Flogstradamus Hey Purple ****s! You're about to be shown up as the worst Minor Premier in history.

[A Cut Above]

Alright bitches, you've had your fun and finally collected some silverware by finishing on top. Well now its time to get reamed by the club that's been giving you the business throughout your entire pathetic history.

Ross Lyin' is a genuinely shit bloke, as is Crowley & Ballantyne and all three of these bell ends are going to have large ugly frowns on their faces next Friday night when we knock your sad, inspid club out of the finals. A derby GF beckons but you aren't worthy of being there and I look forward to watching your supporter base tear each other apart when the finger-pointing begins.


Oh, and tell that dog Fyfe to keep his ribs away from Sammy's knees or he'll cop it a second time.

 

[JoseMourinho]

I think the Hawks are due for a good ol' fashioned choke.

 

[JackAttack!]

Alright bitches, you've had your fun and finally collected some silverware by finishing on top. Well now its time to get reamed by the club that's been giving you the business throughout your entire pathetic history.

Ross Lyin' is a genuinely shit bloke, as is Crowley & Ballantyne and all three of these bell ends are going to have large ugly frowns on their faces next Friday night when we knock your sad, inspid club out of the finals. A derby GF beckons but you aren't worthy of being there and I look forward to watching your supporter base tear each other apart when the finger-pointing begins.


Oh, and tell that dog Fyfe to keep his ribs away from Sammy's knees or he'll cop it a second time.

Piss off Welcher shepp

 

[WCErevival]

Think the OP needs to take a lesson in anatomy

 

[Smeg Head]

Think the OP needs to take a lesson in anatomy

Oh he knows his way around 48% of it.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Remember the last time that Hawthorn v Fremantle in a final at Subiaco.

Oh wait, now I remember

 

[chefmeister]

lol OP, we looked for you a few hours ago but to no avail.
Great to finally see you up 'n about once the game was won.

We should probably call off the ambulances to your mothers place now...

 

[go you pups]

Remember the last time that Hawthorn v Fremantle in a final at Subiaco.

Oh wait, now I remember
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Wayde Skipper was named in the best for the Hawfs that day


Amazing

 

[DrEvil_]

You mean, after last year's worst Minor Premier in history?

 

[Plugger35]

Remember the last time that Hawthorn v Fremantle in a final at Subiaco.

Oh wait, now I remember
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That's when you had a coach that knew how to play exciting attacking football rather than boring defending football which won't cut it against the Hawfs.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Ha ha. Purple ****s thread.

You lose.

 

[JackAttack!]

That's when you had a coach that knew how to play exciting attacking football rather than boring defending football which won't cut it against the Hawfs.

Yo Beearch!

 

[Stronzo]

Bring it you campaignerloads!

 

[JoseMourinho]

Probitas_ , Since you're a known freagle. Feel free to come in and boo hodge. We want a derby final!

When we're up by 30 points, just scream MCG! MCG! MCG!

 

[Probitas_]

Probitas_ , Since you're a known freagle. Feel free to come in and boo hodge. We want a derby final!

When we're up by 30 points, just scream MCG! MCG! MCG!

It would be funnier to watch you lose a flag to us, kicking off your impending slide down the ladder rather than watch you crash and burn next week. But we'll probably have to settle for interrupting the threepeat.

Boo Hodge though. Boooooo.

 

[JoseMourinho]

It would be funnier to watch you lose a flag to us, kicking off your impending slide down the ladder rather than watch you crash and burn next week. But we'll probably have to settle for interrupting the threepeat.

Boo Hodge though. Boooooo.

Nope, we will win our first flag as Josh Kennedy goes 0.11 and slips off his skis while Pav goes 20 and 3.

 

[A Cut Above]

Nope, we will win our first flag as Josh Kennedy goes 0.11 and slips off his skis while Pav goes 20 and 3.

Fight fear with aggression - sound tactic!

 

[JackAttack!]

You can gagf. I'm here 4 Pinchy! This aint the mofo gentleman's game. Bring Pinchy back!

 

[JoseMourinho]

Fight fear with aggression - sound tactic!

Its a joke about a bradbury.

I thought you were a cut above, Bosky.

 

[WWSD]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! There goes our chances of winning.

 

[Ripper]

Ha ha. Purple ****s thread.

You lose.

I am so relieved to see a purple ****'s thread.

 

[The Lyncha]

I am so relieved to see a purple ****'s thread.

Why would you be relieved?
I made one before the '13 GF pretty sure that one turned out all right

 

[Ripper]

Why would you be relieved?
I made one before the '13 GF pretty sure that one turned out all right

Didn't see it, but you must have done that one wrong.

 

[A Cut Above]

I am so relieved to see a purple ****'s thread.

Ahh.. that feeling when you finally take a massive crap after holding onto it for ages. After the uncertainly of not knowing if you'll make it past the prelim its better now that you can start planning your holidays.

 

[H2F]

Will be an epic game decided by a kick.

Anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't know much about these two great clubs.

Please let that kick be us.