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Vintage Bay Go ahead and kick a bag on Ryan Schoenmakers
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Oh dear, what a tangled web Podge weaves.
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One thing you can certainly take out of NAB Cup matches is the performance of your recent draftees.
Schoen was very impressive last night, delivering cooly out of defence and effecting plenty of well-executed spoils.
The premier young defender in the comp.
Schoen was very impressive last night, delivering cooly out of defence and effecting plenty of well-executed spoils.
The premier young defender in the comp.
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Who did he play on?
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Played on a number of forwards throughout the night. Seemed to win every contest he was in.
Who the hell is Ryan Shoenmakers?
Does he play in the AFL?
Sounds like a brand of bourbon.
Does he play in the AFL?
Sounds like a brand of bourbon.
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I take it he didn't find his way to Hall? I didn't watch the game, only saw Hall bagged 6 in 3 quarters on Gibson?
I understand it's only pre-season and testing out Gibson's abilities is fine, but surely if Ryan is your next FB of the decade he would have got a shot on a bloke dominating the forward line?
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Seems to me nobody has played on Schoenmakers...therefore nobody has kicked a bag on him. I think that's a good summary of your year-long rave!
Shoey = best FB/CHB of all time.
Man, it's hard to argue with that!
you've done it again, Podgey...somehow...
Shoey = best FB/CHB of all time.
Man, it's hard to argue with that!
you've done it again, Podgey...somehow...
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I still stand by the bolded comment.
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By that logic Gilham would've played also. It is about testing and trying new things, and Schoen played on a variety of opponents, beating them all and excelling in general play.
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That's it.
In Hodgepodge's world, each of us are fullback of the century as none of us has ever had a goal kicked on us in an AFL game (I assume).
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I think we can actually credit Shoen with scoring a goal as well, as his handball to Barry was precision stuff.
Well, as precise as the pass that landed in Murphy's arms.
I know it wasn't Schoey who kicked it.
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Schoenmakers has conceded very few games per games played.
You can't divide goals by zero games played so you and your 'would-if-we-could' mates don't enter into it.
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And the games he's played in defence he's been very good. Kept Kositchke, Travis Cloke, and Lloyd goalless in his first season.
Last night was another outstanding performance by the young forward-cum defender (no cum jokes please).
It's good to see that even our defence has a silver lining. With the return of Gilham and Guerra and less experimenting with Gibson, it will be a solid back six once again
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Gilham was on Hentschel - Schoey was dropping back to help out in this photo
So what I take from this thread is either:
Both the above quotes are wrong and Cloggenmakers had 4 kicked on him by a guy who hadn't played in about a thousand years.
OR
Both the above quotes are right and Gilham (whose absence was 50% of the reason the Hawks were spanked last night) had 4 kicked on him by a guy who hadn't played for about a millennium.
I think I'm gonna drop the clogs and rename myself Schoenwearer.
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Most of that didn't make any sense, therefore I'll assume it was a long-winded setup for the clog/shoe makers joke?
Nice payoff.
Nice payoff.
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Trent Hentschel, back from a significant layoff, kicked 4 against one of your guys that night. I'll let you choose the victim.
The joke was just an aside.
At least he doesn't have a username on the premise that a junktime specialist who only kicks his goals from runaround snaps and always goes missing when the heat is on, is somehow comparable to the greatest goal sneak in modern history.
And the games he's played in defence he's been very good. Kept Kositchke, Travis Cloke, and Lloyd goalless in his first season.
Last night was another outstanding performance by the young forward-cum defender (no cum jokes please).
It's good to see that even our defence has a silver lining. With the return of Gilham and Guerra and less experimenting with Gibson, it will be a solid back six once again
Keep dreaming, Hawthorn's defense is in trouble and you know it.
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