Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

[Wosh]

In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

yes pls keep it in here and nowhere else, thankyou.

 

[MisterMarcus]

Poll is up

Reckon Falcon is actually “Strauchanie” from Sportal?

 

[Rioli2Rioli]

I think you missed the memo.

The official Richmond line is: "We don't care about Geelong or anything they say about us, or even acknowledge their existence!"

A few posters might take you out back and give you a good kicking for breaking the Tiger code.

LOL i grew up in Richmond back in the 60's-70's
Noy handbag holding pussy is taking me out the back to do anything mate

 

[Rioli2Rioli]

If that's an "oval"...

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Thats where they get their inspiration

Cant believe the corrupt AFL ticket off a ground thats the shape of a sausage
and in a regional town where there is so much land

 

[PhatBoy]

1921 Semi-final - Richmond 115 Geelong 54. Tigers win flag.
1934 Semi-final - Richmond 134 Geelong 50. Tigers win flag.
1967 Grand Final - Richmond 114 Geelong 105.
1969 Semi-final - Richmond 167 Geelong 49. Tigers win flag.
1980 Semi-final - Richmond 95 Geelong 71. Tigers win flag.
2017 Qualifying final - Richmond 91 Geelong 40. Tigers win flag.
2019 Preliminary final - Richmond 85 Geelong 66. Tigers win flag.
2020 Grand Final - Richmond 81 Geelong 50.

Thanks for being there for us Geelong.

Thanks for the percentage boosts in the gargantuan amount of seasons you weren’t there for us, Richmond

 

[PhatBoy]

Riewoldt - 760 goals 3 colemans
Hawkins - 735 goals 1 coleman

Even though he has played his entire career at a successful club providing great delivery his entire career
Poor Jack has had to scratch his way for the first 10 years

That’s because Tom provides that delivery.

 

[Rioli2Rioli]

That’s because Tom provides that delivery.

Hmmm

Thought the cats had a great list the last 15 years and now im getting told it was porkins delivering

Yeah Nah

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Thats where they get their inspiration

Cant believe the corrupt AFL ticket off a ground thats the shape of a sausage
and in a regional town where there is so much land

That Moorabool St wing boundary is basically an 80m straight line, no wonder opposition sides give away so many frees for out on the full or deliberate.

 

[Xtreme]

Richmond's "era" was easily head and shoulders above Geelongs. Geelongs ran out of petrol at the end of 2022!!

 

[PhatBoy]

Hmmm

Thought the cats had a great list the last 15 years and now im getting told it was porkins delivering

Yeah Nah

Second all time for goal assists. Best midfielder we never had

 

[Rioli2Rioli]

Second all time for goal assists. Best midfielder we never had

I suppose pushing players in the back whilst tapping the ball must be considered a goal assist

 

[PhatBoy]

I suppose pushing players in the back whilst tapping the ball must be considered a goal assist

Probably.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Tom Hawkins has always been better than Jack Riewoldt.

That's not even debatable.

 

[MisterMarcus]

Why am I getting notifications about a thread involving supporters of two minnow footy clubs?

Hey cut that 'minnow' talk out!

I'll have you know Richmond got 80k to a final involving GWS (a.k.a. The Only Game In Existence That Matters) several years ago.

 

[MisterMarcus]

I suppose pushing players in the back whilst tapping the ball must be considered a goal assist

When you've got Hocking on your side cooking up all his dastardly conspiracies, anything is possible

 

[demondavey]

2020 will forever be tainted.
Half the competition couldn't give a sh*t just like most other sporting codes around the world. And I'd say the same thing if Geelong pinched that flag.
17 week season, 16 minute quarters lol, no wonder it'll be the last time in decades your mob win anything.

No you wouldn’t.

 

[demondavey]

I do think that if Martin won another Norm he’d be the GOAT

 

[PieLebo87]

Well we had Geelong as one minnow so needed another, welcome to the thread.

#GWSfinal2017

 

[PieLebo87]

I am sure you can check your watched threads and watched forums and work it out my friend.

 

[BF Tiger]

Thanks for the percentage boosts in the gargantuan amount of seasons you weren’t there for us, Richmond

Like 2007, when if you'd won by 15 points instead of 157 you still would have topped the ladder?

Or do you mean 1989, when you beat us by 22 goals, but still didn't win the flag?

Maybe you include the 21 goal smashing you handed us at KP in 1992. Lost in the big dance again then.

There was also a 108 point victory to the Cats in 2010, that made absolutely no difference to your ladder position and resulted in Geelong NOT going back-to-back again.

In fact, I don't think you could point to one "gargantuan" victory that ultimately improved Geelong's position such that it had an impact in a Geelong premiership season.

You can have your fun but meaningless percentage boosts and I'll have my finals victories.

 

[demondavey]

Like 2007, when if you'd won by 15 points instead of 157 you still would have topped the ladder?

Or do you mean 1989, when you beat us by 22 goals, but still didn't win the flag?

Maybe you include the 21 goal smashing you handed us at KP in 1992. Lost in the big dance again then.

There was also a 108 point victory to the Cats in 2010, that made absolutely no difference to your ladder position and resulted in Geelong NOT going back-to-back again.

In fact, I don't think you could point to one "gargantuan" victory that ultimately improved Geelong's position such that it had an impact in a Geelong premiership season.

You can have your fun but meaningless percentage boosts and I'll have my finals victories.

This is a good post

 

[rank and file]

2020 will forever be tainted.
Half the competition couldn't give a sh*t just like most other sporting codes around the world. And I'd say the same thing if Geelong pinched that flag.
17 week season, 16 minute quarters lol, no wonder it'll be the last time in decades your mob win anything.

2020 was all time.
The hundredth running of the Cox Plate on the same day.
Bossy salutes on Sir Dragonet (RIP).
The boys had a season long footy trip living the hub-life,then hit the twilight zone and saluted.

Lived on beer fumes and hash 'til Christmas.
Good times.

 

[My Tilly]

2020 was all time.

Of course it was. You are Richmond.
You lot think Martin is an all round better footballer than Matthews and Carey.

 

[Danw0w]

You lot think Martin is an all round better footballer than Matthews and Carey.

 

[PhatBoy]

Like 2007, when if you'd won by 15 points instead of 157 you still would have topped the ladder?

Or do you mean 1989, when you beat us by 22 goals, but still didn't win the flag?

Maybe you include the 21 goal smashing you handed us at KP in 1992. Lost in the big dance again then.

There was also a 108 point victory to the Cats in 2010, that made absolutely no difference to your ladder position and resulted in Geelong NOT going back-to-back again.

In fact, I don't think you could point to one "gargantuan" victory that ultimately improved Geelong's position such that it had an impact in a Geelong premiership season.

You can have your fun but meaningless percentage boosts and I'll have my finals victories.

They all contribute: we have to take the small gains in those years you weren’t good enough to earn a game against us