Rumour GFC 2024 Player Trading, Drafting FA, Rumours and Wish lists Pt 3

[cats_09]

Here's 2024 Provisional AFL Draft Order

Cheers to Lore for their hard work in setting this up, and making it available for all users on BF to use and keep track of the picks ahead of the upcoming draft - and please practice patience grasshoppers if it's not updated in the immediate aftermath of completed trade





I'll also sticky this post to ensure it's easily accessible for discussion of our hypothetical trader


Also,

2024 Free Agency Period​

The AFL introduced free agency at the end of the 2012 season, giving players another vehicle where they can transfer from one club to another. Free agency is a common form of player movement in major football and sporting codes around the world.

Free Agency Opens: Friday October 4 at 9.00am
Free Agency Closes: Friday October 11 at 5.00pm

Continental Tyres AFL Trade Period​

Trade Period Opens: Monday October 7 at 9.00am
Trade Period Closes: Wednesday October 16 at 7.30pm

 

[Interdimensional Bigfoot]

PSA: You know this trade period is f***ed when we're discussing Cooper Stephens.

Just free the mullet man already Power, we all know you're going to do it anyway.

In the meantime, I've been working on this:

Good to see a boy from Malvern East finally fulfil his dream of living on a farm....or something.

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A true artist at work, does this piece have a name?

 

[smotherking]

But the only person who has really been driving this whole thing, is Sam McClure

Not saying it will happen but I’ve seen Oliver to Geelong articles written or quoted from Barrett, Morris, Edmund. Again, not saying it will happen but it’s not some narrative borne out of McClure’s head alone

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Where's trade week happen? Still at Marvel?

Further, when does it happen?

Foxtel Ch504 is broadcasting tomorrow from 7pm or 7:30pm ???

What happened to clubs’ list managers sitting in booths, earnestly discussing an imminent trade?

During the day? It was exciting, or am I delusional?

 

[D BRIDGE]

Looking forward to Bailey Smith

6

Bailey Smith

Age

23

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

being on our list tomorrow for #17 + some blunt steak knives.

 

[My Tilly]

Looking forward to Bailey Smith being on our list tomorrow for #17 + some blunt steak knives.

Nothing surer

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

He wouldn't get a game for us. He is big and slow with poor disposal.

Kemps only 192cm tall and the whole reason he gets picked is because he's fast and is a good user... Wtf

His issue is he's massively undersized and can't defend the big boys one on one lol. Gets absolutely towelled up by them.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Melbourne Football Club and Gary Pert saying something that wasn't complete bullshit!!!

POTT

 

[My Tilly]

Kemps only 192cm tall and the whole reason he gets picked is because he's fast and is a good user... Wtf

His issue is he's massively undersized and can't defend the big boys one on one lol. Gets absolutely towelled up by them.

You have a bit of a nerve posting in here considering the daily shit you post about Geelong.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

You have a bit of a nerve posting in here considering the daily shit you post about Geelong.

Main board is different to an oppo board Tilly. I've never been anything but respectful when posting on your board and don't plan on that changing.

I also s*** can the Pies on every thread I can, but I get some ITK info at their club and pass that onto them on their board when I can.

But if I'm not welcome I'll be off.

 

[calder_daddy]

Dark web

Seems easier to fly to Thailand

 

[CatToTheFuture]

The night before Smithmas

T'was the night before Smithmas at AFL house
And the GFC managers were quiet as a mouse
The 17th pick placed on the table with care,
In hopes that Sam Power

Sam Power

Age

41

Ht

190cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

7.8

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.6

4star

soon would be there;
The fans were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of clearances danced in their heads;
And Mackie with a smile, and Scott with a wink,
Had just paused their plans for celebration drink,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their chairs to see what was the matter.
Away to the window Scott flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The bright light on the street provided a glow,
And gave the light of day to objects below,
When what to Scott's wondering eyes did appear,
But a hertz car full of Melbourne football gear,
With a little old driver with movements overt,
Scott knew in a moment he must be Gary Pert
Swifter than Oleranshaw they got on the run,
And he yelled that his cadres were all in the gun:
"Now, Goodwin and Patterson!" He yelled with a scoff
We need to get of our all problems palmed off
"Keep Pickett! Keep Tracc!" He yelled with thunder
"but this contract of Piggy's will drag us under"
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
And see if a suns trade can prevent our fall

