why do you have an issue with people who smack their own ass during sex? that is an odd thing to have a problem over. In any case dangers self ass smacking does not influence his football ability in any way.Dangerfield the sort of bloke to smack his own ass during sex.
Something about the way he conducts himself is just off.
Still give him the nudge over Martin because he's just a tractor, but Martin the better team player and smarter footballer.