I like this one:
"St Kilda needed a scalp and had everything to prove, were fresh after the bye and played above themselves.
Since we have been on the up this year every team has played at their best against us; it's exhausting.
We were tired and probably a little disinterested in having to contend with another 'no hope' team putting in a Goliath effort, yet we still stuck in there.
We can't play to an exacting standard every week and expect to be ripe for the finals.
Good job Cats, let's continue setting up for the finals and make sure we are good to go when it counts."
After missing the 8 last year? Pretty much a lol
Try gunning for 5 straight GFs and 4 straight flags. The Cats cant even win a final...