Talking to managers holding picks they required
It soon became clear Clayton wasn't desired
When Oliver heard this he jumped up like a viper
And ran to their Hertz car and bent back the wiper
The phones now were ringing as Pert watched with alarm.
As Clarry met Stanley and sought life on a farm
If a trade with Geelong was about to transpire.
Then he knew right away that they were all fired
"Required player!" he yelled to no one out loud
"of his effort to reform we are incredibly proud"
they quickly tied Oliver up in a sack
Opened the door and threw him in the back
Now Mackie and Scott saw Melbourne traverse
As Goodwin and Pert threw the Hertz in reverse
As Melbourne sped away in an anxious flight
"WTF was that?!" Laughed Mackie in bewildered delight

"Not sure lads but you know I'm here to deliver"
Said a man with abs that made grown men quiver
Startled the cats men turned and met the gaze
Of Sam Power

Sam Power

Age

41

Ht

190cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

7.8

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.6

4star

whose eyes were pent up with rage
Standing beside him the new Bellbrae resident
A man whose mullet could run for president
"So you have my pick?" Power said in sharp words
"Of course" said Mackie "and we've added a third"
"Sure" he said "I guess that'll do"
“Happy Smithmas to all, and above all f*** you"

 

[Klink]

You have a bit of a nerve posting in here considering the daily shit you post about Geelong.

Agree. Biggest Cats hater on the site. But he / she is obsessed with the Cats. Some nerve alright.

Rent free.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Thank you for Happy Birthday wishes

As for Xanax suggestions, easier to stay with

Is it too late to still hope for

 

[Klink]

Thank you for Happy Birthday wishes

As for Xanax suggestions, easier to stay with

Is it too late to still hope for
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Happy birthday . You'll get your present tomorrow when we land Smith

 

[Seeds]

This optimism on landing smith tomorrow feels a lot like the optimism before the prelim.

In recent times it always goes through so we are nothing surer it will go through again.

Every trade is different. Just like every game.

 

[Munich]

The night before Smithmas

T'was the night before Smithmas at AFL house
And the GFC managers were quiet as a mouse
The 17th pick placed on the table with care,
In hopes that Sam Power soon would be there;
The fans were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of clearances danced in their heads;
And Mackie with a smile, and Scott with a wink,
Had just paused their plans for celebration drink,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their chairs to see what was the matter.
Away to the window Scott flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The bright light on the street provided a glow,
And gave the light of day to objects below,
When what to Scott's wondering eyes did appear,
But a hertz car full of Melbourne football gear,
With a little old driver with movements overt,
Scott knew in a moment he must be Gary Pert
Swifter than Oleranshaw they got on the run,
And he yelled that his cadres were all in the gun:
"Now, Goodwin and Patterson!" He yelled with a scoff
We need to get of our all problems palmed off
"Keep Pickett! Keep Tracc!" He yelled with thunder
"but this contract of Piggy's will drag us under"
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
And see if a suns trade can prevent our fall

Talking to managers holding picks they required
It soon became clear Clayton wasn't desired
When Oliver heard this he jumped up like a viper
And ran to their Hertz car and bent back the wiper
The phones now were ringing as Pert watched with alarm.
As Clarry met Stanley and sought life on a farm
If a trade with Geelong was about to transpire.
Then he knew right away that they were all fired
"Required player!" he yelled to no one out loud
"of his effort to reform we are incredibly proud"
they quickly tied Oliver up in a sack
Opened the door and threw him in the back
Now Mackie and Scott saw Melbourne traverse
As Goodwin and Pert threw the Hertz in reverse
As Melbourne sped away in an anxious flight
"WTF was that?!" Laughed Mackie in bewildered delight

"Not sure lads but you know I'm here to deliver"
Said a man with abs that made grown men quiver
Startled the cats men turned and met the gaze
Of Sam Power whose eyes were pent up with rage
Standing beside him the new Bellbrae resident
A man whose mullet could run for president
"So you have my pick?" Power said in sharp words
"Of course" said Mackie "and we've added a third"
"Sure" he said "I guess that'll do"
“Happy Smithmas to all, and above all f*** you"

How long did that take you?

