Mega Thread Hawf & Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 1700000 page s**tfight (part 5)

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Mega Thread - Hawfs and Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 200000 page sh*tfight (Part 6)

Aaaaand we’ve hit another 10,000 posts so time to roll it over and go again Continued from part 5 https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/hawf-handbaggers-monumentally-embarrassing-1700000-page-s-tfight-part-5.1207938/unread Previous Threads Part 4...

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[STPer18]

Making a Prelim in a rebuild year is cause for celebration I'd have thought. Just need to rejig a few things with all the young blokes in the side learning still.

 

[William Wonka]

Making a Prelim in a rebuild year is cause for celebration I'd have thought. Just need to rejig a few things with all the young blokes in the side learning still.

Spuds.
They're called spuds.

You rely on Danger, Kelly and a couple of geriatrics.

And who knows how long you have Kelly for

 

[Nuggets73]

Why is Nuggets melting?

Nice melt Chicken Nuggets.

At least Clangers will win the Chas tonight - Give youse felines something to purr about!
Imagine that, a dual Brownlow medallist who can't even kick!!

Enjoy the rebuild boys

 

[William Wonka]

At least Clangers will win the Chas tonight - Give youse felines something to purr about!
Imagine that, a dual Brownlow medallist who can't even kick!!

Enjoy the rebuild boys

I hear they are building a team around Nakia Cockatoo

 

[Nuggets73]

Making a Prelim in a rebuild year is cause for celebration I'd have thought. Just need to rejig a few things with all the young blokes in the side learning still.

"Rebuild Year".... you been on the pipe STD??

Ablett - Gone
Taylor - Gone
Henderson - Gone
Selwood - Gone
Scotty - Staying (Bahahaaaaaa)

 

[Nuggets73]

Why is Nuggets melting?

Nice melt Chicken Nuggets.

Has Kelly requested a trade yet???

Rebuilding!!!

 

[Nuggets73]

B2b straight setters are up and about

Nice melt Chicken Nuggets.

Why is Nuggets melting?

“I think he’s a terrific human being and a terrific coach"

“It just doesn’t make any sense to me how you could a) not play him there throughout the back half of the season and b) you’ve brought Stanley in and taken (Blicavs) out and you’ve still put him on the wing,”

"SUPER COACH"

 

[Wojcinski]

“I think he’s a terrific human being and a terrific coach"

“It just doesn’t make any sense to me how you could a) not play him there throughout the back half of the season and b) you’ve brought Stanley in and taken (Blicavs) out and you’ve still put him on the wing,”

"SUPER COACH"

Weird that you're quoting people without sourcing where the quotes are actually from

 

[TazHawk15]

Why is Nuggets melting?

Nice Handbagger melt

 

[Nuggets73]

Weird that you're quoting people without sourcing where the quotes are actually from

Do you plan on defending your shit-truck coach??

 

[Wojcinski]

Do you plan on defending your s**t-truck coach??

Nah just calling you out on your usual dumbarsery

 

[Nuggets73]

Nah just calling you out on your usual dumbarsery

I thought you didn't engage me???

#rentfree

 

[Hawk Dork]

Im just happy Scotty has another 3 years

 

[Wojcinski]

I thought you didn't engage me???

#rentfree

Only to call you out, and that's not how #rentfree even works you numpty. Lord you're so bad at this you welching campaigner

You know what makes your welching even worse? The bet we had the previous season that I honoured and wore the av of your choosing for an entire off-season. You're such a gutless piece of shit

 

[Nuggets73]

Only to call you out, and that's not how #rentfree even works you numpty. Lord you're so bad at this you welching campaigner

You know what makes your welching even worse? The bet we had the previous season that I honoured and wore the av of your choosing for an entire off-season. You're such a gutless piece of s**t

2022

PS - Did we have a bet??? ... When??

 

[TazHawk15]

C.Scott deserves a few more years to try to improve on his 80% losing record in Finals.

I am backing him in to get it up to 90%.

 

[ChappyUK]

C.Scott deserves a few more years to try to improve on his 80% losing record in Finals.

