Banter I bet you $36 that you all thought this thread title would be Jaidyn Stephenson related

[Foley#41]

of the week:


A ‘but Pieshaveinjuries’ game
becomes
Grimes be jive up euthanasia

 

[SumTingWong]

Choooooooooooooookiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingwoooooooooooooooooooood

 

[tigerdan]

So my son was born 2 weeks ago and a few days after the delivery the doctor comes into the room and pies v giants is on the telly and she goes oh good, hope we win! so I said to her no... Not Collingwood!
She goes yeah! Go pies! and does this thing with her tongue and I shit you not out popped her front tooth!

#piesdoctorshaveinjuries
(luckily she didn't do the actual delivery or I'd be devo)

Then she said something about how she likes an ex tiger involved in the media so of course I said richo, but I was wrong, so I said I dunno, KB!

She got really offended and goes "shit, I'm not that old!"

 

[Meli]

So my son was born 2 weeks ago and a few days after the delivery the doctor comes into the room and pies v giants is on the telly and she goes oh good, hope we win! so I said to her no... Not Collingwood!
She goes yeah! Go pies! and does this thing with her tongue and I s**t you not out popped her front tooth!

#mind blown
(luckily she didn't do the actual delivery or I'd be devo)

Then she said something about how she likes an ex tiger involved in the media so of course I said richo, but I was wrong, so I said I dunno, KB!

She got really offended and goes "s**t, I'm not that old!"

This cannot be true! Who would do that!

So who was the Ex Tiger in the Media then?

 

[Thrasher97]

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After missing out on Lynch, but, but Cox is better...

Ewww, Looks terrible in those colours

 

[tigerdan]

This cannot be true! Who would do that!

So who was the Ex Tiger in the Media then?

It was Ivan Maric! I don't actually remember him being in the media but she told me she had some thing for mullets.

 

[Meli]

It was Ivan Maric! I don't actually remember him being in the media but she told me she had some thing for mullets.

Okay....

 

[Roachy8]

It was Ivan Maric! I don't actually remember him being in the media but she told me she had some thing for mullets.

She sounds real dumb / no surprise I guess as she supports injurywood
And you let her deliver your son!!!!

 

[tigerdan]

She sounds real dumb / no surprise I guess as she supports injurywood
And you let her deliver your son!!!!

He was a day late, so a different doctor delivered him - thank god!

 

[Disco_Stu]

I wonder if this lad will be sporting a Richmond lanyard this week? Or will he be all-in on the mighty pies?



Gotta feel sorry for him. I blame his parents though. I mean, he didn't CHOOSE to support Collingwood, it was forced upon him.

Horrendous colours. Awful racist president. Perennial runners-up. Rotten culture. Druggies and guns and criminals.

No.

Collingwoodism is handed down from mums and dads. It's a modern day STD. I'd go so far as to say it's a birth defect, even.

There should be a national inquiry.

This Friday, support people like little Didak here.

#putoutyourfalsies. #putoutyourprobationletters

 

[Brick Loosener]

It was Ivan Maric! I don't actually remember him being in the media but she told me she had some thing for mullets.

Would.have.bet.35.bucks.it.was.Nathan.Brown.Or.Ben.Cousins.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

YOU'RE DEAD MEATTT!!!

 

[O_Grinners17]

Yo wtf just found out the Pies have injuries

 

[Brick Loosener]

YOU'RE CLENBUTEROL TAINTED.MEATTT!!!

fixed

 

[Black Child]

YOU'RE DEAD MEATTT!!!

First Magpie to show up.
Are the rest of the Magpie army injured?
Asking for a friend.

 

[YeOldTiger]

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Eww magpie breath

 

[Jack5]

My mum (Tigers supporter) remembers when she was a kid all the Collingwood kids would be basically invisible after a loss - they wouldn't leave the house. This was back when kids would just go out in the street and play with the neighboring kids.

This thread reminds of that story.

 

[Royce Hafey]

He was a day late, so a different doctor delivered him - thank god!

Pies supporters make good obstetricians because they can relate to newborn babies - they can only communicate by whingeing and have no teeth.

 

[Black Child]

Why are the Pies over 20k behind us in members?
I wonder if gopies1981 knows the answer.
Hint, it's because the club with 102k members is bigger than the one with 80k members.

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

the bet you should put up is who'll get their 6 pack back first, Rance or Brooke.

 

[domus]

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That's not a roar,that's a yawn! Hope the tigers are just as complacent.

 

[This Is Anfield]

That's not a roar,that's a yawn! Hope the tigers are just as complacent.

Why would we be complacent against a team that is above us on the ladder, beaten us the last two times we played and has no significant injuries?

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Yo wtf just found out the Pies have injuries

No Gastro though.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Why would we be complacent against a team that is above us on the ladder, beaten us the last two times we played and has no significant injuries?

We are limping into battle, the war is over for us you guys need to save yourselves.

 

[Greggy]

Pies are struggling to maintain the happy facade now that things aren’t going their way.