Football Lingo/Sayings That Annoy You

[Always Ballin]

I am tired of "gutsy" and "courageous" to describe losses. Every 2nd game for Collingwood is a "gutsy and courageous" defeat with positives to take away for a bright future.

They've been saying that about Collingwood since 2014.

They say that about Carlton too who have amassed a breathtaking 5 wins this season... "Lots of positives" "Team of the future"

 

[The King!]

Chaos ball

 

[HaroLad]

That's racist

 

[London Pie]

75% of the shit said by the one eyed ferals in the outer for all teams, expect every player to be a flawless robot....

 

[van peebles]

"Toby you're in trouble for that"

 

[Always Ballin]

Carlton is the team of the future the same way the Tasmanian expansion club is the team of the future.

 

[kickazz]

For mine.
'Shot on goal' when it isn't.
'arrived' God I hate that one.
People who say 'jumped the shark' not knowing what it means.

 

[jabba5114]

For mine.
'Shot on goal' when it isn't.
'arrived' God I hate that one.
People who say 'jumped the shark' not knowing what it means.

Jumped the shark? Is this a thing in football never heard it

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[Xenthor]

Quarterback
This is Aussie Rules, not the American shit

 

[Xenthor]

Caresses the ball down his throat

Kinky

 

[kickazz]

Jumped the shark? Is this a thing in football never heard it

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Daniel Harford used to say it a bit and it's crept it's way into BF a bit.

 

[van peebles]

Jumped the shark? Is this a thing in football never heard it

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Generally this term is used on Bay 13 by geelong and hawthorn posters.Quite regulary in fact,..

 

[jabba5114]

Daniel Harford used to say it a bit and it's crept it's way into BF a bit.

Ok I've never heard it.

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[SilentHunter_]

From the paint!

 

[flojo]

Take the game on

 

[kickazz]

Milked

 

[mick500]

Shake and bake.

 

[King_Steele]

Shake and bake.

Just bet me.

Bake & shake.

 

[kickazz]

Shake and bake.

Never heard it, do not know what it means, but it already annoys me

 

[demondavey]

For mine.
'Shot on goal' when it isn't.
'arrived' God I hate that one.
People who say 'jumped the shark' not knowing what it means.

'For mine' is awful

 

[demondavey]

Generally this term is used on Bay 13 by geelong and hawthorn posters.Quite regulary in fact,..

What's it mean?

 

[JeffDunne]

"Fist the ball"

You "punch" the ball, you don't "fist" it.

 

[Spongebob]

Sold some candy

Foot candy

Paid the ultimate price.

 

[mick500]

"New Cult figure" for any first gamer with dread locks that plays for any club ever.

 

[jabba5114]

Never heard it, do not know what it means, but it already annoys me

Used to be sold the dummy. Got the line from talladega nights movie

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