Certified Legendary Thread Melbourne Board AFL-Wide (1990 Onwards) Fantasy Draft Comp – Winner: Demon Attack!

[Scythe94]

Congratulations to Demon Attack (73.3%), a worthy winner of the Fantasy Draft Comp!



Demon Attack your badge will be organised soon. Thanks everbody for playing, this thread was the most fun I've had on BF in a long time

 

[Scythe94]

Semi Final 2: Headless vs. Demon Attack



What Headless says:

TBA

ON THE COUCH
Garry Lyon: Our special guest today is the coach of Demon Attack FC, Demon Attack. Hello Demon Attack.
DA: Boys.
Jono Brown: Were key forwards a big priority for you on draft night?
DA: Not as big a priority as key defenders.
(Browny grunts disapprovingly.)
Gaz: Easy big fella
Nathan Buckley: Why didn't you take me at pick one?
DA: Because Gaz is better.
(Bucks grunts disapprovingly.)
Gaz: This is tense! Are there any picks you regret?
DA: Clarry.
(Gaz grunts disapprovingly.)
(Awkward silence.)
(David Zita shuffles onto screen, half eaten Schnitz burger in hand)
Zita: We have a bigfooty question from user capital A one one lower case d capital A lower case t capital P zero lower case w three capital R. DA, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train, what makes you so popular?
DA: Ooh a tough question, but a fair one. Capital A one one lower case d capital A lower case t capital P zero lower case w three capital R, there's no single answer. Some voters respond to my integrity. Others are more impressed with my incorruptibility. Still others by my determination to lower taxes. And the bureaucrats in the state capital can put that in their pipes and smoke it!
Zita: Let's cut to a commercial break.

Voting will remain open for 24 hours.

Winner: Demon Attack (61.1%)

 

[Scythe94]

Demon Attack with another cracker.

Meanwhile, Headless:

 

[Scythe94]

Headless is very busy, so that's not a slight. You just know it's going to be good if he does chime in though

 

[schmuttt]

I havent seen a flogging this bad since Freo vs Melbourne.

Haven’t seen TK lose a battle this badly since Dr Who posted on here.

 

[Demon Attack]

I voted for the other guy because he doesn't have Clarry

 

[Headless]

IMO Demon Attack's team is in the top three at worst, so won't be unhappy to go down in this one.

Apologies for lack of write-up.

 

[Bluelegs]

Apologies for lack of write-up.

 

[Scythe94]

FYI - Grand Final will be on Thursday

 

[Bluelegs]

FYI - Grand Final will be on Thursday

Headless' favourite timeslot

 

[Dancing Potato]

Hmm, needs more votes.

Theseventhhamster Crimson Azure Topkent A11dAtP0w3R schmuttt Young Redleg Toump Ass Johnny Karate Dory_77 PerfectFooty Daemon Demon 16

Proper Gander are you still having a nice time?

 

[Theseventhhamster]

Tick

 

[Toump Ass]

Hmm, needs more votes.

Theseventhhamster Crimson Azure Topkent A11dAtP0w3R schmuttt Young Redleg Toump Ass Johnny Karate Dory_77 PerfectFooty Daemon Demon 16

Proper Gander are you still having a nice time?

I voted my man, but feel very honoured to be offered another vote!!!

 

[PerfectFooty]

Hmm, needs more votes.

Theseventhhamster Crimson Azure Topkent A11dAtP0w3R schmuttt Young Redleg Toump Ass Johnny Karate Dory_77 PerfectFooty Daemon Demon 16

Proper Gander are you still having a nice time?

 

[Proper Gander]

Hmm, needs more votes.

Theseventhhamster Crimson Azure Topkent A11dAtP0w3R schmuttt Young Redleg Toump Ass Johnny Karate Dory_77 PerfectFooty Daemon Demon 16

Proper Gander are you still having a nice time?

Wot

 

[Dancing Potato]

Wot

You still having a nice time?

Or has it been upgraded to an excellent time?

 

[Proper Gander]

You still having a nice time?

Or has it been upgraded to an excellent time?

Quiet contentment I’d say

 

[Dancing Potato]

Quiet contentment I’d say

That's all I can ask, Gand.

 

[Scythe94]

Congrats to Demon Attack, who moves on to the Grand Final with 61.1% of the vote.

 

[Scythe94]

Round 2 Results:

Game 1: Young Redleg (44.4%) def by Topkent (55.6%)
Game 2: A11dAtP0w3R (35.0%) def by Headless (65.0%)
Game 3: Demon Attack (72.2%) def Bluelegs (27.8%)

Semi Final Schedule

Semi Final 1: Scythe94 vs. Topkent (Monday)
Semi Final 2: Headless vs. Demon Attack (Tuesday)

Semi Final Results

Semi Final 1: Scythe94 (72.2%) def Topkent
Semi Final 2: Headless def by Demon Attack (61.1%)


Grand Final Bracket




Grand Final Schedule

Grand Final: Scythe94 vs. Demon Attack (Thursday)

 

[Demon Attack]

Bad luck Headless

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

7/11 the votes. Makes me want a slurpee

 

[Dancing Potato]

7/11 the votes. Makes me want a slurpee

What would you have wanted if it was 9/11?

 

[Scythe94]

What would you have wanted if it was 9/11?

Oil

 

[Crimson Azure]

What would you have wanted if it was 9/11?

A few planes, some help from the CIA and Anthony Mundine.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

What would you have wanted if it was 9/11?

This is a strange question Potato.