Media Harry Potter and the SFA- An unofficial Magical Qompendium

[por_please_ya]

It was a joke. Jeez you must be fun at parties.

Can be hard to read sarcasm on the internet. Try using an emoji next time.

 

[boncer34]

Can be hard to read sarcasm on the internet. Try using an emoji next time.

Don't tell me how to post.

 

[PMBangers]

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Albus Dingster
-Wise, respected, former Headmaster of the Qogwarts School of Witchcraft and Qooty. A stalwart of the magical/SFA community with a penchant for Chamber and Bollywood Music

Thought this said 'Wide' for a moment

 

[GremioPower]

Especially if you refuse to grow up and let it go.

"It's been quite some time already since I have stopped doing childish things like being worried whether something is for children or grown-ups." (C.S. Lewis)

 

[por_please_ya]

Explain how?

Muggles wouldn't understand.

 

[pantskyle]

Muggles wouldn't understand.

No need to be racist.

 

[Blacky]

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Sirius Blacky
-A once handsome, powerful qooty player and on the run. Past his prime but reckless , dangerous and might be armed. Wanted, dead or alive.

I’m oddly aroused

 

[GremioPower]

Muggles wouldn't understand.

It's nomaj, but I get it.

 

[GremioPower]

By the way, there is a Brazilian equivalent to Hogwarts. It is Castelobruxo.

Harry Potter | Castelobruxo | Wizarding World

Official home of Harry Potter & Fantastic Beasts. Discover your Hogwarts house, wand and Patronus, play quizzes, read features, and keep up to speed on the latest Wizarding World news.

www.wizardingworld.com

While Castelobruxo's Pottermore entry implies that the institution is just as old as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Portuguese colonisation of Brazil only started in the 16th century. This suggests that the school may have been founded by indigenous peoples some five hundred years before colonisation, when the country was a vast region populated by thousands of tribes of different ethnicities. The Portuguese name might, therefore, be a byproduct of the Marquis of Pombal's 1758 ban of Brazilian indigenous languages.

Spoiler: link

Castelobruxo

Castelobruxo was the Brazilian wizarding school. Located amid the Amazon rainforest in northern Brazil, it accepted students from all over South America.1 1 Location 2 History 2.1 20th century 2.1.1 1980s 3 Reputation 4 Known students 5 Uniform 6 Subjects 7 Etymology 8 Behind the scenes 9...

harrypotter.fandom.com

 

[Chipmunk]

By the way, there is a Brazilian equivalent to Hogwarts. It is Castelobruxo.

Harry Potter | Castelobruxo | Wizarding World

Official home of Harry Potter & Fantastic Beasts. Discover your Hogwarts house, wand and Patronus, play quizzes, read features, and keep up to speed on the latest Wizarding World news.

www.wizardingworld.com

Why weren’t they in that competition thing?

 

[GremioPower]

Why weren’t they in that competition thing?

It was the Euro Triwizard Cup.

By the way, I'm not sure why our Quidditich team wasn't mentioned in the World Cup, but the coach was probably fired after such an awful performance.

 

[boncer34]

"It's been quite some time already since I have stopped doing childish things like being worried whether something is for children or grown-ups." (C.S. Lewis)

I'm not sure I'd be rushing to quote Lewis. Had success with Narnia of course but he wasn't exactly a beacon of purity.

 

[GremioPower]

I'm not sure I'd be rushing to quote Lewis. Had success with Narnia of course but he wasn't exactly a beacon of purity.

The quote is good. That’s all that matters.

 

[boncer34]

The quote is good. That’s all that matters.

Well that's a dangerous path to take.

 

[por_please_ya]

Well that's a dangerous path to take.

I argue the Dark Side is a dangerous path to take,

 

[Loonerty]

Well that's a dangerous path to take.

"I froth Maccas"
-Donald Trump (paraphrased)

 

[DemonJim]

I feel this has been posted in the wrong spot.
Mods please move to the appropriate HP board.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I feel this has been posted in the wrong spot.
Mods please move to the appropriate HP board.

Uncommon good sense from Demon Gymkhana.

 

[Richard_Cranium]

What’s a harry Potter? Reminds me of a man I met in the 1930s who had no arms, but he made a point of making fine vases while completely naked, using his head to shape the clay.

I think his name was Alfonse, but we called him Dave.

 

[MWPP]

Aunty "Blind Eye" Moody

Once a powerful auror/qooty player with a magical eye, he went missing under mysterious circumstances. Since his return, he has been as paranoid as ever, refusing to drink from anything aside from his own flask and changing usernames/disguises to keep his enemies on their toes

 

[MWPP]

Uncle Horace Slughorn

A "retired" old potion master who is hiding some "bloodied" secrets through modified memories and an armchair persona. Likes to collect T1 wizards but has no time for the less successful lurkers.

 

[MWPP]

Matera McGonagall

A tough but fair disciplinarian with a dry sense of humour (have a biscuit Art Vandelay_ !). Best known for being able to transfigure anything into Teflon, and is a respected wise leader behind the scenes.

 

[Chat Pile]

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Aunty "Blind Eye" Moody

Once a powerful auror/qooty player with a magical eye, he went missing under mysterious circumstances. Since his return, he has been as paranoid as ever, refusing to drink from anything aside from his own flask and changing usernames/disguises to keep his enemies on their toes

 

[MWPP]

STubby "Billy" Boardman

What people don't realise is that Stubby Boardman is a false name for Sirius Black. The man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman, lead singer of the popular singing group Dream Theatre, who "retired" from Qooty after retaliating with one too many melts at song contest concert nearly 15 months ago. I recognised him the moment I saw his username. Now, Stubby/Saint couldn't possibly have committed those crimes , because on the day in question he happened to be enjoying a romantic candlelit dinner with BlueBelle . I am expecting the mods to give Stubby, alias Sirius, a full pardon any day now.

 

[MWPP]

Chipmunk Diggory

An intelligent, athletic all-rounder and leader who is modest and pacifist enough to be embarrassed by the accolades that come his way at times. Succumbed to a weakness for blood, but hopefully those phoenix tears will provide an opportunity for reincarnation.