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I'm really looking forward to Fridays game to see how this fantasy football stuff works.
I have a fantasy date with Margot Robbie later that night so it should be a pretty eventful day.

To all the Bombers, nice to meet you and good luck!

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Looking forward to a good game against you guys...
But please don't go to any trouble putting on beers or food after the game.
We know it's not your fault you have to be in this place. But we're just happy to take the win and get the hell out of here as quickly as possible...
 
Looking forward to a good game against you guys...
But please don't go to any trouble putting on beers or food after the game.
We know it's not your fault you have to be in this place. But we're just happy to take the win and get the hell out of here as quickly as possible...
so you haven't seen your home ground facilities yet?
how did you keep the sand out of your undies dennis crumpet?
and if you didn't wear any, that would explain the leather look sack.
 
Looking forward to a good game against you guys...
But please don't go to any trouble putting on beers or food after the game.
We know it's not your fault you have to be in this place. But we're just happy to take the win and get the hell out of here as quickly as possible...

Probably for the best, the management put up a bunch of bug zappers and we wouldn't want any of your players to hurt themselves on them.
 
Looking forward to a good game against you guys...
But please don't go to any trouble putting on beers or food after the game.
We know it's not your fault you have to be in this place. But we're just happy to take the win and get the hell out of here as quickly as possible...

I wish you'd said something sooner.
I've already arranged catering for the away rooms...

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Looking forward to a good game against you guys...
But please don't go to any trouble putting on beers or food after the game.
We know it's not your fault you have to be in this place. But we're just happy to take the win and get the hell out of here as quickly as possible...
I've just searched and our list. You aren't on there.

Therefore your expectations of a win are comical....

Much like my round of golf today was to everyone else.
 
I've just searched and our list. You aren't on there.

Therefore your expectations of a win are comical....

Much like my round of golf today was to everyone else.
I think I might know where the confusion is...
It appears you were looking for winners on a losers list. Don't worry, it's a common mistake...

As for your golf. Consider it an omen for tomorrow's game....
 

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so you haven't seen your home ground facilities yet?
how did you keep the sand out of your undies dennis crumpet?
and if you didn't wear any, that would explain the leather look sack.

You can't keep the sand out, no matter how hard you try.

I've been shitting pearls ever since I moved there.

That's how I got Hate 's necklace so cheap
 
I think I might know where the confusion is...
It appears you were looking for winners on a losers list. Don't worry, it's a common mistake...

As for your golf. Consider it an omen for tomorrow's game....
I'm well aware of what a loser looks like. I single handedly dragged the baghdadians up the ladder for two years. All I had to do was look around.
 
I'm well aware of what a loser looks like. I single handedly dragged the baghdadians up the ladder for two years. All I had to do was look around.
Look around? Or look in the mirror?

I'm sorry. That's just mean and uncalled for. Please accept my apologies. I'm sure you're quite an affable and pleasant individual...

Doesn't change the fact, you're having your arse handed to you tomorrow...

By the way, you must be part of the "dead weight" the Bombers got rid of, that I keep hearing about. It's nice to meet you finally...
 
Look around? Or look in the mirror?

I'm sorry. That's just mean and uncalled for. Please accept my apologies. I'm sure you're quite an affable and pleasant individual...

Doesn't change the fact, you're having your arse handed to you tomorrow...
What do you call a champion Baghdad qooty player?

A dragon
 
I've heard the champion dragon players all hang out with the tooth fairy, Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny...
Dude, we've all signed up for imaginary football. What's your point?
 
I've heard the champion dragon players all hang out with the tooth fairy, Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny...

Ive overheard the Tooth Fairy say that the Easter Bunny is all a lie.. shattered :'(:(
 

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