 

[OzeSparky]

How long did that take you?

Prob about a sminuthe.

 

[Kobe Gryant]

Agree. Biggest Cats hater on the site. But he / she is obsessed with the Cats. Some nerve alright.

Rent free.

That's a long list Klink.

There's about 150 in the running, and another 50 on their alternate accounts.

 

[Klink]

That's a long list Klink.

There's about 150 in the running, and another 50 on their alternate accounts.

I still remember when we were everyone's second team. Gee, doesn't that seem like a lifetime ago.

I guess a bit of success and some made up conspiracy theories changes people's views.

 

[frggr]

Great, now he looks like he smokes cones in his Mum's garage and spends his spare time on BigFooty.

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Oh wait....

I represent that comment!

 

[frggr]

Geez you'd be spewing when you found out North were smart enough to go "no thanks"

 

[Zouz Kitty]

The night before Smithmas

T'was the night before Smithmas at AFL house
And the GFC managers were quiet as a mouse
The 17th pick placed on the table with care,
In hopes that Sam Power soon would be there;
The fans were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of clearances danced in their heads;
And Mackie with a smile, and Scott with a wink,
Had just paused their plans for celebration drink,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their chairs to see what was the matter.
Away to the window Scott flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The bright light on the street provided a glow,
And gave the light of day to objects below,
When what to Scott's wondering eyes did appear,
But a hertz car full of Melbourne football gear,
With a little old driver with movements overt,
Scott knew in a moment he must be Gary Pert
Swifter than Oleranshaw they got on the run,
And he yelled that his cadres were all in the gun:
"Now, Goodwin and Patterson!" He yelled with a scoff
We need to get of our all problems palmed off
"Keep Pickett! Keep Tracc!" He yelled with thunder
"but this contract of Piggy's will drag us under"
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
And see if a suns trade can prevent our fall

Talking to managers holding picks they required
It soon became clear Clayton wasn't desired
When Oliver heard this he jumped up like a viper
And ran to their Hertz car and bent back the wiper
The phones now were ringing as Pert watched with alarm.
As Clarry met Stanley and sought life on a farm
If a trade with Geelong was about to transpire.
Then he knew right away that they were all fired
"Required player!" he yelled to no one out loud
"of his effort to reform we are incredibly proud"
they quickly tied Oliver up in a sack
Opened the door and threw him in the back
Now Mackie and Scott saw Melbourne traverse
As Goodwin and Pert threw the Hertz in reverse
As Melbourne sped away in an anxious flight
"WTF was that?!" Laughed Mackie in bewildered delight

"Not sure lads but you know I'm here to deliver"
Said a man with abs that made grown men quiver
Startled the cats men turned and met the gaze
Of Sam Power whose eyes were pent up with rage
Standing beside him the new Bellbrae resident
A man whose mullet could run for president
"So you have my pick?" Power said in sharp words
"Of course" said Mackie "and we've added a third"
"Sure" he said "I guess that'll do"
“Happy Smithmas to all, and above all f*** you"

MASSIVELY UNDERRATED POST

Post of the Year!

No!

Post of the decade

Without any relevance, you have made my birthday even happier

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Happy birthday . You'll get your present tomorrow when we land Smith

My Birthday wish

 

[CatToTheFuture]

How long did that take you?

Just did it on the bus and on and off while cleaning up after the kids.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

MASSIVELY UNDERRATED POST

Post of the Year!

No!

Post of the decade

Without any relevance, you have made my birthday even happier

My present to you kitty