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Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!
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Sttew
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When Cats last won the wooden spoon 66 years ago they still managed to win 4 games and only lose 14
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The most losses ever recorded in VFL/AFL history. A dynasty of losses you could say.
2-21 must just be completely energy sapping. I guess they can say the only way is up....it certainly can't get much worse.
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Why would I be angry. Our youth is going to be better than yours after this draft. Never mind the next few years. If you guys don’t win this year, wowee the next few years is gonna be tough.
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Shit, has bingo night already finished? Off to beddy byes now. Knitting starts at 6:30 am.
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Geez you guys are like Pies supporters with your backwards thinking.
A clubs success is measured by flags not least amount of spoons.
It’s probably why you rate finals losers like GAS so highly cause he smashed a few spoon teams back in the day after they delivered the milk and did the plumbing.
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forgive us based on every other recent prediction you’ve made for not thinking you’ll get this one right, either.
In fact, based on what you’ve said here and how it pertains to any prediction you’ve made in recent times? We can pretty much look forward to unending success for the foreseeable future
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I predict you don’t win the flag this year. I’m prepared to risk the egg on my face. Makes it fun.
You can be a bot and sit on the fence. God that’s boring.
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So when it comes to modern footy why do you brag so much about being behind us, the Eagles, the Hawks, as well as the fact that you’re rarely even competitive, in living memory.
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Predicting that a team no one thought would finish in the top 8 WONT win something…. Wow, what a gambler.
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I predict all sorts of odds. I think you guys are the favorites anyway in the markets, I personally think you are (legit I’m not taking the piss I don’t trust interstate clubs at the MCG)
So I really am going against my gut feel.
Wojcinski
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On one page of this thread alone you've gone from Geelong guaranteed premiers 2024 to not winning it, to a choke if they don't win it.
We're mid-rebuild with the best youth in the league mate, its all gravy for us.
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2-21 levels of tough?
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You’ve been much more invested in Geelong than you have been Richmond, all season.Bruh ngl I zoned out at round 5.
What is that actually like? A bit embarrassing when you reflect on it? Or just a hobby you’ve come to enjoy?
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I say a lil joke about zoning out and instead of being a normal person you decide to write that. Yeah nah I can tell you aren’t a social person at all.
I’m starting to believe the people that say Geelongites have a chip in their shoulder from being so isolated down there. Absolutely none of you can take a joke or even say jokes. It’s so weird.
“I was just joking guys it’s like you’re a bot hahaha you aren’t like me and my friends we love to joke around!!!!”
I’m talking about your obsession with Geelong all year, not what you just said. It’s true that you show little interest in what is happening with Richmond. The Cats are the team you really follow and get excited about. As good as it is to see that enthusiasm, I was asking a question because I’ve never felt that way about a different club before. Is it sort of like following two teams?
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Aren't you forgetting someone, Robbo?
Oh wait never mind, here we go:
Without any doubt, Geelong and Sydney are the 21st Century juggernauts.
In the 25 seasons played since 2000, Sydney has played in 20 finals series, played 43 finals games, won 22 of them and won two flags.
Geelong has played in 19 finals series, played 47 finals matches, won a competition-best 25 finals and won four premierships.
Sydney, Geelong, Collingwood, Hawthorn and Brisbane have won 15 of the 25 premierships. Three others went to Richmond, which was ramshackle before the dynasty and bottom of the table this year, while West Coast has two flags and yo-yo exactly how the league is designed.
But not Sydney, nor Geelong. Just how do they do it?
Oh wait never mind, here we go:
Without any doubt, Geelong and Sydney are the 21st Century juggernauts.
In the 25 seasons played since 2000, Sydney has played in 20 finals series, played 43 finals games, won 22 of them and won two flags.
Geelong has played in 19 finals series, played 47 finals matches, won a competition-best 25 finals and won four premierships.
Sydney, Geelong, Collingwood, Hawthorn and Brisbane have won 15 of the 25 premierships. Three others went to Richmond, which was ramshackle before the dynasty and bottom of the table this year, while West Coast has two flags and yo-yo exactly how the league is designed.
But not Sydney, nor Geelong. Just how do they do it?
2-21.....be real.
He surely means missing the finals two years in a row. It's happened twice since the 80's but those years in the wilderness were dark days indeed. Nothing like Richmond of course, but we just aren't used to that sort of pain. I'm not sure we could take it.
Wojcinski
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Imagine winning 3 flags and being so unbelievably shit outside a tiny period, your success is written off as 'ramshackle' by Robbo lmao
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Idk you figure it out. You bore me
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Careful playing with fire. Robbo will talk about your cliff when your time is done.
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Are Geelong people completely oblivious to the fact that you guys had a 44 year drought. That is some strong stuff you are drinking down there. Or maybe it’s just the stench of GMHBA. Are there still floaters swimming around or has the swamp finally been drained?
Oh it's a boredom thing. Hard to get it up (interest) when you're associated with an embarrassment.
We're not accepting anyone new on the Cats bandwagon right now, but feel free to post about our '07-'11 teams for the 1000th time!
