Hi friends!

[go you pups]

One thing I learnt whilst observing this forum is Hawthorn posters seem to have some sort of inferiority complex or something. Pretty odd given their recent success.

I agree friend

It is weird of them

 

[Packedlunch]

Hi Alfred_

Glad to see you have bitten the bullet and finally made an account. I have compiled the following induction pack to assist new users such as yourself

- You won't see any Swans fans until March. Don't be alarmed, they are in hibernation
- You will need to wear gumboots; the place gets sticky with Hawthorn goo
- TazHawk15 won FOTY last year, he's a strong chance to go b2b
- Tiggy Tiger previously struggled to change a car tyre. Packedlunch created a great thread claiming the myth was busted (only it really wasn't)
- DaVillaBlues signs off every post with Peace Out



Everything else you'll learn along the way.

Nice to have you join up friend


Yours in Pork, P04

Very welcoming Porkies. Touching.

A couple of housekeeping items for the new blood.

Mens toilets are to the right on the Hawks board, ladies to the left on the MB and unisex available with the Suns.

Feeling afraid, intimidated? just press the duress alarm and security will be around once they've finished with the turnips in the divvy.

Set your status to private if you need an emergency escape when getting your arse handed to you, you can than pretend your doing something very important IRL.

Most important in making a good impression though is to pay your way by hitting the like button every time you see a hawfie post.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Most important in making a good impression though is to pay your way by hitting the like button every time you see a hawfie post.

Alfred_, do not do this unless you want to get gooey with the 48%

 

[Yidaki]

Hi Alfred_,

Welcome to the Bay friend. I think Porked04 has everything covered so I won't go over anything else other than to say to avoid welchers at all cost otherwise Pork will destroy you.

Apart from a few floggy flogs, we are a pretty good bunch here.

I hope you enjoy your stay.

Kind regards,
Yidaki

 

[Broos Dool]

Hello bay 13 regulars and fellow noobs

I just wanted to introduce myself to the forum, I'm a long time lurker who has decided it's time to contribute to this wonderful site.

My name is Alfred, Alf for short, I am extremely excited about getting to know you all over the next few weeks and hopefully I don't rustle too many jimmies in doing so.

Yours truly,

Alf.

Hi Alf,

I am new here too.
I like your style.
I hope to meet new friends in here too. I was told Bay 13 was a very nice place

Broos

 

[Broos Dool]

Shut up D/H!

that is totally uncalled for mate

I was specifically informed in writing that Bay 13 was a very nice place

A church in fact - a place of worship.

 

[Power2Win_]

Alfred_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been waiting so long for you to arrive on the Bay, and finally the day has come!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Can we be friends? I'm your biggest fan!

 

[Catscratch]

that is totally uncalled for mate

I was specifically informed in writing that Bay 13 was a very nice place

A church in fact - a place of worship.

Well you were fooled dool and Shut up D/H

 

[Collingw2010d]

I've got a really good tip for our newest friend over here - don't welch on a bet

 

[Morganashlee]

Hi Alf,

I am new here too.
I like your style.
I hope to meet new friends in here too. I was told Bay 13 was a very nice place

Broos

They lied to you. This is a wasteland full of flogs and far too much goo. You get used to it

 

[Packedlunch]

I think Amstaff is now having a threeway with himself.

 

[Alfred_]

Alfred_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been waiting so long for you to arrive on the Bay, and finally the day has come!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Can we be friends? I'm your biggest fan!

Sure

 

[Broos Dool]

They lied to you. This is a wasteland full of flogs and far too much goo. You get used to it

are you sure?

I do have assurances in writing that Bay 13 is a communal type church group.

I came here to find peace and tranquillity and to make genuine friendships

 

[Alfred_]

They lied to you. This is a wasteland full of flogs and far too much goo. You get used to it

What is goo Morgs?

 

[Catscratch]

I think Amstaff is now having a threeway with himself.

Just like when you squeeze your **** at night aye?...

 

[BigJoeD_]

Ahhh, the offseason

 

[Catscratch]

Ahhh, the offseason

Got nufin to talk about so it's back to the shitfights....

 

[AceAndy]

Hi Alf,

I am new here too.
I like your style.
I hope to meet new friends in here too. I was told Bay 13 was a very nice place

Broos

Excellent avatar , welcome Broos Dool

 

[AceAndy]

Alfred_ and Porked04 - Whats the go with Port and ALF avatars ?

 

[Alfred_]

Alfred_ and Porked04 - Whats the go with Port and ALF avatars ?

My name is Alfred, friend.

 

[Catscratch]

Alfred_ and Porked04 - Whats the go with Port and ALF avatars ?

Alf was cool for a while but i got bored with him quick myself.

 

[Porked04]

Alfred_ and Porked04 - Whats the go with Port and ALF avatars ?

Was in memory of this great young posters Alf_. Rustled a few jimmies but was unfortunately banned

Alf was cool for a while but i got bored with him quick myself.

Alf got too cool for you Tiggy

 

[Broos Dool]

One thing I learnt whilst observing this forum is Hawthorn posters seem to have some sort of inferiority complex or something. Pretty odd given their recent success.

Great observation.
I have also picked up on that.
Well done.

 

[Broos Dool]

I think Amstaff is now having a threeway with himself.

You have three hanging from your chest mate.
I think you may owe Amstaff a written apology

 

[Packedlunch]

You have three hanging from your chest mate.
I think you may owe Amstaff a written apology

I think Amstaff will probably be writing me a written thank you in writing.