DAVO? DAVO? Are you there, DAVO? Please don't ignore me and our love! I remember in our fit of passion you called me a solid 8.2/10! That was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!
I've changed my allegiance to Port, DAVO! I've disowned my previous life for you! Don't deny our male on gender ambiguous love! You picked the perfect weekend to come to Sydney and discover who you really were!
What say me catch up this Thursday night, DAVO? We can go and watch our beloved Port pound the life out of those pathetic beta-male Tigers! We can then go and engage in some pounding of our own! Grrrrrr!
Oh my! I'm getting hot just thinking about it! *Swoon*