Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[crazywildhorse]

Morning Straight Setters.

You're perky aren't you?

 

[Lethality]

Nobody's going to bid a first round pick on a forward pocket. If we get Jarman it'll be 2nd round or later

 

[KardiniaPark]

You're perky aren't you?

It's my new bra.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Morning straight setters.

Feels good waking up as premiers.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Averaging 1 GF every 4ish years in my lifetime is pretty good odds

 

[KardiniaPark]

Averaging 1 GF every 4ish years in my lifetime is pretty good odds

Back to the standard reply. At least when you're in the wilderness you can still claim the 1in5, then 1in6 before the eventual 1in7 and you move to Tassie for good.

 

[chefmeister]

Roughy
Jaeger
Mitchell mk2
Jarman
Pick 14
Pick 32
Where is Geelongs improvement coming from?
Have you managed to clone Danger?

Why would we need more improvement if we can already come from 10th and flog the reigning premiers twice in one year..?

We just jumped 7 places this season, next year we only have to jump 2.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Back to the standard reply. At least when you're in the wilderness you can still claim the 1in5, then 1in6 before the eventual 1in7 and you move to Tassie for good.

You enjoy your 2 in 60 averages

 

[Hawk Dork]

Why would we need more improvement if we can already come from 10th and flog the reigning premiers twice in one year..?

Maybe try and win the following week after an imaginary grand final would be a good place to start

 

[KardiniaPark]

You enjoy your 2 in 60 averages

Ok so the dogs have to claim from the start of time, but you go from when you're born? Sounds fair.

 

[chefmeister]

Maybe try and win the following week after an imaginary grand final would be a good place to start

You mean the week we had off or..?

 

[KardiniaPark]

He's unravelling before our eyes.

 

[STP18]

The Hawforn Football came into existence in 1989 or 2008, depending on who you ask.

 

[chefmeister]

He's unravelling before our eyes.

He even has us playing imaginary games after imaginary games now.

 

[Hawk Dork]

You mean the week we had off or..?

you seem to take a week off after every imaginary grand final

 

[Hawk Dork]

The Hawforn Football came into existence in 1989 or 2008, depending on who you ask.

My first memory is 71
First GF seen in person was 76

 

[STP18]

you seem to take a week off after every imaginary grand final

If you are talking about the 2011 and 2016 QFs, then that's exactly what happens. Winners of the QFs have a week off, there's no opponent for us the following week.

Talking football with Hawfies is hard.

 

[chefmeister]

you seem to take a week off after every imaginary grand final

I reckon you need to take a week off from this site with all the imagining you're doing.

 

[STP18]

My first memory is 71
First GF seen in person was 76

So another bandwagoner. Good grief where were all you when the club nearly merged.

 

[Lethality]

STD's melting pretty hard this morning, must be sensing some early forced retirements at Geelong this week.

 

[Hawk Dork]

So another bandwagoner. Good grief where were all you when the club nearly merged.

On the HFF Punt rd side second tier

 

[Lethality]

The club was never going to merge, I was around in 1996 and the merger was just a bit of talkback radio and a townhall meeting.

 

[KardiniaPark]

The club was never going to merge, I was around in 1996 and the merger was just a bit of talkback radio and a townhall meeting.

LOL

 

[Hawk Dork]

LOL

 

[Lethality]

It's clear from their comments on the merger which handbaggers only started following the game again in 2007.