I am backing him in to get it up to 90%.

When's Clarko going to lose interest and jump ship?

 

[Nuggets73]

When's Clarko going to lose interest and jump ship?

On the upswing of a rebuild Chappy - Clarko ain’t leaving, we’re finishing top 4 in 2020

 

[ChappyUK]

On the upswing of a rebuild Chappy - Clarko ain’t leaving, we’re finishing top 4 in 2020

In the middle of a 'topping up' You have to take part in the draft to rebuild.

I look forward to another straight sets.

 

[TallyHawk]

Has anyone heard from chefmeister


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[Nuggets73]

In the middle of a 'topping up' You have to take part in the draft to rebuild..

Chris Scott reckons this huh?

50% of draft picks are duds Chappy ... you know that

 

[ChappyUK]

Chris Scott reckons this huh?

50% of draft picks are duds Chappy ... you know that

Better record than the Hawks then.

Clark - win
Miers - win
Constable - win
TK - massive 2 x 1st rounders win.
Stewart - Dual AA win
Sav - win
Narkle - win
Atkins - win
Parfitt - win
Plus our rookie wins with O'Connor, Henry and Zuthrie.

Krueger - will be a star.
Fogarty - jury still out
Cocky - bust but has one more year to prove himself.
Parson - dud but off the rookie list
Simpson - will crack the 22 next year
Buzza - dud but spec pick
Fort and Abbott - spec picks.

Looking pretty good I think Nuggets.

Also ready to smash the draft with the Kelly trade.

Too much win.

 

[Nuggets73]

Better record than the Hawks then.

Clark - win
Miers - win
Constable - win
TK - massive 2 x 1st rounders win.
Stewart - Dual AA win
Sav - win
Narkle - win
Atkins - win
Parfitt - win
Plus our rookie wins with O'Connor, Henry and Zuthrie.

Krueger - will be a star.
Fogarty - jury still out
Cocky - bust but has one more year to prove himself.
Parson - dud but off the rookie list
Simpson - will crack the 22 next year
Buzza - dud but spec pick
Fort and Abbott - spec picks.

Looking pretty good I think Nuggets.

Also ready to smash the draft with the Kelly trade.

Too much win.

Geez ... Getting a little ahead of yourself Chappy, they’ve shown signs .... But I don’t see any James Worpel’s or Mitch Lewis’ on that list

 

[ChappyUK]

Geez ... Getting a little ahead of yourself Chappy, they’ve shown signs .... But I don’t see any James Worpel’s or Mitch Lewis’ on that list

Well they play for 9thorn. Anything outside of them? Lewis is only showing signs as well so you have one. Winning

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Hawthorn ranks 2nd last for 22-25 year olds.

St Kilda	24
Melbourne	24
Western Bulldogs	19
Essendon	18
Gold Coast	16
Carlton	15
Brisbane	15
Sydney	14
GWS Giants	14
Collingwood	13
Adelaide	13
Richmond	13
West Coast	12
Port Adelaide	12
Fremantle	12
North Melbourne	11
Hawthorn	10
Geelong	9

Ranks first for over 30 year olds.

Hawthorn	10
Collingwood	8
Adelaide	7
Sydney	7
Carlton	5
West Coast	5
Western Bulldogs	5
Brisbane	4
Essendon	4
Geelong	4
GWS Giants	4
North Melbourne	4
Port Adelaide	4
Richmond	4
St Kilda	4
Fremantle	3
Gold Coast	3
Melbourne	3

and only midtable for 18-21 year olds. I thought they were meant to be on the upturn of a rebuild.
Looks like they're about to fall off the cliff given they have shit youf.

Carlton	20
Gold Coast	19
Sydney	19
Geelong	18
Port Adelaide	18
Fremantle	18
Brisbane	18
Hawthorn	17
North Melbourne	16
GWS Giants	16
Richmond	15
West Coast	15
Collingwood	13
Western Bulldogs	13
Essendon	12
Adelaide	12
St Kilda	10
Melbourne	10