Werewolf Dodgeball: A True Werewolf Story

[harry000]

I will fu** up your Tetris 99 stats

As long as you dont wipe my Zelda game progress. Trying to finish it before pokemon is released.

 

[TJASTA]

As long as you dont wipe my Zelda game progress. Trying to finish it before pokemon is released.

why would i play a lame game like zelda?

 

[harry000]

why would i play a lame game like zelda?

True, itd be a bit much for you I imagine.

 

[TJASTA]

True, itd be a bit much for you I imagine.

no it's just lame
like you

 

[Dingster]

Meanwhile as the game is frantically going gangbusters above, DapperJong escapes for a little "me time".

 

[I Dont Care]

I was going to say something...but I really have no idea what to say except have a ball everyone

 

[DapperJong]

Meanwhile as the game is frantically going gangbusters above, DapperJong escapes for a little "me time".

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Looks to skinny to be me

 

[VainGlorious]

I was going to say something...but I really have no idea what to say except catch a ball someone and get this average joe back in the game.

 

[Barrybran]

TIME

 

[Hoos]

I was going to say something...but I really have no idea what to say except have a ball everyone

You'd better check again. There may well be another at the back.

Who are we urinating on again?

 

[Barrybran]

Cotton McKnight: Good morning Dodgeball fans. I’m Cotton McKnight, this is Pepper Brooks, let’s check out what happened overnight.

Pepper Brooks: I met some beautiful Thai ladies last night. At least I thought they were ladies, Cotton.

Cotton: On the court.

Pepper: Oh.

Cotton: NinjaSwan gets hit in right the breadbasket. And that’s it. One throw again. We’re gonna need some extra balls.

Pepper: Talk to the team from Thailand, Cotton.

Summary

Eliminated - NinjaSwan​

Two new balls have been added (recipients randomly selected)

IT IS NOW DAY. PLEASE VOTE FOR SOMEONE TO RECEIVE AN EXTRA BALL BY 9PM TONIGHT.​

 

[Tarkyn_24]

por_please_ya please Barrybran .

 

[por_please_ya]

por_please_ya please Barrybran .

I'm glad you think so highly of me.
por_please_ya

 

[por_please_ya]

I'm glad you think so highly of me.
por_please_ya

Barrybran

 

[VainGlorious]

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I'm glad you think so highly of me.
por_please_ya

You gotta do what you’ve gotta do. Aim well.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Good Zeus! ".... Stifled muffled sounds ...."

Maybe it was yesterday's aim or simply the four caffe correttos I have gulped this morning, but I now feel a strange empathy for TJASTA. So much to say and no legit language to express it.

 

[jmoo wan]

so how many of your nerds are sitting on the sidelines now?

 

[Barrybran]

so how many of your nerds are sitting on the sidelines now?

I am

 

[MWPP]

I am

Barrybran please Barrybran

 

[DapperJong]

porps

 

[dogs105]

Tarks

 

[TJASTA]

Need more TJASTA
Barrybran

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Boxing and Ballet are beautiful pursuits that do not much good for the human body. I would happily ban both.

I am coming to a similar conclusion about Dodgeball.

Yes it is a beautiful game, but is it good for the body and brain?

I am sitting in the vast stadium with a handful of compadres. They include veterans of the sport such as Deaneus, ABV, Boncer and Ninja. We are all rather battered.

Across the stadium in the cheap seats are fans such as Josh, Pants and Filthy. They cheer, boo and carry on without regard to the damage inflicted on the real players.

Later today I hope to conduct a short interview with one of the wounded. At the moment though, a Hospital In The Stadium (HITS are Us) team of nurses has arrived to tend to the wounds.

 

[harry000]

TJASTA
Barrybran