Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

[Wosh]

In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

 

[Aaron Reed]

That looks good i like it. Logo spot on

It’s ok bud, you’re not fooling anyone.

 

[AstuteTiger]

Not gunna lie mate, it's been an entertaining 24 hours

Sixth prelim loss for Chris "salty" Scott. Another choke by the Cats

 

[AstuteTiger]

It’s ok bud, you’re not fooling anyone.

 

[jezza1435]

Don’t forget the 3 wooden spoons in 20 years

 

[Cleansweep17]

If that's the best you can pull out you're having a bad day lol

That was 6 years ago and we went back2back thereafter, something the cats could not do.

Now how about this for a mark what the **** was Stewart doing pulling aprons

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He was actually reaching for his ass but the unco spud couldn’t even do that. I’m surprised he’s on an AFL list tbh. Gone on one season too many.

 

[beema limapep]

Sixth prelim loss for Chris "salty" Scott. Another choke by the Cats

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One of my favourites for sure

 

[BF Tiger]

LOL

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I realise you might not have done any design subjects yet as they're probably only offered once you're in year 9 and above, but do better. I whipped this up in five minutes on Paint. Can you see how it's improved with just a little bit of effort?

 

[Cleansweep17]

Ok here we go, our big performance is all set.

Lead vocals: Cleansweep17
Rhythm guitar: Meteoric Rise
Drums: Tiger 10
Bass: Sam_100



Oh, Richmond, what a fall,
This wooden spoon, it says it all.
Three flags waving, but we sigh,
Geelong’s four just makes us cry.

Mediocre, we know it’s true,
Dreams of glory fading, too.
In the shadows, we’ll remain,
Just a tale of endless pain.

Bolton, Baker, Rioli too,
Dustie’s gone, we’re feeling blue.
Like rats off a sinking ship,
Our club’s a shambles, we’re losing grip.

Hocking’s rules, a plot unfolds,
Rigging the game, or so we're told.
Three is less than four, it’s clear,
Our spoon collection grows each year.

Oh, Ninthmond, how they laugh and jeer,
In every loss, we face the sneer.
As we trudge on through this endless strife,
In the footy world, we’re just a punchline of life.

And you guys can be our little groupie gimps. I just bought whips and leashes

 

[Aaron Reed]

 

[Tiger 10]

The Richmond way,

“Could’ve, would’ve, should’ve, didn’t”..

Couldn’t even adapt to a rule change.

The Geelong way,

"Too old, too slow, special needs met"

Couldn't get through Richmond before the emasculation.

 

[Cleansweep17]

It’s ok bud, you’re not fooling anyone.

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Did you ask STPer to send you that? It’s like 20 years old

 

[Aaron Reed]

I realise you might not have done any design subjects yet as they're probably only offered once you're in year 9 and above, but do better. I whipped this up in five minutes on Paint. Can you see how it's improved with just a little bit of effort?


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You used the same joke I already used? Triggered much?

 

[AstuteTiger]

Two more years of the same shit they dished up this year and the tuggies are gonna have 9 of these.

Well that's just a hypothetical first spoon in almost 2 decades but what we do know is in the last 12 years Chris salty Scott teams have choked in 6 out of 9 prelims that's more likely to occur than Richmond getting another spoon FACT

 

[Tiger 10]

Do you even know what emasculation means?

Emasculate -
deprive (a football club) of their identity.
make (a football club) weaker or less effective.

 

[BF Tiger]

Is that pic from the 2020 GF?

Gimme more

Here you go…

 

[Aaron Reed]

Well that's just a hypothetical first spoon in almost 2 decades but what we do know is in the last 12 years Chris salty Scott teams have choked in 6 out of 9 prelims that's more likely to occur than Richmond getting another spoon FACT

Oh you guys have the 2025 spoon in the bag already. Dusty ripping the heart out of your club and then Dimma pissing on it has seen to that. Fact.

 

[Cleansweep17]

Oh you guys have the 2025 spoon in the bag already. Dusty ripping the heart out of your club and then Dimma pissing on it has seen to that. Fact.

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So which spud are you picking with pick 16?

Hopefully he is better than Holmeless, Bruhnlow, Bowels, Sam Dik Koning and Stinkle

 

[Aaron Reed]

So which spud are you picking with pick 16?

Hopefully he is better than Holmeless, Bruhnlow, Bowels, Sam Dik Koning and Stinkle

lol you guys should just worry about not taking a Richard Tambling before a Buddy Franklin again.

 

[AstuteTiger]

Oh you guys have the 2025 spoon in the bag already. Dusty ripping the heart out of your club and then Dimma pissing on it has seen to that. Fact.

Dusty brought us 3 flags what an absolute joy good try bro and i can say 100% he aint going to GC so that's answered.

Never a surer thing than the cats choking, you only need to go back 24 hours LMFAOOO

You're not good at this banter game. Pick it up boy

 

[Cleansweep17]

lol you guys should just worry about not taking a Richard Tambling before Buddy Franklin again.

You mean the guy that helped us tank to draft Dusty and make a dynasty?

Tambling is a god, Buddy can GAGF

 

[Aaron Reed]

Dusty brought us 3 flags what an absolute joy good try bro and i can say 100% he aint going to GC so that's answered.

Done deal buddy, you need to be more “astute”.

 

[Aaron Reed]

You mean the guy that helped us tank to draft Dusty and make a dynasty?

Tambling is a god, Buddy can GAGF

 

[AstuteTiger]

Done deal buddy, you need to be more “astute”.

 

[Cleansweep17]

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Kinda looks like Gerard brown-nosing Chris Scott if you squint hard enough

 

[Aaron Reed]