Roast I've lost my faith in Chris Davies

[EskimoPAFC]

Port Adelaide Racing and Football Club

Port Adelaide Racing and Community Club

 

[EskimoPAFC]

""FATHER FIGURE"

To be fair nobody has ever specified he is a good father.

 

[simba_]

the father:

Bart = Wingard
Nelson = Dougal
Ned = Duursma

 

[ClintEastwood]

Cassisi and legend in the same sentence represents the worst mis-use of the word I can recall.

Sadly true, the fact that Cassisi was the best option for captain at the time, is actually the clearest indicator of how low the club had sunk.

 

[Jojay]

Port has won 2 finals since CD joined. What an elite, high performing environment he has created since joining after the 2014 season

And both those finals have a big *ing Covid asterisk next to them

 

[GremioPower]

Sure looks like a conflict of interests

I get that there might not be conflict of interest, but there’s a risk — and it’s not a small one.

We are beyond risk at this point. Success can hide those conflicts, but we don’t have even that. There are open signs of conflict.

Friendships and other business are clearly being prioritized over the club’s best interests.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

I wonder how Sweet feels about us bringing in Soldo as #1 ruck.

 

[PowerLil]

Chris Davies LOL.

 

[manureid]

i would be full of mirth if we got none of the targets we want. But sadly we will.panic and bend over, no lube.

 

[DaTBird187]

C'mon Chris, we need you more than ever now.

If Geelong come a knocking again, tell 'em you're busy

 

[PowerLil]

Under the Hinkley / Davies regime they've pretty much traded out who doesn't love Daddy enough.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Port has won 2 finals since CD joined. What an elite, high performing environment he has created since joining after the 2014 season

Technically 4.

He joined us in late August 2014, as Peter Rohde took him thru his training wheel phase. Rohde officially finished up as GM Football Operations in mid December 2014, when the club closed up shop for the Christmas break.

 

[PowerLil]

Technically 4.

He joined us in late August 2014, as Peter Rohde took him thru his training wheel phase. Rohde officially finished up as GM Football Operations in mid December 2014, when the club closed up shop for the Christmas break.

The idea of Chris Davies is much better than the reality.

 

[Finest of Wines]

Technically 4.

He joined us in late August 2014, as Peter Rohde took him thru his training wheel phase. Rohde officially finished up as GM Football Operations in mid December 2014, when the club closed up shop for the Christmas break.

The club announced his appointment in August but he didn’t start officially until November 2014

 

[TeeKray]

Ultimately it doesn't matter how much of a tough game he talks, he's in the same boat as the rest of them in that he's been here a very long time and the club has not come close to being successful in that time.

 

[1954]

Unless his comments re Duursma were taken out of context or that recent interview was cut and spliced, I suspect being absolutely truthful may not be one of Davie's strong points.

It is possible of course that some of kern's `have I got a deal for you!' from his used car salesman's days, or even koch's `I'm a professional bull shitter!' may have rubbed off on him though.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Damo seems to be basing that theory on the deal not happening on the first day.

 

[TazD]

Damo seems to be basing that theory on the deal not happening on the first day.

Reckon Damo is struggling for relevancy this trade period and will say just about anything. Twomey, Morris, Edmund, and Beveridge have gone past him imo.

 

[tribey]

Reckon Damo is struggling for relevancy this trade period and will say just about anything. Twomey, Morris, Edmund, and Beveridge have gone past him imo.

My favourite ‘Purple’ moment was when ‘the best newsbreaker in the business’ dropped the bombshell on The Footy Show that Carlton were knackers-deep into, a very strong chance of, extremely confident they were getting young Ollie Wines to defect to Princes Park.

Wines inked an umpteen year extension the following morning.

 

[Jojay]

Serious question... did he ever win any silverware as a cricketer?

 

[manureid]

Serious question... did he ever win any silverware as a cricketer?

Did he play for SA? If so, that answers your question I reckon

 

[Jojay]

Did he play for SA? If so, that answers your question I reckon

Yeah he definitely played for the sacas. Was just wondering if he was around when we won our last shield

 

[JimmyBC]

Yeah he definitely played for the sacas. Was just wondering if he was around when we won our last shield

Did he have hair?

 

[Grave Danger]

Did he have hair?

Not for long:

 

[Doctor Feel]

Not for long:

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Is that a man with lipstick and blush on