Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 23 Official Team Thread: Congratulations Dingster S23 Best & Fairest Winner

[Art Vandelay_]

Its a shame Gero is a weak as piss stats guy. Had he followed through on his task to do our stats we could all see how we went this season.

I only post them on weeks where I do well alas I was unnecessarily benched in our last match so **** you Vegan boy.

 

[DemonJim]

I only post them on weeks where I do well alas I was unnecessarily benched in our last match so **** you Vegan boy.

That's why you were never going to get through to the GF again. Last year was flash in the pan and still leveraging my expertise in Captaincy

He didn't have the constitution to back it up!

 

[Noidenous]

flash in the pan

If one uses gutter oil in their stirfry, can one be considered a second-hand meat eater?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

That's why you were never going to get through to the GF again. Last year was flash in the pan and still leveraging my expertise in Captaincy

He didn't have the constitution to back it up!

You'd think that. The truth is we couldn't replace Magruder, Brahj in my humble opinion was replaced with superior quality

 

[DemonJim]

You'd think that. The truth is we couldn't replace Magruder, Brahj in my humble opinion was replaced with superior quality

Magruder was a tough loss. But to be fair. brahj could have been replaced by one of the Bears favourites, Candy the Stripper.
Sure she's old, saggy and can't fight her way out of a moist paper bag, but we all loved her for her service!

 

[Magruder]

I only post them on weeks where I do well alas I was unnecessarily benched in our last match so **** you Vegan boy.

who's a vegan?

If it's Matera - no ****ing wonder

 

[Magruder]

You'd think that. The truth is we couldn't replace Magruder, Brahj in my humble opinion was replaced with superior quality

Hard to fault this post...

Quoted for truth

 

[Magruder]

If one uses gutter oil in their stirfry, can one be considered a second-hand meat eater?

Like the vegetarian who turns up to a BBQ with the best vegie burgers he's ever had (coz it's cooked in meat juices baby)

 

[Matera92]

I only post them on weeks where I do well alas I was unnecessarily benched in our last match so **** you Vegan boy.

Ironically was your best game of the season too.

That's why you were never going to get through to the GF again. Last year was flash in the pan and still leveraging my expertise in Captaincy

He didn't have the constitution to back it up!

Bears have never been stronger, Dingster and I clearly the best Captaincy partnership seen at the Bears in their short history.

who's a vegan?

If it's Matera - no ******* wonder

Gero still milking someone else's joke from earlier in the season, Matera92 likes his steak medium rare with a side of steak, served on a plate made of steak.

 

[Magruder]

Glad to hear it

 

[Matera92]

Best and Fairest to be held on Sunday the 9th of July!

Bring your glamours, I want plenty of arm candy.

 

[Noidenous]

Bottle of Jack on standby.

 

[tim_saints]

So where's pre-drinks for the B&F? Anyone keen to kick off the celebrations tonight?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

That's why you were never going to get through to the GF again.

I thought it was because Matera92 read it as Gluten Free??

 

[Matera92]

I thought it was because Matera92 read it as Gluten Free??

The irony of this being my wife is actually Coeliac

 

[Matera92]

So where's pre-drinks for the B&F? Anyone keen to kick off the celebrations tonight?

As part owner of Belle's Buxom Beauties, mention my name at the door for a 5% discount on all services provided.*




















*All services exempt from discount

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Who's in charge of catering?

 

[Dingster]

Who's in charge of catering?

This post disturbs me. I'm off to the pub to get a steak and beer.

 

[Matera92]

Best and Fairest will start 7pm AEST. 2 drink minimum, if you're sober by the end of the night, consider yourself sacked.

 

[Noidenous]

heck.

Turns out I'm going to be out of town.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Best and Fairest will start 7pm AEST. 2 drink minimum, if you're sober by the end of the night, consider yourself sacked.

Im as full as a bulls arse, a state school and a doctors wallet. I discovered a new top shelf rum here in Georgia and its as sweet as an AngryRanga stab pass.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Im looking for some hot hunk to escort me past security tonite. Somebody who can help me walk in these far king heels...and decipher my acceptance speech.
I've ubering to the strip for a spa, nail salon and sensu-bath before a quick nap. Call me (069) 119 -6969 ...Ava

 

[tim_saints]

Tonight's the night boys! Buckle up!!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I've rented three tuxes and a ball gown.

 

[tim_saints]

I'm parking at the bar until about round 9 then I'll find my way down to front row