Mega Thread Hawf & Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 1700000 page s**tfight (part 5)

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Mega Thread - Hawfs and Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 200000 page sh*tfight (Part 6)

Aaaaand we’ve hit another 10,000 posts so time to roll it over and go again Continued from part 5 https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/hawf-handbaggers-monumentally-embarrassing-1700000-page-s-tfight-part-5.1207938/unread Previous Threads Part 4...

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[A Cut Above]

How good is Tim Kelly playing today!!?!! Absolute gun!!

To think Geelong desperately lack outside class, speed & spread.









...nah its fine fatty steven will fix it!

 

[Lethality]

The cancelled season is really going to hurt Geelong's prospects with their aging list.

 

[Lebbo73]

Clarko deserves that elusive coach of the year award if he can keep this list out of the bottom 4

Since the season is effectively over, coach of the year is assured. Especially considering that Victorians are scared of venturing outside in case they choke on some CO2.

 

[Lebbo73]

View attachment 837758 ^ Can’t kick.

Varcoe chokes


The whole Geelong side chokes

 

[A Cut Above]

The cancelled season is really going to hurt Geelong's prospects with their aging list.

Nevermind their list, their finances will be absolutely ****ed. Most people have no idea how precarious they are already, which is why they've been harping on about playing more & more games at the Cheat Ground - it actually has very little to do with the on field advantage but simply because they make an extra million every time they play there and upgrading it multiple times has basically sent the club broke.

Coronavirus has come at the absolute worst time possible for the Handbaggers, financially they are in EXTREMELY deep shit far beyond most other clubs.

 

[frggr]

Nevermind their list, their finances will be absolutely f’ed. Most people have no idea how precarious they are already, which is why they've been harping on about playing more & more games at the Cheat Ground - it actually has very little to do with the on field advantage but simply because they make an extra million every time they play there and upgrading it multiple times has basically sent the club broke.

Coronavirus has come at the absolute worst time possible for the Handbaggers, financially they are in EXTREMELY deep shit far beyond most other clubs.

Yes, imagine wanting to play at a ground that delivers a financial advantage as well as a home ground one

I know I'd rather leave a million bucks on the table to play at my opponent's home ground

 

[Lethality]

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​ Geelong Cats Season 2020 Players​ Cats Past Players​ No Name Games Age Date of Birth Height Weight Origin Position 4​ Ablett, Gary 346​ 35yr 10mth 14 May 1984 182cm​ 87kg​ Geelong Falcons Forward 7​ Taylor, Harry 262​ 33yr 9mth 12 Jun 1986 195cm​ 94kg​ East Fremantle Defender 14​ Selwood, Joel 296​ 31yr 9mth 26 May 1988 183cm​ 84kg​ Bendigo Midfield 26​ Hawkins, Tom 257​ 31yr 8mth 21 Jul 1988 198cm​ 103kg​ Melbourne Grammar Forward 11​ Jenkins, Josh 147​ 31yr 1mth 8 Feb 1989 200cm​ 108kg​ Frankston Forward 2​ Tuohy, Zach 187​ 30yr 3mth 10 Dec 1989 187cm​ 93kg​ County Laois, Ireland Defender 25​ Henderson, Lachlan R 171​ 30yr 3mth 14 Dec 1989 196cm​ 98kg​ Geelong Falcons Defender 9​ Steven, Jack 183​ 29yr 11mth 28 Mar 1990 180cm​ 83kg​ Geelong Falcons Midfield Forward 35​ Dangerfield, Patrick 249​ 29yr 11mth 5 Apr 1990 189cm​ 92kg​ Geelong Falcons Midfield 1​ Stanley, Rhys 133​ 29yr 3mth 1 Dec 1990 200cm​ 102kg​ West Adelaide Ruck 46​ Blicavs, Mark 159​ 28yr 11mth 28 Mar 1991 198cm​ 100kg​ Geelong Vfl Defender 23​ Rohan, Gary 126​ 28yr 9mth 7 Jun 1991 189cm​ 92kg​ Geelong Falcons Forward 22​ Duncan, Mitchell 204​ 28yr 9mth 10 Jun 1991

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[crazywildhorse]

@handbaggers, what’s the future looking like financially? Do you think you will get any more government funding?
#concerned

 

[AeneasX]

Is this the longest running thread in BF history?

