Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 26 Team Thread - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Barrybran - S26 Mateflon Winner ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Established: Season 05
Colours: Red, Gold and Black
Premierships: Season 22
Minor Premierships: None
Captains: JoshWoodenSpoon
Vice Captain: Doctor Gero
Leadership Group: Tommycash, Jezmiester40
























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0 - SilvaComet*
1- magpienato*
2 - Jezmiester40
3 - Tommycash
4 - hilly
5 - Doctor Gero (VC)
6 - gym4life
7 - JoshWoodenSpoon (C)
8 - Tandy*
9 - Farm Boy*
10 - Barrybran*
11 - DapperDon
12 - Magruder
13 - Miguel Sanchez
14 - Argas Tuft*
15 - RookiePick
16 - gordo2016*
17.5 - Jatz14*
18 - BombersFan93
24 - kane249
28 - tim_saints
29 - reggie
30 - Matera92
35 - LeverPuller
36 - caloscwaby*
42 - brahj
74 - kdavva74*

*rookie

Ins - SilvaComet (rookie), Farm Boy (rookie), Barrybran (rookie), gordo2016 (rookie), jatz14 (rookie), Matera92 (returning), brahj (Hawks), kdavva74 (rookie), Argas Tuft (rookie), caloschwaby (rookie), magpienato (rookie), Tandy (rookie)

Outs - BoomerRoo (delisted), Marv (delisted), Jay-Z (delisted), KO_KO (delisted), FKASC (delisted), OFFtheBALL (delisted), ArgusTuft (Bombers), AngryRanga (retired), Gee Dub (delisted), Greater Gattsby (delisted), Noidenous (delisted)

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Mobbenfuhrer Medal (Best & Fairest)
None

beez Trophy (League MVP)
S25: JoshWoodenSpoon

EKA Medal (Best First Year Player)
S18: brahj

FRED Medal (Leading Goalkicker)
None

Deestroy Medal (Best on Ground in the Grand Final)
None

TFLUA Tiger Medal (Best Player as voted by the Committee)
None

Frankston Rover Award (Admin Award)
None

All-SFA Representatives
S18: pantskyle (Ruck)
S19: brahj (Ruck), pantskyle (HFF), Quivorir (CHF)
S20: brahj (Back Pocket/Captain), pantskyle (Bench), Quivorir (CHF)
S21: Robbed
S22: brahj (FP)
S23: Matera92 (Captain and FP)
S24: JoshWoodenSpoon (Bench)
S25: JoshWoodenSpoon (HBF)


Premiership Teams
Season 22 Las Vegas Bears Premiership Team

B: Yello Mit - FiveStrings - ferball
HB: AngryRanga - One Eyed Sainter 66 - Jack Bradley
C: kane249 - Doctor Gero - Matera92
HF: SpaceClef - RookiePick - Jay-Z
F: Magruder - brahj - Jezmiester40
R: DemonJim - Dingster - KO_KO

INT: hilly - Gee Dub


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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 17.12.114
Dragons FFC : 17.10.112
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'The Mateflon' Award for Best & Fairest
S18: Matera92 & pantskyle
S19: brahj & Matera92
S20: DemonJim
S21: DemonJim
S22: kane249
S23: Dingster
S24: JoshWoodenSpoon
S25: JoshWoodenSpoon



Captains Award
S18: brahj
S19: Quivorir
S20: Magruder
S21: -
S22: Doctor Gero
S23: AngryRanga
S24: ArgusTuft
S25: Tommycash

Best Club Player
S18: The Half Back
S19: MoOP
S20: MoOP
S21: Dingster
S22: Doctor Gero

Best Rookie
S18: brahj
S19: miss_kate18
S20: Bojan KantKick
S21: Doctor Gero
S22: Jay-Z
S23: Avatarp

Leading Goalkicker
S18: Juggalo Balla
S19: Quivorir
S20: Quivorir
S21: miss_kate18
S22: brahj
S23: Doctor Gero
S24: Broken
S25: LeverPuller

Hall of Fame
Dingster - Inducted in S19
hilly - Inducted in S21

Retired Numbers
30





Graphic credit to kdavva74​

 

[I Dont Care]

Mystery signing? Fumbler?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Yessssssss. First season 26 post and first **** up. Cloud_ community service for this man.
Welcome jatz14

P.S. Heritage jumper is actually something that should be named after Matera92 with all his bastard kids he’s left behind in Vegas

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Mystery signing? Fumbler?

Yessssssss. First season 26 post and first **** up. Cloud_ community service for this man.
Welcome jatz14

Thanks VC, teamwork already off the charts at the Bears!

 

[Barrybran]

P.S. Heritage jumper is actually something that should be named after Matera92 with all his bastard kids he’s left behind in Vegas

I was thinking I'd do you all a favour and update that monstrosity when I am able to.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I was thinking I'd do you all a favour and update that monstrosity when I am able to.

BOOOOOOM. That MIMP badge ain't just for show!

 

[Ant Bear]

Mystery Unit is a ****ing gun

 

[brahj]

I was thinking I'd do you all a favour and update that monstrosity when I am able to.

Bears delist Barrybran

 

[Barrybran]

BOOOOOOM. That MIMP badge ain't just for show!

Considering I'm currently putting my debut NAFL entry together with pencils I might have the heritage updated by S27

 

[kane249]

First order of business should be to rename the best and fairest

 

[Barrybran]

Bears delist Barrybran

Looks like you're paying double for your new jumper

 

[Coach Walken]

First order of business should be to rename the best and fairest

I, would like, to suggest the brahj, medal.

Welcome back, big, cat.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Looks like you're paying double for your new jumper

Leave the pins in.

I, would like, to suggest the brahj, medal.

Welcome back, big, cat.

Hello.

 

[Barrybran]

I, would like, to suggest the brahj, medal.

Welcome back, big, cat.

Coach is paying double too apparently

 

[brahj]

Looks like you're paying double for your new jumper

Mate, you can’t just up and change such a historic garment. What next? The Las Vegas German community will start wearing denim overalls to Oktoberfest? This is outrageous. I need to lie down.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

First order of business should be to rename the best and fairest

You were always the better bash brother.

 

[Barrybran]

Mate, you can’t just up and change such a historic garment. What next? The Las Vegas German community will start wearing denim overalls to Oktoberfest? This is outrageous. I need to lie down.

Denim in Vegas? Two words - sequined lederhosen

 

[kane249]

You were always the better bash brother.

He was always the Jannetty to my Michaels

 

[brahj]

Denim in Vegas? Two words - sequined lederhosen

I had to go and get my phone after I was already lying on the couch to reply to this post. Now I have to go and throw up.

Stood up too fast, the old people vertigo really knocks me about.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Stood up too fast, the old people vertigo really knocks me about.

Might have to rest you for home games.

 

[Tommycash]

Mystery signing? Fumbler?

Please can me and Fumbler get back together again!

Yessireeeeeee. Looks a bloody good team. After being a surprise snub for both the Mobbs medal and All-SFA team, I am going to ensure that all the pigs up on high suffer for my bruised ego. The best way to do that, make sure we slovenly lovelies pull a fast one and win this club its second premiership.

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Once again I dont know what the **** is going on.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Yessireeeeeee. Looks a bloody good team. After being a surprise snub for both the Mobbs medal and All-SFA team, I am going to ensure that all the pigs up on high suffer for my bruised ego. The best way to do that, make sure we slovenly lovelies pull a fast one and win this club its second premiership.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Once again I dont know what the **** is going on.

Glad to hear you're enjoying the off-season suitably. Three weeks until the new season so get yer head at least half screwed on for then eh?