Roast Essendon in no mans land

[Maddo11]

Lid should be off. F*** the modesty, embrace arrogance.

Yeah that couldn't possibly backfire for the fans of a club that hasn't won a final in 7200 days.

 

[Engimal v3]

Yeah that couldn't possibly backfire for the fans of a club that hasn't won a final in 7200 days.

There's no way it's been that long. Provide proof.

 

[HirdyLannister]

The media circle jerk pumping up Essendon is sickening, the media trying to build us up to crush us in 4 rounds time.

Lid is staying well and truely on.

 

[Maddo11]

There's no way it's been that long. Provide proof.

I was rounding up slightly

 

[NetworkNerd]

The media circle jerk pumping up Essendon is sickening, the media trying to build us up to crush us in 4 rounds time.

Lid is staying well and truely on.

Even if you are top of the ladder?

 

[Engimal v3]

I was rounding up slightly

Wow, that's so humiliating

 

[eth-dog]

Wow, that's so humiliating

You know what's really embarrassing? The fact that we've not won a final for 20 years and yet we've won a flag more recently than 7 other clubs. How embarrassing for anyone that supports any of those clubs.

 

[Forward Press]

You know what's really embarrassing? The fact that we've not won a final for 20 years and yet we've won a flag more recently than 7 other clubs. How embarrassing for anyone that supports any of those clubs.

"We're less shit than North" isn't the humble-brag you think it is.

 

[Yoda_]

To be relevant is to be a premiership contender. Winning an elimination final from the bottom part of the 8 is nice but ultimately meaningless if that's your ceiling.

The Carlton cohort on this very football forum think its the be all and end all though

 

[eth-dog]

"We're less s**t than North" isn't the humble-brag you think it is.

It's because I wasn't humble bragging.

 

[Yoda_]

Wow, that's so humiliating

Worshipping this stat like its some sort of useful metric is what’s embarrassing

 

[Westlo]

lets be real the only stat that matters is premierships and it's a pisstake seeing people still waiting from 95 and 99 try and shit on us.

If richmond had just won 1 finals in 2017 breaking their massive finals drought as if fans from other clubs wouldn't still be shitting on them. the only reason we stopped was because they won a flag. like even if we jag a final this year the oh you haven't won a final in 7200 days is just going to change into you haven't won a flag in 24 years (just sans north and blues supporters)

cotchin kicking against the wind and getting smashed by 90 points isnt less funny because they win one final, it's less funny when they win a flag, especially 3 in 4 years.

 

[Yoda_]

lets be real the only stat that matters is premierships and it's a pisstake seeing people still waiting from 95 and 99 try and s**t on us.

If richmond had just won 1 finals in 2017 breaking their massive finals drought as if fans from other clubs wouldn't still be shitting on them. the only reason we stopped was because they won a flag. like even if we jag a final this year the oh you haven't won a final in 7200 days is just going to change into you haven't won a flag in 24 years (just sans north and blues supporters)

cotchin kicking against the wind and getting smashed by 90 points isnt less funny because they win one final, it's less funny when they win a flag, especially 3 in 4 years.

Has Chief got a contingency when BigFooty crashes when Essendon finally win a final?

The server will implode

 

[Maddo11]

Has Chief got a contingency when BigFooty crashes when Essendon finally win a final?

The server will implode

It's smart to have contingencies, but this is some doomsday prepper lever stuff.

Besides, who knows what server technology will be like in 2035..

 

[Yoda_]

It's smart to have contingencies, but this is some doomsday prepper lever stuff.

Besides, who knows what server technology will be like in 2035..

Hopefully after the 8th push for a premiership in 2031 the server will be fixed. Unsure what 2035 looks like but im with you, who knows

 

[Engimal v3]

Worshipping this stat like its some sort of useful metric is what’s embarrassing

What stat?

 

[Engimal v3]

You know what's really embarrassing? The fact that we've not won a final for 20 years

Too true

 

[Foxx]

Yeah that couldn't possibly backfire for the fans of a club that hasn't won a final in 7200 days.

Everytime I hear someone say this day counter, I hear Rainman counting stuff

 

[Yoda_]

What stat?

I was rounding up slightly

Idiots continue to reference this like some sort of usefulness

 

[Maddo11]

Idiots continue to reference this like some sort of usefulness

It's relevant in the context I used it; discussing how lippy Essendon fans should be. Because if they get lippy now and that counter doesn't get reset in September then it'll be pretty funny.

 

[Always Ballin]

Welcome to No Man's Land (the top four).

 

[Yoda_]

It's relevant in the context I used it; discussing how lippy Essendon fans should be. Because if they get lippy now and that counter doesn't get reset in September then it'll be pretty funny.

It’s as meaningful and useful as metres gained in real life. Looks nice on paper but ultimately, it’s what it ends up doing that matters

 

[Engimal v3]

Idiots continue to reference this like some sort of usefulness

 

[Vindicater]

Lid should be off. F*** the modesty, embrace arrogance.

Lid is staying firmly on until we win another premiership.

Then you better believe us Essendon fans are going to rewrite the book on being arrogant smug assholes.

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Lid is on until we win back to back premierships. Don't want to go the early crow.