Rumour Future of the club (Bevo, board, assistant coaches, football department)

[geoffjennings79]

Another polo to add his collection for Ratts!

Only if it comes with a matching whistle...

 

[doggies ftw]

Like these experienced names flying but we still need some fresher, hungry types with a good handle on the modern game and big ambitions, as well.

 

[Bald]

Like these experienced names flying but we still need some fresher, hungry types with a good handle on the modern game and big ambitions, as well.

Agreed. I know we want to move away from former players but I genuinely think Giansiracusa/Lade/Dew/Ratts would be very nice.

 

[Mojorisin]

Like these experienced names flying but we still need some fresher, hungry types with a good handle on the modern game and big ambitions, as well.

Ratts, Dew, Lade, Kornberg, Barlow & Clay please.

 

[Foxman98]

Like these experienced names flying but we still need some fresher, hungry types with a good handle on the modern game and big ambitions, as well.

We need more Spanghers

 

[geoffjennings79]

"Granty? Yeah, look it's Dewy here. I'm nearly all packed ready for the move. Just one question mate. Why have I been added to a group chat with Bevo, Burkey, Laydey and Ratts called "whistles"!? Are you short of them or something, do I need to BYO?"

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Ratts, Dew, Lade, Kornberg, Barlow & Clay please.

Clay is a must for me.

Specialist angry mongrel coach we've needed for a while.

 

[Bulldog rick]

I think ratts would be a perfect addition to our coaching ranks and I do believe a shiny orange tin whistle would do the trick.

I heard ratts once say :

I bought a wooden whistle
But it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle
And it steel wooden whistle.

So I bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

So I bought a copper whistle
But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle.

So I bought a tin whistle
Now I can whistle.

 

[fred cook]

Ratts, Dew, Lade, Kornberg, Barlow & Clay please.

BINGO

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[BLACAE]

Clay is a must for me.

Specialist angry mongrel coach we've needed for a while.

Forgive the ignorance, who's Clay?

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[Iamspock]

Forgive the ignorance, who's Clay?

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Clay Smith.

 

[doggies ftw]

We need more Spanghers

I don’t have anything against Spangher to be honest he was just hired for the wrong role, would have no issue with him in a development role.

A mix of experience ie Dew, Cameron, Ratts and some fresh recently retired players who come from strong organisations ie Cotchin, Selwood, Isaac Smith, etc would be perfect

 

[bobs head soup]

'Those plans sound pretty sh.thot Bevo, but have actually got any of the old Hawks crew on your team now?'

'Sure have Ratts. Matty Spangher is here looking after the forwards.'

Click

'Erm Ratts, you there mate?'

Ratts?

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Clay Smith.

TBH, I'd like him to come back for one more game - a cameo against GWS.

Line up on Greene...

 

[Dogs 13]

I was listening to the music on the test pattern on Channel 2 one day and Nothing Is Easy came on. I think that was the first time I heard it [it was when it first came out] and was very impressed with the track, great performance and arrangement

 

[Sentinel]

I have my doubts that the club could afford all of Ratten, Dew and Lade together + Bevo under the soft cap.

 

[Dogs 13]

Only if it comes with a matching whistle...

 

[dergert]

From an outsider I think Stef Martin has done well. Jordon Sweet has improved significantly.

 

[geoffjennings79]

I have my doubts that the club could afford all of Ratten, Dew and Lade together + Bevo under the soft cap.

Adopt the Carlton 1980s model.

Paper bags under the table.

Full of "whistles".

 

[Dog 36]

From an outsider I think Stef Martin has done well. Jordon Sweet has improved significantly.

Unfortunately another club will now benefit from Stef’s work and Sweet’s improvement.

 

[Scott Tracy]

Take this with a grain of salt but my mates cousins ex says this group chat was leaked to him.

 

[VitalDread]

From an outsider I think Stef Martin has done well. Jordon Sweet has improved significantly.

him and Lade have done a great job with English and Sweet

Only issue with Sweet is his around the ground impact

Remember earlier in the year, one of the coaches said they want him to get a higher disposals impact

 

[flipper83]

Ratts: "Bevo, why do we have 6 forwards flying for the mark? Can't our smalls stay down to crumb the pack?"

Bevo: "nah mate, the more players we have going for it the better chance we have to get it! It's maths!"

Ratts: I'm not really sure it works like tha.."

Bevo:" Trust me everyone will be doing it one day! I'm a genius!"

 

[Bulldog rick]

I have my doubts that the club could afford all of Ratten, Dew and Lade together + Bevo under the soft cap.

Adopt the Carlton 1980s model.

Paper bags under the table.

Full of "whistles".

 

[geoffjennings79]

View attachment 1791756

Ratts' bag is a tad small. Perhaps a diamond-studded whistle?!

Does "not required" mean Cameron/Buckley/<enter big name here> is not coming? ☹