Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Hoos]

Could be worse, Bruce could still be commentating. "Ball bubbling, bubbling about"

No, I'd prefer that to the buffoon telling us that a player is a genius when he puts one through from 25 metres out, dead in front, under absolutely no pressure.

That was years ago. The player was Andrew Macleod and der-wayne has managed to keep up that appalling standard every since.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Glad to see Dwayne is still ruffling a few feathers on Bigfooty, means he is doing something right. He is one of the best in the business and highly respected by other commentators which is what counts.

 

[Mentallo]

Glad to see Dwayne is still ruffling a few feathers on Bigfooty, means he is doing something right. He is one of the best in the business and highly respected by other commentators which is what counts.

I am sure you have quotes etc to back that statement up as well......

 

[Hoos]

He is one of the best in the business and highly respected by other commentators which is what counts.

 

[010203]

Glad to see Dwayne is still ruffling a few feathers on Bigfooty, means he is doing something right. He is one of the best in the business and highly respected by other commentators which is what counts.

G'day Dwayne.

 

[BloodRet]

Zigged when he should’ve zagged.
Can you believe it?!

Guy just recycles his own poo every week, offers no thoughtful inside. Absolute robot, but I respect his enthusiasm that’s all.

 

[SuperMal]

Glad to see Dwayne is still ruffling a few feathers on Bigfooty, means he is doing something right. He is one of the best in the business and highly respected by other commentators which is what counts.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Glad to see Dwayne is still ruffling a few feathers on Bigfooty, means he is doing something right. He is one of the best in the business and highly respected by other commentators which is what counts.

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

I am sure you have quotes etc to back that statement up as well......

I'd say the opposite is true. They are openly teasing him about his silly lines on air now, lots of laughing at him not with him. Don't remember that in previous seasons.

He's basically a joke.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Glad to see Dwayne is still ruffling a few feathers on Bigfooty, means he is doing something right. He is one of the best in the business and highly respected by other commentators which is what counts.

Dwayne please pick up some milk on the way home, thanks luv.

 

[SpecialComments]

"It's enough to make a grown man cry"
"from little things big things grow"
"That's one of the goals of the year! "
"Is that 50?"
"Unbelieeeeevable."
"Half held. Half tackled. Got half a kick".
"Does it get any better than that?"
"Horrrrrrendous"
"It's party time!"
"That's golden Brown!" - Everything J Brown does something special
'that could be the fire-starter'
"in your dreams!!"
"Shorts it"
"Gives it some sky!'
"Gets plenty of shoe on it"
"They've been hanging off Goodes all day and he's been wearing them like a gold chain!"
"From the paint!"
"That could be the heart starter".
"To breath some life into this".
"Bring out the hundreds and thousands it's party time"

 

[010203]

"It's enough to make a grown man cry"
"from little things big things grow"
"That's one of the goals of the year! "
"Is that 50?"
"Unbelieeeeevable."
"Half held. Half tackled. Got half a kick".
"Does it get any better than that?"
"Horrrrrrendous"
"It's party time!"
"That's golden Brown!" - Everything J Brown does something special
'that could be the fire-starter'
"in your dreams!!"
"Shorts it"
"Gives it some sky!'
"Gets plenty of shoe on it"
"They've been hanging off Goodes all day and he's been wearing them like a gold chain!"
"From the paint!"
"That could be the heart starter".
"To breath some life into this".
"Bring out the hundreds and thousands it's party time"

"Oh Baby!"

"If youve just joined us".

"Whenever you're watching from around the planet".

 

[The hands of stone]

Classic from midday madness

Next we have Paul from Clifton Hill .......gday Cliff ......ah I mean Paul .....you call you get on !

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Great pop culture reference from Dwayne today. Said Simpkin is wearing a Big Lebowski type glove

 

[Hoos]

Great pop culture reference from Dwayne today. Said Simpkin is wearing a Big Lebowski type glove

Did he mean a bowling glove? I can't think of any over gloves in the film.

 

[Mentallo]

Great pop culture reference from Dwayne today. Said Simpkin is wearing a Big Lebowski type glove

Good to see you backed up my earlier question I had asking for proof of the respect other commentators had for him.

I have heard the opposite, that 99% of them can't stand to be in the same building let alone room as him.

 

[Hoos]

Good to see you backed up my earlier question I had asking for proof of the respect other commentators had for him.

I can recall him being pumped up by the stooges in the Fox Footy studio before a game as 'the best in the business'. I thought I must have been dreaming or I'd wandered into some bizarre modern day version of the Twilight Zone. Either that or they've changed the definition of best.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Did he mean a bowling glove? I can't think of any over gloves in the film.

I think so

Good to see you backed up my earlier question I had asking for proof of the respect other commentators had for him.

I have heard the opposite, that 99% of them can't stand to be in the same building let alone room as him.

He has come up with phrases and terms that are used industry wide. He came up with chaos ball and that's used by lots of commentators now. He also won the AFMA award for best TV caller last year.

 

[janty]

"scoops it up like a responsible dog owner"

 

[Hoos]

He also won the AFMA award for best TV caller last year.

 

[Alesana]

"It's enough to make a grown man cry"
"from little things big things grow"
"That's one of the goals of the year! "
"Is that 50?"
"Unbelieeeeevable."
"Half held. Half tackled. Got half a kick".
"Does it get any better than that?"
"Horrrrrrendous"
"It's party time!"
"That's golden Brown!" - Everything J Brown does something special
'that could be the fire-starter'
"in your dreams!!"
"Shorts it"
"Gives it some sky!'
"Gets plenty of shoe on it"
"They've been hanging off Goodes all day and he's been wearing them like a gold chain!"
"From the paint!"
"That could be the heart starter".
"To breath some life into this".
"Bring out the hundreds and thousands it's party time"

"He can get and go"
"Tried to go but didn't get"

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Great pop culture reference from Dwayne today. Said Simpkin is wearing a Big Lebowski type glove

 

[tugga]

"scoops it up like a responsible dog owner"

He didn't?

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Disgusting to jump back into this thread and there is nothing about "Smother's Day is tomorrow" after a couple of smothers happened in 90 seconds.

 

[Pistol Night]

Disgusting to jump back into this thread and there is nothing about "Smother's Day is tomorrow" after a couple of smothers happened in 90 seconds.

Can someone smother this campaigner with a pillow full of chloroform?