There's about 119 reasons why the former Port Adelaide 300-gamer wouldn't be on the Geelong payroll. Even for the Richmond board this is a doozy of a conspiracy. But in the spirit of the thread it will be added to the list of rorts.
It is an idiot, but it it knows what is good for itself. If you want to be a footy media whore in this town, you do not criticise Geelong FC.
Thought even you guys would have realised that by now...hang on, don't tell me you actually believe all the Cats ramping media fluff pieces.