Hi friends!

[CM86]

Alf was cool for a while but i got bored with him quick myself.

Well brace yourself, because Alfred_'s back... In flog form!

 

[GWBogan]

There's nothing wrong with Alf.

 

[Broos Dool]

I think Amstaff will probably be writing me a written thank you in writing.

Listen mate, I may have just joined BF today but I Didn't come down in the last shower mate.
You can drag that trilogy of **** elsewhere mate.

Three charity flags in a row doesn't fool anyone.

 

[Broos Dool]

Listen Alf mate,

You don't fool anyone in here mate.

Get your stinkin ass out of here. Pack your bags mate and scram the **** out of this continent

 

[Packedlunch]

Listen mate, I may have just joined BF today but I Didn't come down in the last shower mate.
You can drag that trilogy of **** elsewhere mate.

Three charity flags in a row doesn't fool anyone.

Aww frk, Stinky Growler's back.

How you going you old slobbering dogfat? Don't tell me you brought crapples with you?

 

[Morganashlee]

What is goo Morgs?

It's thick (like some of the flogs around here ), sticky (like the top few threads that nobody reads because they are always on he first page ), white (adamgoodespointing.jpg ), salty (like the tears of the recently reamed Brions ) and can be spotted in the corners of the mouths of 48% of all chuggers

It's a farqing mess and has been flying around this place at alarming rates.

Try not to get it in your eyes, stings more than an anal entrance sans lube according to the Jizzmop

 

[Broos Dool]

Aww frk, Stinky Growler's back.

How you going you old slobbering dogfat? Don't tell me you brought crapples with you?

Every time I return you filthy ****ing stinkin Clarko campaigners fluke another flag

 

[Packedlunch]

Every time I return you filthy ******* stinkin Clarko campaigners fluke another flag

You're welcome back every September then flog ****. Pop in, give a bit of curry then gagf.

 

[11sjw]

It's thick (like some of the flogs around here ), sticky (like the top few threads that nobody reads because they are always on he first page ), white (adamgoodespointing.jpg ), salty (like the tears of the recently reamed Brions ) and can be spotted in the corners of the mouths of 48% of all chuggers

It's a farqing mess and has been flying around this place at alarming rates.

Try not to get it in your eyes, stings more than an anal entrance sans lube according to the Jizzmop

Fired a shotgun there. Miss anyone?

 

[Packedlunch]

It's thick (like some of the flogs around here ), sticky (like the top few threads that nobody reads because they are always on he first page ), white (adamgoodespointing.jpg ), salty (like the tears of the recently reamed Brions ) and can be spotted in the corners of the mouths of 48% of all chuggers

It's a farqing mess and has been flying around this place at alarming rates.

Try not to get it in your eyes, stings more than an anal entrance sans lube according to the Jizzmop

You have obviously researched this topic extensively.

 

[Catscratch]

There's nothing wrong with Alf.

Ya flamin galah!!

 

[Benwah83]

I feel like we should put on a welcoming, Bay 13 cat banquet for Alfred_

 

[CM86]

It's thick (like some of the flogs around here ), sticky (like the top few threads that nobody reads because they are always on he first page ), white (adamgoodespointing.jpg ), salty (like the tears of the recently reamed Brions ) and can be spotted in the corners of the mouths of 48% of all chuggers

It's a farqing mess and has been flying around this place at alarming rates.

Try not to get it in your eyes, stings more than an anal entrance sans lube according to the Jizzmop

Now that you've got me all moist... for the vinegar stroke... can you tell me about its viscosity?

 

[Morganashlee]

Fired a shotgun there. Miss anyone?

I try not to

You have obviously researched this topic extensively.

I'm very observant of you and your kind ...

Now that you've got me all moist... for the vinegar stroke... can you tell me about its viscosity?

It's somewhere between fresh honey and water sourced off the side of Teach's paddleboat. Gooey, yet salty.

 

[AceAndy]

I try not to

I'm very observant of you and your kind ...

It's somewhere between fresh honey and water sourced off the side of Teach's paddleboat. Gooey, yet salty.

Clearly a goo aficionado.

 

[Packedlunch]

I'm very observant of you and your kind ...

 

[Alfred_]

I feel like we should put on a welcoming, Bay 13 cat banquet for Alfred_

I eat pussy, is that ok with you?

 

[Starburns_]

Real account please Starburns_

Not sure, clearly a Pufferfish flog though.

Excuse me Bayer but this is my real account. I have noticed during my time here lurking that you have a history of "mashing the button" I'm not sure that's a good thing.

The button mashing thing has me thinking it could be Marto taking the piss.

Pity help any newbies who do start posting on the Bay for the first time, we're about the most unwelcoming bunch of campaigners on the internet.

It's very true, we need a legitimate bay 13 guide for noobs. Don't start threads until you're established, instead find a thread where everyone is kicking the shit out of an easy target (Saints in the off-season, Brions during trade week, Carlton when they draft the next Boekhorst, etc.) and sink the boots in there. After enough of this flogs gain a taste for trolling and the bay and are ready to test themselves against the divvy van with a new thread, or attempt to troll Hawthorn or Geelong.

Ahhh, the offseason

You've never known off-season tedium until you've modded it.

Fired a shotgun there. Miss anyone?

The bathwater Bulldogs, which is surprising because usually she can't stop talking about them.

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Leave Bombers2003 out of this.

 

[Gray Day]

Hello bay 13 regulars and fellow noobs

I just wanted to introduce myself to the forum, I'm a long time lurker who has decided it's time to contribute to this wonderful site.

My name is Alfred, Alf for short, I am extremely excited about getting to know you all over the next few weeks and hopefully I don't rustle too many jimmies in doing so.

Yours truly,

Alf.

Welcome to Bay 13 friend

 

[CM86]

Not sure, clearly a Pufferfish flog though.



The button mashing thing has me thinking it could be Marto taking the piss.



It's very true, we need a legitimate bay 13 guide for noobs. Don't start threads until you're established, instead find a thread where everyone is kicking the shit out of an easy target (Saints in the off-season, Brions during trade week, Carlton when they draft the next Boekhorst, etc.) and sink the boots in there. After enough of this flogs gain a taste for trolling and the bay and are ready to test themselves against the divvy van with a new thread, or attempt to troll Hawthorn or Geelong.



You've never known off-season tedium until you've modded it.



The bathwater Bulldogs, which is surprising because usually she can't stop talking about them.



Leave Bombers2003 out of this.

I thought Marto was amstaff?

 

[Gray Day]

I thought Marto was amstaff?

I am everyone on this friggin board. Even you.

Or maybe everyone is Duritz. Or Bender_. I don't know anymore.

 

[Packedlunch]

Marto_ you just missed Broos Dool. Such a shame, I think you two would have gotten along.

 

[AceAndy]

Marto_ you just missed Broos Dool. Such a shame, I think you two would have gotten along.

I liked his avatar. Shame he has gone already.

 

[Gray Day]

Marto_ you just missed Broos Dool. Such a shame, I think you two would have gotten along.

I just read his thoughts and came to exactly the same alias conclusion you did.

Banned too soon, I miss Hinkley Power

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

Broos Dool was a classic. Will go down in the history books with such greats as Relton Roberts.