Official Team Thread Dragons S23 Official Team Thread - Congratulations Kim Jong Il

[Pugsley]

don't you miss the goat tackling practice in the dunes?

I miss the pulling it off.

 

[Ljp86]

Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: Rooboy_74 (Season 07), Ljp86 (Seasons 08 & 10)

If we win I'll let you touch my moobs behind the bike sheds

Guys, if we win I'll let anyone touch both of my Mobbs behind the bike sheds.

 

[cammo6556]

Guys, if we win I'll let anyone touch both of my Mobbs behind the bike sheds.

Theyre in you're pants aren't they?

 

[Alfred_]

Throw me forward, I'll kick a bag guaranteed.

 

[HaroLad]

Throw me forward, I'll kick a bag guaranteed.

If you kick eight this game I'll play you forward next game.

And you need to bring democracy to North Korea.

 

[Established1870]

Aren't Dragons meant to be intimidating?

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Aren't Dragons meant to be intimidating?

We're the ones who'll be doing the bombing this week.

Make sure to utilise the free carpark at dragon island

 

[Established1870]

We're the ones who'll be doing the bombing this week.

Make sure to utilise the free carpark at dragon island

Unlike your broke mob, we can afford cars better than a Hyundai.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Unlike your broke mob, we can afford cars better than a Hyundai.

And HaroLad thinks that im a Lying campaigner

Just what sort of pork pies have you been feeding your rookies?
You know that they are banned in Baghdad.

 

[HaroLad]

And HaroLad thinks that im a Lying campaigner

Just what sort of pork pies have you been feeding your rookies?
You know that they are banned in Baghdad.

I've been saying that you promised to stay in Baghdad on multiple occasions.

Would that really make me the liar though?

 

[JD Tomahawk]

Look it's a cute widdle dwagon. This little fella couldn't hurt a fly

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

dennis crumpet... prepare your anus.
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But I've already had My phil.

Look it's a cute widdle dwagon. This little fella couldn't hurt a fly
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I don't think that's a dragon. In fact I've seen that thing before. That's one of beez 's haemorrhoids!!

Why are you keeping it in a cage?

 

[JD Tomahawk]

But I've already had My phil.


I don't think that's a dragon. In fact I've seen that thing before. That's one of beez 's haemorrhoids!!

Why are you keeping it in a cage?

We're going to cross breed it with your teams female Dragon so in 9 months you guys are left with a bunch of little deformed hemorrhoid babies. They may even wipe out the whole Dragons FFC franchise.

 

[cammo6556]

We're going to cross breed it with your teams female Dragon so in 9 months you guys are left with a bunch of little deformed hemorrhoid babies. They may even wipe out the whole Dragons FFC franchise.

TIL the gestation period of a dragon/hemmorhoid freako child is equal to that of a human

 

[HaroLad]

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BAGHDAD BOMBERS
SECOND PRACTICE MATCH V DRAGONS

B: Royce Hafey - beez - Richoman Tigers
HB: ctacp - KohPhi - Alfred_
C: Established1870 - JD Tomahawk - Biggy_Boy
HF: Wise Guy Sam - GJD23 - Itsmyshow
F: Stan The Caddy - Established1870 - arrowman
R: PhenomenalV1 - TheCoach16 - Tony Lynn 15
INT: dangerwood - burningdwarf

I've tried to rotate the squad as much as I can, but don't be too worried about the result of this game as like the last one it doesn't matter and it's only purpose is to introduce you to Qooty and how it works. Have a bit of banter if you want with the Dragons (in this thread) , the game will be on Friday and simmed by Hate .​

Hate please note I have replaced cm_perfect with Richoman Tigers .

This is a practice match mate, real thing starts in a few weeks. You don't have to do anything here if you don't want.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Hate please note I have replaced cm_perfect with Richoman Tigers .

This is a practice match mate, real thing starts in a few weeks. You don't have to do anything here if you don't want.

Too late it's already been slimmed.

 

[JD Tomahawk]

TIL the gestation period of a dragon/hemmorhoid freako child is equal to that of a human

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You'd want to hope the gestation period of a Dragon is 9 months. Any less and you'll end up with this as you're team mascot for the next century

 

[HaroLad]

Too late it's already been slimmed.

You'll still find a way to change teams though.

 

[cammo6556]

You'd want to hope the gestation period of a Dragon is 9 months. Any less and you'll end up with this as you're team mascot for the next century
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Your*

Please don't sully my team thread with your grammatical abortions.

 

[JD Tomahawk]

Your*

Please don't sully my team thread with your grammatical abortions.

Bugger, I was on a roll. Good eye cammo. It should actually be a capital C for your username.

 

[Hate]

Too late it's already been slimmed.

I have been doing my best to take a few kgs off. Glad someone has noticed.

 

[cammo6556]

Bugger, I was on a roll. Good eye cammo. It should actually be a capital C for your username.

It should be, but I choose to disregard naming conventions.

I'm a maverick.

 

[JD Tomahawk]

It should be, but I choose to disregard naming conventions.

I'm a maverick.

Yes, you are! And I'm Iceman

(My first top gun reference)

 

[Blaze Storm]

If I dissapoint on my debut, i'm downing my sorrows in beers and meat pies after the match. If I impress the captain, i'm going to the bar to celebrate in beers and meat pies.

Why leave it to chance? I'm just going to grab a few beers and meat pies whatever the outcome.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Look it's a cute widdle dwagon. This little fella couldn't hurt a fly
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Where did you find that picture of my dick??