Game Day Jilted Merger Partners Shitfight: Mayblooms v Fuchsias

[James Colorado]

The Hawfs take on the Dees, with both having cheat ground advantage. Melbourne contending for the premiership and a win today guarantees top four. Hawthorn have nothing to lose (our draft pick is secure ), but the youf is becoming more exciting every week.

I'm heading in to soak up what should be a competitive game in perfect conditions, though expect Melbourne's experience to edge us out by 20-odd at the siren. Though if we put up a good showing, I might find myself in the Bullring. Again.

 

[NetworkNerd]

No newcombe and Lewis.

Melbourne by 127 points

 

[James Colorado]

Didn't know Duke was out.

We're deadset *ed!

I might end up having a couple to dull the pain

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
4th place still open.

Dee's by 24

 

[kreuze_missile]

Go hawfies

 

[Feraligatr]

Was going to go but can't be bothered putting a bra on.

Hawks by a fingertip.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Was going to go but can't be bothered putting a bra on.

Hawks by a fingertip.

Tuck under your armpits

 

[James Colorado]

C-Mac has the number 1 mullet in the game.

 

[James Colorado]

Don't know what that scuffle at Qt time was, but Clayton Oliver

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Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

gets very red when he's mad.

 

[Dinsdale]

Was going to go but can't be bothered putting a bra on.

Hawks by a fingertip.

Ditto

 

[FISTO]

I'm now here to join in the bra free festivities

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I'm now here to join in the bra free festivities

Australian sport now the lezzo capital of the world

 

[FISTO]

Australian sport now the lezzo capital of the world

I'm pretty sure she is American m7

 

[AvantGardener]

Not just this game but caught my attention again. Push a bloke in side in marking contest = push in the back. Tackle someone fairly and head touches the ground = free kick. Tackle someone in the back and even ride them into the ground = play on. Footy is getting frustrating to watch

 

[AvantGardener]

No score review wow AFL never learn

 

[Dinsdale]

Umps keeping the devil worshippers in this game

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Huge crowd. Hawks fans hung over from celebrating their premiership last night?

 

[James Colorado]

Huge crowd. Hawks fans hung over from celebrating their premiership last night?

I think Essendon getting done like that caused a spike in sales of tissue boxes

 

[James Colorado]

Am enjoying the game a little more than expected. Have had to leave the Bullring to get something non-alcoholic for lunch

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

No point tagging Oliver. We've played half the season without him anyway. Maginness is better off scragging Petracca or Viney

 

[James Colorado]

THE NUMBER 1 MULLET IN THE GAME!!

 

[JoseMourinho]

Umps keeping the devil worshippers in this game

You keep giving them virgin youfs as sacrifices. Self-inflicted

 

[James Colorado]

No point tagging Oliver. We've played half the season without him anyway. Maginness is better off scragging Petracca or Viney

See your point, but Petracca is more forward atm, and while Viney is a gun, he's not the deadset superstar that Clarry is.

 

[AvantGardener]

Carlton didn't look at Oliver and he did nothing. Not sure why you'd waste the tag.

 

[carltonchelsea]

Give us one more big quarter Dawks, you kinda owe us!