 

[HardcoreGeelongFan]

Hawthorns list was just very boring and mediocre to watch. Being blessed with elite sides Geelong/Collingwood/St Kilda only seasons earlier made Hawthorn look worse than they actually were. They did win 4 flags from that era

 

[A Cut Above]

@handbaggers, what’s the future looking like financially?

Extremely poor. Coupled with the likely cancellation of this season nailing their Dad's Army list's window shut.

The other news is they put many of their eggs in the upcoming draft with three 1st round picks, in a year draftees won't play so its a crapshoot.

 

[AeneasX]

Extremely poor. Coupled with the likely cancellation of this season nailing their Dad's Army list's window shut.

The other news is they put many of their eggs in the upcoming draft with three 1st round picks, in a year draftees won't play so its a crapshoot.

Unless the draft age is raised to 19 (should have been done years ago) and is pushed forward a year, then we got 3 first rounders from a more developed crop. Got me salivating just thinking about it.

 

[A Cut Above]

Unless the draft age is raised to 19 (should have been done years ago) and is pushed forward a year, then we got 3 first rounders from a more developed crop. Got me salivating just thinking about it.

Relying on SHocking to change the rules to getcha out of the woods? Yeah as a club who alternatively begs the state govt & Frank Costa for handouts I can see why you'd be locked into an entitlement mentality.

 

[Hawkk]

@handbaggers, what’s the future looking like financially? Do you think you will get any more government funding?
#concerned

In terms of NTA and cash and cash equivalents...

1. West Coast - $99,194,617 / $20,598,120
2. Hawthorn - $56,512,342 / $25,978,924
3. Western Bulldogs - $48,785,225 / $7,893,272
4. Collingwood - $44,723,583 / $20,598,120
5. Essendon - $39,613,393 / $6,358,508
6. Richmond - $35,477,140 / $24,447,897
7. Port Adelaide - $18,361,836 / $5,140,992
8. St Kilda - $17,220,691 / $723,232
9. Carlton - $15,813,052 / $6,080,426
10. Fremantle - $13,659,741 / $1,534,374
11. Geelong - $13,594,148 / $1,973,915
12. North Melbourne - $11,573,699 / $46,899
13. Melbourne - $11,133,508 / $225,508
14. Adelaide - $8,589,036 / $2,766,741
15. Sydney Swans - $2,201,889 / $6,514,923
16. Gold Coast ($172,508) / $966,254
17. Brisbane - ($12,715,877) / $20,110,214

and if we're looking ranking on cash readiness basis for immediate needs, it looks quite a bit different:

1. Hawthorn - $56,512,342 / $25,978,924
2. Richmond - $35,477,140 / $24,447,897
=3. West Coast - $99,194,617 / $20,598,120
=3. Collingwood - $44,723,583 / $20,598,120
5. Brisbane - ($12,715,877) / $20,110,214
6. Western Bulldogs - $48,785,225 / $7,893,272
7. Sydney Swans - $2,201,889 / $6,514,923
8. Essendon - $39,613,393 / $6,358,508
9. Carlton - $15,813,052 / $6,080,426
10. Port Adelaide - $18,361,836 / $5,140,992
11. Adelaide - $8,589,036 / $2,766,741
12. Geelong - $13,594,148 / $1,973,915
13. Fremantle - $13,659,741 / $1,534,374
14. Gold Coast ($172,508) / $966,254
15 St Kilda - $17,220,691 / $723,232
16. Melbourne - $11,133,508 / $225,508
17. North Melbourne - $11,573,699 / $46,899

How did it get so bad?

The Cats cant even cover Patrick Dangerfield's marketing contra...

 

[AeneasX]

Relying on SHocking to change the rules to getcha out of the woods? Yeah as a club who alternatively begs the state govt & Frank Costa for handouts I can see why you'd be locked into an entitlement mentality.

