stumps.

That job is reserved for some part time nude bowler on day 2

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Aussies to now bat for 3 days and make 800

 

[zackah]

Strange declaration. Poms tanking the Ashes?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Hopefully Warner goes out cheaply and in embarrassing fashion when play resumes

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Strange declaration. Poms tanking the Ashes?

It's Bazball. It was ordered by the rights holders to jazz up test cricket.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Hopefully Warner goes out cheaply and in embarrassing fashion when play resumes

You're a national disgrace!

Didn't you shit on the ANZACs the other week.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You're a national disgrace!

Didn't you s**t on the ANZACs the other week.

That was wrong and misguided of me. I admit it. I just don't like Warner, Smudger or Scummings.

Once they all retire, happy to support the team again.

No difference to some Aussies against Nick Krygios or Bernie Tomic cause of their antics (NK is a legend btw)

 

[Dinsdale]

Weather forecast: a pleasant sunny day
(possible thunder and rain Sunday/Monday

So a typical English summer

 

[Dinsdale]

Let's see if these 2 have worked out how to run between wickets

 

[Mofra]

That was wrong and misguided of me. I admit it. I just don't like Warner, Smudger or Scummings.

I don't like Warner either, but I'm Australian and England still have Ben 'Gay basher' Stokes playing for them

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I don't like Warner either, but I'm Australian and England still have Ben 'Gay basher' Stokes playing for them

I never knew that about Stokes.

What an arseh*le (if true)

 

[zackah]

I don't like Warner either, but I'm Australian and England still have Ben 'Gay basher' Stokes playing for them

I never knew that about Stokes.

What an arseh*le (if true)

It's not. I hate the poms as much as the next person but Stokes was defending a gay couple from homophobic abuse.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

You're a national disgrace!

Didn't you s**t on the ANZACs the other week.

He’s Carlton….they’re not known for their loyalty

 

[spudmaster]

Let's see if these 2 have worked out how to run between wickets

Doesn't appear so.
Bazzball vs blockball.

 

[spudmaster]

We got a run!

 

[spudmaster]

 

[Mr Blicavs]

That SCG farewell is looking a fair way off Davey Boy

 

[zackah]

 

[spudmaster]

Golden quack