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ā€œMCG Dressing Room, can I help youā€.

ā€œYes, Iā€™d like to speak to the Essendon Football Teamā€.

ā€œIā€™m afraid theyā€™ve all gone out to batā€.

ā€œThatā€™s ok Iā€™ll waitā€.

:p
See, when I saw the term ā€œbat deepā€ I just thought it meant there would be a long line of their players waiting at an offsite medical facility with one sleeve rolled up..
 
I reckon they should have the reverse. Just get a bunch of normal people who donā€™t train and whack em in events and see what happens
Random draw letters sent out 2 months before the gamesā€¦
Get a letter in the mail, ā€œcongrats you have a free month long fully paid trip to Paris. Your event is ā€¦. Pole Vaultā€
 

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bet voided if season is not completed - they're leaving things open for * to finally be de-registered........

POTY.

(Until I locate a post from yesterday that is even better than yours. šŸ˜³ )
 
Timmy Watson playing by the leading question guide book. Asks Stringer: "Is this the best pre-season you've ever had?"

Answer: ā€œI think so. My other seasons have ended in disaster.ā€
 

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From a Dees fan on the main board.

An absolute nothing club this century. Genuine mid range 7-12 club. Exactly like Fremantle. Arrogant, conceited, supporter base hanging on to late nineties and 2000 and the organisation still bowing to Kevin Sheedy.

Zero relevance.
Well ain't that just the truth!:grinv1::laughv1:
 
Watched the last quarter of the Essendon v Geelong practice match.

One thing stood out like the proverbial - Zach Merrett!!
The fearless ā€˜lead by exampleā€™ skipper. Boy oh boy is he a ā€˜must watchā€™. Those leadership skills are there for all to see.
  • Running behind his teammates demanding a cheap handball (Buckley style).
  • Throwing himself forward with arms out looking g for a cheap free kick (Lloyd style).
  • Whinging at the umpire the entire game.
  • Running at the opposition swinging his arm into the midriff as they dispose of the ball (as he did breaking Murphyā€™s rib).
Perfect skipper for this sh!t club. Displaying all the traits they hold high.

Canā€™t stand himā€¦
 
Watched the last quarter of the Essendon v Geelong practice match.

One thing stood out like the proverbial - Zach Merrett!!
The fearless ā€˜lead by exampleā€™ skipper. Boy oh boy is he a ā€˜must watchā€™. Those leadership skills are there for all to see.
  • Running behind his teammates demanding a cheap handball (Buckley style).
  • Throwing himself forward with arms out looking g for a cheap free kick (Lloyd style).
  • Whinging at the umpire the entire game.
  • Running at the opposition swinging his arm into the midriff as they dispose of the ball (as he did breaking Murphyā€™s rib).
Perfect skipper for this sh!t club. Displaying all the traits they hold high.

Canā€™t stand himā€¦

You forgot the bravery he displayed in leading the team in a game at the cattery!

Doesnā€™t get braver than that!


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Watched the last quarter of the Essendon v Geelong practice match.

One thing stood out like the proverbial - Zach Merrett!!
The fearless ā€˜lead by exampleā€™ skipper. Boy oh boy is he a ā€˜must watchā€™. Those leadership skills are there for all to see.
  • Running behind his teammates demanding a cheap handball (Buckley style).
  • Throwing himself forward with arms out looking g for a cheap free kick (Lloyd style).
  • Whinging at the umpire the entire game.
  • Running at the opposition swinging his arm into the midriff as they dispose of the ball (as he did breaking Murphyā€™s rib).
Perfect skipper for this sh!t club. Displaying all the traits they hold high.

Canā€™t stand himā€¦
Great postšŸ™Œ.

it was JSOS rib šŸ˜‰.
 

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