Werewolf Dodgeball: A True Werewolf Story

[DapperJong]

Gonna look weird if you guys don't vote for me tbh

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Gonna look weird if you guys don't vote for me tbh

I’ll slot my vote in a bit later once there’s a bit of separation.

 

[jmoo wan]

Dapperjong.
we got a rando ball last night and we also know who is in a team so we can hang up on them if you want?

Barrybran

 

[Hoos]

I AM THE FRUIT OF MWPP

A cantaloupe?

 

[MWPP]

Whoa rude

I’m still hurt by your answer to the favourite PM question

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

A cantaloupe?

Ripe watermelon.

Is pumpkin a fruit or veggie?

 

[Hoos]

Ripe watermelon.

Is pumpkin a fruit or veggie?

I think so.

 

[TJASTA]

VOTE FOR ME DUMB****S

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Like the game, Dapper was a very late late term birth.

So late in fact that at birth, he was fully clothed, educated in the mystic arts and use of his mum's spreadsheets. His less than Grand Uncle DERO claims Dapper inherited his natural commitment to feminism.

 

[MWPP]

A cantaloupe?

A pineapple . Brunchier and has the multiple p thing going for it too

 

[DapperJong]

A pineapple . Brunchier and has the multiple p thing going for it too

you gave birth to a ****in pineapple????

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

you gave birth to a fu**in pineapple????

Explains a lot.

 

[Barrybran]

Mod Note: Please don't burst my balls. It's bad enough that we've already lost balls in the crowd.

 

[MWPP]

Mod Note: Please don't burst my balls

I’ve voted for you, so that should make up for it . Now to find that needle

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Boxing and Ballet are beautiful pursuits that do not much good for the human body. I would happily ban both.

I am coming to a similar conclusion about Dodgeball.

Yes it is a beautiful game, but is it good for the body and brain?

I am sitting in the vast stadium with a handful of compadres. They include veterans of the sport such as Deaneus, ABV, Boncer and Ninja. We are all rather battered.

Across the stadium in the cheap seats are fans such as Josh, Pants and Filthy. They cheer, boo and carry on without regard to the damage inflicted on the real players.

Later today I hope to conduct a short interview with one of the wounded. At the moment though, a Hospital In The Stadium (HITS are Us) team of nurses has arrived to tend to the wounds.

Well folks, I am still here with the sedentary wounded.

boncer34 is being attended to by an army of nurses - there is a (self) critical care nurse, a full Psychogeriatric Assessment and Treatment Team as well as the HITS Team. It seems the game old bloke simply refuses to leave the Stadium.

I will try and get an interview soon.

 

[I Dont Care]

Ripe watermelon.

Is pumpkin a fruit or veggie?

A pumpkin is a berry. Everybody knows that

 

[DapperJong]

I’m giving birth to a big brown boy right now

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I’m giving birth to a big brown boy right now

Red hair - yes or no? Grannie MWPP has self interest in the answer.

 

[MWPP]

Seems my vote needs to be on an active player in order to be valid
por_please_ya because teammates stick together Barrybran

 

[DapperJong]

Red hair - yes or no? Grannie MWPP has self interest in the answer.

It was a joke because i was actually on the toilet

 

[por_please_ya]

I AM THE FRUIT OF MWPP

If I had been drinking any kind of substance it would have been spat out.

 

[por_please_ya]

I’m giving birth to a big brown boy right now

A coconut?!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

It was a joke because i was actually on the toilet

Aah like laying a trans-Atlantic cable to the White House?

In their youth boncer34 and DERO would have called it "laying a Nixon".

 

[DemonJim]

A coconut?!

One would hope not that large, or hard.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'm saying what we're all thinking right? I never get the praise i deserve. I play a selfless game.

Should have done what I did and left pre-game.