Analysis Death-Riding Melbourne 2018 (now with poll)

[WaynesWorld19]

 

[Peter Doherty]

Where the hell is that gif of the loss ticking over??

 

[ams4crows]

Where the hell is that gif of the loss ticking over??

I reckon its been like 20 minutes since the final siren

 

[Crow_68]

A Max Gawn injury away from being a bottom 4 side.

 

[Donkey Magoo]

Narrator: the Dees did not have any ticker.

Was your narrator Ron Howard from arrested development. That’s what my brain did when I read it.

 

[Captain Morgan]

I reckon its been like 20 minutes since the final siren

Yep that gif should have been update like 15 minutes ago. Need to get our house in order, we don’t want pick 5 getting the wrong impression when they turn up !!

 

[Cap]

Melbourne are complete shit.

They didn't pay this years first for Lever did they?

Sack the board if true.

 

[Deaneus!]

Was your narrator Ron Howard from arrested development. That’s what my brain did when I read it.

My brain went for Morgan Freeman, but Ron Howard would have been really great too

 

[Runnin Blue]

Omg, to be a Melbourne supporter. To have to watch that team play every week, pay Jake Lever $850,000 a season and watch us take a possible top 5 draft pick with their selection.

Boy oh boy wowee!

 

[Scorpus]

I thought it was pretty unlikely we'd get a single digit pick from Melbourne this year.

But boy oh boy are they garbage. High pick here we come!

 

[dogs105]

Imagine Melbourne having a crap year and watching us use their pick

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I have been imagining that since November...

 

[ams4crows]

pick 5, 12, 19 and 37 in a super draft! hello SA boys

 

[Shaz2012]

Was your narrator Ron Howard from arrested development. That’s what my brain did when I read it.

Cue: “I’ve made a huge mistake” gif with Jake Levers photo

 

[Bicks]

And the Dees best Forward competitor Cam Pederson continues to languish in the VFL despite dominating...go figure.

 

[LiquidCrow]

Seems that something is definitely not right down at Demonland.

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/me...h/news-story/96e00faebf5bad04e584b43da4c81ebd

The Demons have ordered assistant coach Brendan McCartney down to the bench from the coaches’ box, a move the club says will add experience and nous to an interchange area already boasting ex-captain Todd Viney. But foxfooty.com.au can reveal McCartney, as experienced and respected as he is, did not gel with his fellow coaches in the box over the first month of the season, leading to a change of role ahead of the Anzac Day eve clash against Richmond.

The 57-year-old, who is vastly qualified as an assistant at Richmond, Essendon, Geelong and a senior coach for three seasons at the Western Bulldogs, has not been as warmly received in the coaches’ box as Simon Goodwin and co had hoped.

 

[Shaz2012]

pick 5, 12, 19 and 37 in a super draft! hello SA boys

5, 18, 19 and 37 would be much better

 

[Dujon11]

Do we hold both Melbournes and our first round pick for 2018?

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Seems that something is definitely not right down at Demonland.

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/me...h/news-story/96e00faebf5bad04e584b43da4c81ebd

The Demons have ordered assistant coach Brendan McCartney down to the bench from the coaches’ box, a move the club says will add experience and nous to an interchange area already boasting ex-captain Todd Viney. But foxfooty.com.au can reveal McCartney, as experienced and respected as he is, did not gel with his fellow coaches in the box over the first month of the season, leading to a change of role ahead of the Anzac Day eve clash against Richmond.

The 57-year-old, who is vastly qualified as an assistant at Richmond, Essendon, Geelong and a senior coach for three seasons at the Western Bulldogs, has not been as warmly received in the coaches’ box as Simon Goodwin and co had hoped.

 

[mattymac]

Agent Lever doing a sterling job.

Pick 5 and pick 10 for a third tall defender.

See the job through Jakey

 

[SydCrow]

Do we hold both Melbournes and our first round pick for 2018?

Yep. And Carlton's 2nd round. But there's a whole other thread for that.

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[Thetrader15]

High 5 jake

 

[On The Crouch]

Looking to next round against Essendon it’s a good chance for Lever to play Daniher into some form. If I remember correctly Daniher kicked 3 goals in about 10 minutes on Lever last year, and that was the moment we realised Lever couldn’t defend.

Good chance to be 2-4 next week.

 

[Bazz_27]

okay guys so if pies win today they go a win clear of demons. Then bombers play demons next week which is an old fashion 8 point game! They are then a game behind 13th!

 

[Vhaluus]

Looking to next round against Essendon it’s a good chance for Lever to play Daniher into some form. If I remember correctly Daniher kicked 3 goals in about 10 minutes on Lever last year, and that was the moment we realised Lever couldn’t defend.

Good chance to be 2-4 next week.

No, we already knew he couldn't defend.

That was Pyke trying to let Lever come to the realization himself.

 

[hey shorty]

He was much better last night not having to stand an opponent. Everyone who plays Melbourne will make sure he needs to.