Player Watch Jordan De Goey

[MyManLynch]

No obvious signs of bone stress there.

 

[CFC2010]

No obvious signs of bone stress there.

Or hair stress for that matter.

 

[Anzacday]

No obvious signs of bone stress there.

You realise it's in his leg, not his head don't you?

 

[BringouttheGimp]

I met De Goey when he was working as a landscape gardener for one of my subsidiary companies re.. lovely guy.

 

[MyManLynch]

You realise it's in his leg, not his head don't you?

But his leg bone is connected to his head bone (I hope).

 

[Kawenda]

Going back to the photo, random Nathan Murphy fact. A guy I work with's (mad Collingwood fan) daughter used to go out with him. Dumped him a few weeks before he got drafted, he almost disowned her.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Going back to the photo, random Nathan Murphy fact. A guy I work with's (mad Collingwood fan) daughter used to go out with him. Dumped him a few weeks before he got drafted, he almost disowned her.

Isn't that what happens most of the time re.. you break up.. and you lose all contact.

What.. does every break up end up in friendship or is amicable re?

 

[MyManLynch]

Going back to the photo, random Nathan Murphy fact. A guy I work with's (mad Collingwood fan) daughter used to go out with him. Dumped him a few weeks before he got drafted, he almost disowned her.

How do you almost disown somebody?

 

[Anzacday]

Isn't that what happens most of the time re.. you break up.. and you lose all contact

He’s talking about the Father disowning the daughter

 

[BringouttheGimp]

He’s talking about the Father disowning the daughter

Oh that's another story all together. Not good.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

He’s talking about the Father disowning the daughter

I had 4 concurrent girlfriends.. broke up with all of em cause I was in high demand on Tinder.. my ol man almost dishowned me for that as well re cause he used to brag about it to the relos re.. I almost dishowned him for him almost dishowning me re.. he was unaware I was going on 3-4 Tinder dates a week.. some nights I'd have 2 and that re.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Snap

That’s not a word I want to see in this thread given the injury he’s coming off...

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

I had 4 concurrent girlfriends.. broke up with all of em cause I was in high demand on Tinder.. my ol man almost dishowned me for that as well re cause he used to brag about it to the relos re.. I almost dishowned him for him almost dishowning me re.. he was unaware I was going on 3-4 Tinder dates a week.. some nights I'd have 2 and that re.

Come on re mungaki!

 

[Pie eyed]

But his leg bone is connected to his head bone (I hope).

Under appreciated post.

 

[Dubaimagpie]

I had 4 concurrent girlfriends.. broke up with all of em cause I was in high demand on Tinder.. my ol man almost dishowned me for that as well re cause he used to brag about it to the relos re.. I almost dishowned him for him almost dishowning me re.. he was unaware I was going on 3-4 Tinder dates a week.. some nights I'd have 2 and that re.

You must be a Levendi


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[CFC2010]

I had 4 concurrent girlfriends.. broke up with all of em cause I was in high demand on Tinder.. my ol man almost dishowned me for that as well re cause he used to brag about it to the relos re.. I almost dishowned him for him almost dishowning me re.. he was unaware I was going on 3-4 Tinder dates a week.. some nights I'd have 2 and that re.

One of the f kn greats levendi.

 

[Chameleon75]

I had 4 concurrent girlfriends.. broke up with all of em cause I was in high demand on Tinder.. my ol man almost dishowned me for that as well re cause he used to brag about it to the relos re.. I almost dishowned him for him almost dishowning me re.. he was unaware I was going on 3-4 Tinder dates a week.. some nights I'd have 2 and that re.

My ex’s brother had 6 dates one Valentine’s Day, all scheduled from brunch to evening drinks. The problem was he met them all at the same bar over preceding weeks and they all knew each other.

Needless to say the day after, once they had compared notes, was not the most pleasant day for him.

 

[Big Bryza]

has he trained? they wont play him without at least a weeks training to make sure his leg is ok.

when they announced his injury I thought he'd be lucky to play again this year.

He's playing on Sat night mate.

 

[Vicky Park]

Lost the last two games without this bloke. Hopefully he will help to turn us around. And Howe.

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/all-systems-de-goey-for-collingwood-20180807-p4zw3s.html

 

[partypie]

I had 4 concurrent girlfriends.. broke up with all of em cause I was in high demand on Tinder.. my ol man almost dishowned me for that as well re cause he used to brag about it to the relos re.. I almost dishowned him for him almost dishowning me re.. he was unaware I was going on 3-4 Tinder dates a week.. some nights I'd have 2 and that re.

You've really shined in the grunt work department this season gimp for sure.

Gimp's 2018 season bio:

#1 in hard ball gets
#1 in handball receives
#1 in tackles

- prolific distrubutor of the agate with good penetration but delivery is sometimes a little sloppy

- strong in the contest and usually comes out on top in 2-on-1 or even 3-on-1 situations.

- usually an effective finisher in front of the big sticks, but has a tendency to spray it a little wide when trying to slot a banana through on a tight angle.

* outright favourite for the Downlow medal

Might want to taper a little leading up to the finals to keep yourself fresh gimp - wouldn't want to run into any issues with exploding prematurely and not being able to get the job done on the big stage on the last Saturday in September re.

 

[TW Sherrin]

He's playing on Sat night mate.

hope he does. we need him.

 

[TW Sherrin]

I had 4 concurrent girlfriends.. broke up with all of em cause I was in high demand on Tinder.. my ol man almost dishowned me for that as well re cause he used to brag about it to the relos re.. I almost dishowned him for him almost dishowning me re.. he was unaware I was going on 3-4 Tinder dates a week.. some nights I'd have 2 and that re.

know a guy who had multiple girlfriends. lucky they all had the same first name. true story.

 

[vicparksfinest]

Lost the last two games without this bloke. Hopefully he will help to turn us around. And Howe.

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/all-systems-de-goey-for-collingwood-20180807-p4zw3s.html

Jesus Ads is a beast, back next week surely he'll want to go straight into the Freo game.
What a gun.
Will be a real boost having Goldy back aswel, all of sudden Degoey, Goldsack, Aish, Trelore, ready for finals tilt, bloody handy.

 

[MyManLynch]

I had 4 concurrent girlfriends.. broke up with all of em cause I was in high demand on Tinder.. my ol man almost dishowned me for that as well re cause he used to brag about it to the relos re.. I almost dishowned him for him almost dishowning me re.. he was unaware I was going on 3-4 Tinder dates a week.. some nights I'd have 2 and that re.

Were there any Gorilla’s involved?

 

[unplugged]

Not that I don't believe the club or anything but if someone told me he'd never injured his hamstring or leg and it was all a cover up... I wouldn't be surprised.

Hopefully he shows no signs of his previous injury ala the hammy!