Its really not that shocking, current 18 yo draft age ***** up a lot of kids education and subsequent career pathways, realistically not many of the crop will be able to make a living outta footy yet the most important year of their life so far for both football and education happen simultaneously. You don't have to be the sharpest tool in the shed to see why that ought to change.

 

[crazywildhorse]

In terms of NTA and cash and cash equivalents...

1. West Coast - $99,194,617 / $20,598,120
2. Hawthorn - $56,512,342 / $25,978,924
3. Western Bulldogs - $48,785,225 / $7,893,272
4. Collingwood - $44,723,583 / $20,598,120
5. Essendon - $39,613,393 / $6,358,508
6. Richmond - $35,477,140 / $24,447,897
7. Port Adelaide - $18,361,836 / $5,140,992
8. St Kilda - $17,220,691 / $723,232
9. Carlton - $15,813,052 / $6,080,426
10. Fremantle - $13,659,741 / $1,534,374
11. Geelong - $13,594,148 / $1,973,915
12. North Melbourne - $11,573,699 / $46,899
13. Melbourne - $11,133,508 / $225,508
14. Adelaide - $8,589,036 / $2,766,741
15. Sydney Swans - $2,201,889 / $6,514,923
16. Gold Coast ($172,508) / $966,254
17. Brisbane - ($12,715,877) / $20,110,214

and if we're looking ranking on cash readiness basis for immediate needs, it looks quite a bit different:

1. Hawthorn - $56,512,342 / $25,978,924
2. Richmond - $35,477,140 / $24,447,897
=3. West Coast - $99,194,617 / $20,598,120
=3. Collingwood - $44,723,583 / $20,598,120
5. Brisbane - ($12,715,877) / $20,110,214
6. Western Bulldogs - $48,785,225 / $7,893,272
7. Sydney Swans - $2,201,889 / $6,514,923
8. Essendon - $39,613,393 / $6,358,508
9. Carlton - $15,813,052 / $6,080,426
10. Port Adelaide - $18,361,836 / $5,140,992
11. Adelaide - $8,589,036 / $2,766,741
12. Geelong - $13,594,148 / $1,973,915
13. Fremantle - $13,659,741 / $1,534,374
14. Gold Coast ($172,508) / $966,254
15 St Kilda - $17,220,691 / $723,232
16. Melbourne - $11,133,508 / $225,508
17. North Melbourne - $11,573,699 / $46,899

How did it get so bad?

The Cats cant even cover Patrick Dangerfield's marketing contra...

lol, we’d still have more cash on hand than them if they merged with all the other bottom 10 clubs.

 

[Hawkk]

lol, we’d still have more cash on hand than them if they merged with all the other bottom 10 clubs.

I'd probably throw a few grand at them to acquire their VFA cups and use them saucers at Waverley Gardens...

If for nothing else, it'll throw newcs off the bell end

 

[William Wonka]

The Handbagger board is in meltdown.

A few more are onto "Scotty from marketing" but still a few who just dont get it.

They even turn a blind eye to his 80% losing record in Finals as long as he wins a few Home and Away games.

Its staggering how Scotty is trolling them from within.

Well he is a Hawf supporter

 

[crazywildhorse]

Varcoe chokes


The whole Geelong side chokes

Ah that Ottens one. I was there in that near pocket. We got a lot of the highlight moments down our way. Dew’s one stepper, the Williams/Dew combi, Rioli’s bread and butter and then that. What a pisser.

 

[crazywildhorse]

I'd probably throw a few grand at them to acquire their VFA cups and use them saucers at Waverley Gardens...

If for nothing else, it'll throw newcs off the bell end

They don’t even have cups from that time. Just a few clippings from the Geelong Advertiser and the Colonial Times mag stuck in a scrapbook.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Get woke go broke. Seeing that beanie now I understand why Horforn have no money.

 

[TazHawk15]

Get woke go broke. Seeing that beanie now I understand why Horforn have no money.

13 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 12.

 

[HardcoreGeelongFan]

 

[FurTheWin]

They don’t even have cups from that time. Just a few clippings from the Geelong Advertiser and the Colonial Times mag stuck in a scrapbook.

You don't even have a flipping team from that time

 

[crazywildhorse]

Home and Away specialists