Oppo Camp Jaidyn Stephenson (Traded to Nth Melb. 2020)

[Bay Pie]

What a shock! Trying to avoid contact?

 

[davywap]

We all do

Not many of us get paid what these guys do

 

[jmac70]

What a shock! Trying to avoid contact?

Trying to do a mono

 

[davywap]

Fair enough. Not a lot else to do these days.
Maybe leave the bike in the shed next time Stevo.

Yep, nothing wrong with getting on the sauce

 

[jmac70]

I used to be able to do a bunny hop and endo on my BMX.
Happy days.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Fair enough. Not a lot else to do these days.
Maybe leave the bike in the shed next time Stevo.

Or maybe next time try the mountain bike tricks first and get pissed second?

 

[MyManLynch]

Or maybe try the mountain bike tricks first and get pissed second?

Where’s the fun in that…

 

[jmac70]

Or maybe next time try the mountain bike tricks first and get pissed second?

That’s no fun!

 

[gouki88]

That’s no fun!

Are you saying getting pissed isn't fun...

 

[Harry O]

Surely no one is buying the mountain bike version of events?

 

[Anzacday]

On one hand I hope he is ok and hasn't done any permanent damage.
On the other hand, (right now) I am very grateful he's not one of ours anymore.
Imagine the media storm!

 

[Jasper84]

Should he sit home all day in a padded room. These guys need to have a life.

The irony is if he'd used pads whilst "mountain biking at home" he probably would have avoided the injury.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Still not the stupidest thing he's ever done

it might be if a busted hip affects his football

Nah, unlike the MRP you’ve got to judge by the intention, not the outcome. Betting on yourself at the TAB is way stupider than mucking around on a bike.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Sier is phil-inn this bloke is PETE-NUT (peanut)

if you have to explain your joke it’s probably not worth telling

 

[MyManLynch]

Surely no one is buying the mountain bike version of events?

They left out the Jackass style ramp off the house roof…through a ring of fire…into the swimming pool

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Surely no one is buying the mountain bike version of events?

it was Howes dog

 

[Doc1763]

They left out the Jackass style ramp off the house roof…through a ring of fire…into the swimming pool

He slipped & broke his hip getting out of the pool

 

[ANewDawn]

Great stuff. Clearly justifies why he was dumped. Given he’s got one weapon….pace…. This could severely harm his career. What a goose.

it also begs the question of how such an event could happen during Lockdown. Was he partying alone or just with one or two housemates to get this maggoted? Sounds a bit odd.

If he was drinking with mates I would imagine they would have the sense to disappear. I assume he is sharing a place with a teammate or friend.

 

[davywap]

They left out the Jackass style ramp off the house roof…through a ring of fire…into the swimming pool

He also put a pineapple on himself to pull it off

 

[76woodenspooners]

Surely no one is buying the mountain bike version of events?

Um …

… getting pissed and stacking your bike might be a snow job for what exactly?

 

[Jasper84]

Sier is phil-inn this bloke is PETE-NUT (peanut)

C'mon Pablo. "Jay Dumb" and Stevil Kneival" were begging to be plucked there.

 

[davywap]

If he was drinking with mates I would imagine they would have the sense to disappear. I assume he is sharing a place with a teammate or friend.

They were housemates

 

[TakingThePies]

Word is he jumped down stairs.. That'll do it.

Absolute imbecile. Hope people on here that bagged the club for trading him gets a clue as to why we did. To put it politely. He's a dumbass.

 

[danielnajdek]

Still not the stupidest thing he's ever done

His stupid list is starting to pile up though.

 

[MagpieJoel]

What a surprise.