Official Team Thread Gold City Royals S38 Team Thread - A new dynasty begins

[GreyCrow]

Just ask the old balls mate. They don't seem to have that problem.

Why would Robertio have any idea of our set up?

 

[Robertio]

Why would Robertio have any idea of our set up?

He hasn't lol.

 

[grumbleguts]

As the reigning Rookie of the year, I suggest you start at the ankles

Well done on that by the way. Great and well deserved effort.

 

[grumbleguts]

Hey, I just had a thought. Who the f**k is our coach?

 

[Cadsky]

Congratulations manicpie on making the all SFA team what an outstanding season you've had!

 

[manicpie]

Congratulations manicpie on making the all SFA team what an outstanding season you've had!

Much appreciated Cadsky, we had lots of fun

 

[grumbleguts]

I've spent an entire evening going through facebook reels and posting exactly the same comment.

"Didn't your parents give you enough attention? You poor thing, now you're trying to get it from people you don't know. I hope your therapist helps you with this."

Just cutting and pasting it, no matter what the video from
"Here's a hack you never knew existed." to "things they should tell you before licking a flyswatter."

Now I'm reaping the "mentioned you in a comment" notices that are coming in thick and fast.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Now I'm reaping the "mentioned you in a comment" notices that are coming in thick and fast.

May your “Notifications” be ever brimming and cause your page to freeze.

 

[grumbleguts]

May your “Notifications” be ever brimming and cause your page to freeze.

May the ninth chip and shatter.

 

[grumbleguts]

I'm not sure if I've ever shared this before, but I've been developing a Shakespearean insult generator in Microsoft Excel that can generate up to 3.65 million different insults that sound like they are from Shakespeare.

Some examples:
Didst thou pourest stupidity into thine own self and forgetest to say when? Thou beslubbering, plume-plucked, haggard
The moon doth hide its face for fear of thee, thou cockered, fly-bitten, harpy
Offend mine ears no longer, thou wayward, toad-spotted, daw
Thou art a cream-faced loon, thou cockered, swag-bellied, clotpole
Thou lovest thyself beyond measure, thou unmuzzled, base-court, mumble-news
Thou art a self-made man, who loveth his creator, thou puking, fen-sucked, codpiece
Thy life hath been unfettered by achievement thou bevenomed, sheep-biting, moldwarp



It's a lot of fun posting these around the place. I should start using it in match threads.

 

[grumbleguts]

I'm not sure if I've ever shared this before, but I've been developing a Shakespearean insult generator in Microsoft Excel that can generate up to 3.65 million different insults that sound like they are from Shakespeare.

Some examples:
Didst thou pourest stupidity into thine own self and forgetest to say when? Thou beslubbering, plume-plucked, haggard
The moon doth hide its face for fear of thee, thou cockered, fly-bitten, harpy
Offend mine ears no longer, thou wayward, toad-spotted, daw
Thou art a cream-faced loon, thou cockered, swag-bellied, clotpole
Thou lovest thyself beyond measure, thou unmuzzled, base-court, mumble-news
Thou art a self-made man, who loveth his creator, thou puking, fen-sucked, codpiece
Thy life hath been unfettered by achievement thou bevenomed, sheep-biting, moldwarp



It's a lot of fun posting these around the place. I should start using it in match threads.

I should point out if anyone wants a copy of the spreadsheet, I can probably find a way of sharing it.
Ruin mine eyes no more, thou dankish, beetle-headed, lout

 

[GreyCrow]

If beauty be a gift then Santa Doth pass your dwelling by

 

[GreyCrow]

Congratulations manicpie on your wonderful debut season

 

[grumbleguts]

If beauty be a gift then Santa Doth pass your dwelling by

Wert thou poured into thy clothes and forgoteth to say "when", thy girth doth obscure the village.

 

[GreyCrow]

Merry Xmas to all my Royals teammates - past , present and future

 

[Cadsky]

Merry Xmas to all my Royals teammates - past , present and future

Merry Christmas GreyCrow and to all of my Royals teammates and everyone else in the SFA community

 

[TasSixer]

Had too much chocolate and pav, not sure I can make Rd1. Interrupted pre season

 

[GreyCrow]

Had too much chocolate and pav, not sure I can make Rd1. Interrupted pre season

I also might be a few kilos over

 

[Cadsky]

Had too much chocolate and pav, not sure I can make Rd1. Interrupted pre season

Sounds like you'll be our top athlete

 

[CakeEater]

I also might be a few kilos over