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Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!
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Banter threads are not to be taken too seriously. Have fun. Let others have fun.
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If that's the best you can pull out you're having a bad day lol
That was 6 years ago and we went back2back thereafter, something the cats could not do.
Now how about this for a mark what the **** was Stewart doing pulling aprons
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He was actually reaching for his ass but the unco spud couldn’t even do that. I’m surprised he’s on an AFL list tbh. Gone on one season too many.
- Oct 29, 2017
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One of my favourites for sure
I realise you might not have done any design subjects yet as they're probably only offered once you're in year 9 and above, but do better. I whipped this up in five minutes on Paint. Can you see how it's improved with just a little bit of effort?
- Dec 20, 2023
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Ok here we go, our big performance is all set.
Lead vocals: Cleansweep17
Rhythm guitar: Meteoric Rise
Drums: Tiger 10
Bass: Sam_100
Oh, Richmond, what a fall,
This wooden spoon, it says it all.
Three flags waving, but we sigh,
Geelong’s four just makes us cry.
Mediocre, we know it’s true,
Dreams of glory fading, too.
In the shadows, we’ll remain,
Just a tale of endless pain.
Bolton, Baker, Rioli too,
Dustie’s gone, we’re feeling blue.
Like rats off a sinking ship,
Our club’s a shambles, we’re losing grip.
Hocking’s rules, a plot unfolds,
Rigging the game, or so we're told.
Three is less than four, it’s clear,
Our spoon collection grows each year.
Oh, Ninthmond, how they laugh and jeer,
In every loss, we face the sneer.
As we trudge on through this endless strife,
In the footy world, we’re just a punchline of life.
And you guys can be our little groupie gimps. I just bought whips and leashes
Aaron Reed
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- Dec 20, 2023
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Did you ask STPer to send you that? It’s like 20 years old
Aaron Reed
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You used the same joke I already used? Triggered much?
Two more years of the same shit they dished up this year and the tuggies are gonna have 9 of these.
Well that's just a hypothetical first spoon in almost 2 decades but what we do know is in the last 12 years Chris salty Scott teams have choked in 6 out of 9 prelims that's more likely to occur than Richmond getting another spoon FACT
Aaron Reed
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Oh you guys have the 2025 spoon in the bag already. Dusty ripping the heart out of your club and then Dimma pissing on it has seen to that. Fact.
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So which spud are you picking with pick 16?
Hopefully he is better than Holmeless, Bruhnlow, Bowels, Sam Dik Koning and Stinkle
Aaron Reed
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lol you guys should just worry about not taking a Richard Tambling before a Buddy Franklin again.
Dusty brought us 3 flags what an absolute joy good try bro
and i can say 100% he aint going to GC so that's answered.Never a surer thing than the cats choking, you only need to go back 24 hours LMFAOOO
You're not good at this banter game. Pick it up boy
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lol you guys should just worry about not taking a Richard Tambling before Buddy Franklin again.
You mean the guy that helped us tank to draft Dusty and make a dynasty?
Tambling is a god, Buddy can GAGF
Aaron Reed
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Done deal buddy, you need to be more “astute”.Dusty brought us 3 flags what an absolute joy good try bro
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Kinda looks like Gerard brown-nosing Chris Scott if you squint hard enough
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‘Guys, guys, I think I’ve got them. They’ve given up, wait for it, MORE leads, in finals, at half time, prelim finals, than ANY team this century!!! Hahaha, how funny is that!!’
‘Yeah but they’ve WON more finals, and are equal first for premierships, than any team this century. Is it really that funny. I mean I’m happy to go with it but I’m not really sure where ‘lost half time leads’ ranks compared to winning finals and actually winning premierships - won’t they just point out that they do those things more often than everyone else as well?’
‘Oh yeah this is such a good zinger. Just trust me on this. I wrote movies for Pauly Shore.’
‘Yeah but they’ve WON more finals, and are equal first for premierships, than any team this century. Is it really that funny. I mean I’m happy to go with it but I’m not really sure where ‘lost half time leads’ ranks compared to winning finals and actually winning premierships - won’t they just point out that they do those things more often than everyone else as well?’
‘Oh yeah this is such a good zinger. Just trust me on this. I wrote movies for Pauly Shore.’
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Has the wooden spoon arrived at Punt Rd yet or are the AFL being lazy buggers again?
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Has Jezzas cow shat out his premiership medal yet? I bet he wouldn’t even clean it before he licks it.
