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Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d
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killtaker1993
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When Rex Hunt did this kind of thing it was endearing but when Dwayne does it, it just stinks
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Rex also did it on radio, which weirdly lends itself a little more to that type of commentary.
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Equal to the moment
Cleavy
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it was more Rex's gimmick, but Dwayne is trying to have a bit each way
90% of everything out of his mouth is irrelevant word salad. 
Hoos
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I seem to remember Rex at least getting genuinely excited when the game was genuinely exciting or it was due to the quality of a particular piece of play. This idiot calls a regulation kick, mark or goal like it's something we've never seen before. He over sells the action to ridiculous levels. The worst thing is it's allowed to go on every week unchecked.
Imagine der-wayne teaming up with ****ing Hamish McTavish. The buffoon and the idiot.
"One for all time" was his concluding remark on the siren today 
Not sure why people are getting mad at Dwayne for bringing a bit of enthusiasm and excitement to the game.
jefffff34
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It’s fake excitement.
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It’s not the excitement, it’s the 927 analogy’s a quarter that are lame as ****
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Mainly because he takes it too far. He'll launch into full hyperbole mode for a piece of play that simply doesn't warrant the description. He does it all the time. And he's such an insufferable knob with it too.
Your that insufferable guy that goes into the office in the morning who bores his work colleagues with all the 'jokes' you heard on your favorite FM brekky show.
Anyone else listen to Clacker and Wacker this morning??
No
Well....
Audible groan permeates office
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No, the joke's on all of us for having to listen to the insufferable twat.Joke is on you, I work from home
Joke is on you, I work from home
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"Live downstairs Alistair Lynch."
What, is he out front of the Fox Footy offices on Wells St Southbank freezing his **** off?
Stop trying to justify calling games from the studio in Melb then in the next breath try convince the viewers you are there at the venue.
What, is he out front of the Fox Footy offices on Wells St Southbank freezing his **** off?
Stop trying to justify calling games from the studio in Melb then in the next breath try convince the viewers you are there at the venue.
Player in GC v Haw pauses while they have the ball. Dwayne unleashes "puts the clutch in", which Kelli Underwood giggles at.
Pleased with this response, Dwayne promptly uses it again after half time.
Pleased with this response, Dwayne promptly uses it again after half time.
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During a telecast he consumes sandwiches, water, triple shot long black, Twirl, Coke and Red Bull.
Must be a freakish sight in the commentary box from his manic caffeine induced fits and shouting the same sound bytes.
Must be a freakish sight in the commentary box from his manic caffeine induced fits and shouting the same sound bytes.
From Suns v Hawks:
“Has Anderson in his chemtrail”
I think working remotely in a box all weekend is affecting Dwayne's attachment to reality.
“Has Anderson in his chemtrail”
I think working remotely in a box all weekend is affecting Dwayne's attachment to reality.
So your cat suffers from PTJS -Joke is on you, I work from home
