LeverPuller
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Dawes has been dishonored by Collingwood, make no mistake in that. He stayed with them for WAY unders when he signed his last contract with them.
Dawes will come out next year like a scorned wife whose abusive husband (Bucks) isnt their to play her out of position anymore and as a result Dawes pull out the mini skirt, cake on the make up and **** IT UP for us next year as he has something to prove. Those legs will be spread wide open and spilling out will be the juices of leadership, passion and hard work of which our players will hopefully absorb either orally or via osmosis and stand taller as a result.
Fifty shades of Dawes?
Hold on, the only reason I was interested in the movie of 50 Shades was because they were going to try and get either Mila Kunis or Emma Watson to play the woman, not Chris Dawes!!!