Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021

[Mofra]

Statutory is 4 syllables

Stat-chew-tree

Do you even speak footballer?

 

[Lethality]

Stat-chew-tree

Do you even speak footballer?

Nice melt

 

[NSWCROW]

Wrong pic yet again. This is Mitch Wallis.



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That's Rowan Dean before the 20 year meth binge !

 

[hufus]

Statutory is 4 syllables

 

[WillHayward]

Swines also have had F/S selections, Dunkley was one but he told the Swines where to stick it and preferred a Victorian club over living in the plague capital of Australia.

Calm the farm. Was just having a giggle.

 

[Dr Tigris]

Very soft kill with the Barometer.

He should either be a top end player in this thread or ... I don't know, just laughed at.

 

[KeilorUnder9s]

You might want to consider as to whether you're speaking to a male or female, and leave inappropriate misogynistic rubbish out of it.

We don’t descriminate on the bay, full equality is at play, love.

 

[WaywardSonSon]

We don’t descriminate on the bay, full equality is at play, love.

Allow me not to discriminate between my left and right middle fingers. I'm giving you both!

 

[Seeds]

He better have dalhaus top 5 or he not serious.

 

[NSWCROW]

Rohan's my pick

 

[Seeds]

Rohan's my pick

Dalhaus way way worse then rohan.

rohan has been good for part of the year. And in a team with the slowest ball movement in the league.

Dalhaus has been good for none of the year.

shaun higgins also needs to be up high on the list. softest player in the league.

 

[Seeds]

Kolodasnj also needs to be top 10. F*** geelong has a lot of top 10s.

dalhaus, higgins and kolo.

rohan, blicavs and sav should be 10-30.

make it happen mofra.

and this time dont spend 3 weeks releasing it.


all on one night.

preferably on the morning following the grand final (doggies aint winning so you will have plenty of time saturday night).

 

[Dubai Quacker]

Player #42 - Sam Reid
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Pictured: A slightly better Grand Final performer than Gary Rohan

Sam Reid is Jarrad Waite-lite, in that he's threatened to develop into a dangerous dependable KPF for is entire career.

A supremely athletic 196cm tall forward drafted in 2009, the Swans have spent his entire career drafting and trading in replacements for Sam Reid. Buddy Franklin, Kurt Tippet, Hayden McLean, Logan McDonald, etc etc. All have been tried with some (but not the ultimate) success.

This year Sam managed 10 games for a whopping 6 goals, averaging 4.5 marks and 7.7 hit-outs making him potentially the Bulldogs' best ruckman. He along with his brother Ben were actually set to be taken as Father-Son picks by the Bulldogs, as his father Bruce played 86 games for the Bulldogs.

Just before he was draft eligible the AFL changed the eligibility rules from 50 games to 100 games, marking the first of the many times AFL officials favoured Sydney over the Bulldogs in recent years. His father would later play cricket for Australia, being a fast bowler with a slightly more robust body than Sam.
Sam's uncle played for Melbourne and his grandfather played for the Bulldogs, so the Reid family don't know who to choke for next weekend.

Fun fact: Sam is married and has a son named Saxon because, like many Swans fans, he really likes salt.

Sam good luck getting another pre-season under your belt. Like Waite, I'm sure you'll 'come good' in the next few years. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.

Given that 2021 saw James Bell finally bring to an end Sam Reid’s long, undisputed reign as the Swans’ board whipping-boy (for his consistent 4 disposal, no tackle efforts that seemed to please Horse Longmire no end), one does sincerely hope that Bell gets a well earned debut in the bottom 50 this year.

 

[WillHayward]

Dalhaus way way worse then rohan.

rohan has been good for part of the year. And in a tram with the slowest ball movement in the league.

Dalhaus has been good for none of the year.

shaun higgins also needs to be up high on the list. softest player in the league.

Love how the commentators always describe Higgins as "classy".

I'm never sure if they are serious or trolling?

What does "classy" even mean?

Sounds like a word that should be restricted to the taxonomy of prostitutes.

 

[chels]

Sounds like a word restricted to prostitutes.

No idea what you are talking about.

 

[leobarryustar]

Given that 2021 saw James Bell finally bring to an end Sam Reid’s long, undisputed reign as the Swans’ board whipping-boy (for his consistent 4 disposal, no tackle efforts that seemed to please Horse Longmire no end), one does sincerely hope that Bell gets a well earned debut in the bottom 50 this year.

Bell is a wet turd on a lettuce leaf masquerading as san choy bau, looks a treat but dreadfully disappointing. Does he meet the criteria though? 22 career games but 3 as an unused sub. I would say include. Every game he has played is like Rohan in a final, including the EF where he hit the post from 20m out directly in front, ending our season. ****ing disgraceful

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Bell is a wet turd on a lettuce leaf masquerading as san choy bau, looks a treat but dreadfully disappointing. Does he meet the criteria though? 22 career games but 3 as an unused sub. I would say include. Every game he has played is like Rohan in a final, including the EF where he hit the post from 20m out directly in front, ending our season. ******* disgraceful

Even though I'm a bigger defender of him than probably anyone else (and he's a lovely guy whenever I've bumped into him down at the beach), he'd be a worthy inclusion in this list.

 

[Seeds]

Love how the commentators always describe Higgins as "classy".

I'm never sure if they are serious or trolling?

What does "classy" even mean?

Sounds like a word restricted to prostitutes.

Great side stepper and shimmy. Like pendlebury.
great disposer of the ball. Like gary ablett junior.
great lateral vision. Like steve johnson.
Sleek of foot. Like betts.

 

[BRWB]

Great side stepper and shimmy. Like pendlebury.
great disposer of the ball. Like gary ablett junior.
great lateral vision. Like steve johnson.
Sleek of foot. Like betts.

His greatest talent is finger pointing.

 

[NSWCROW]

Not even lying, had him in SC last year and thought to myself that he could be a bit of a future gun.


The ultimate kiss of death, hey SC board peeps

 

[AsIfYouCare]

I asked Dean Martin what kind of creature that is.

 

[Over The Post]

He's probably too pissed to give a coherent answer, try asking Sammy Davis Jr.

 

[ImissFrosty]

Not even lying, had him in SC last year and thought to myself that he could be a bit of a future gun.


The ultimate kiss of death, hey SC board peeps
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Why the **** did you have James Bell kent?
That's just dumb and you deserve that

 

[NSWCROW]

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I asked Dean Martin what kind of creature that is.

Eel

 

[Freofalcon]

You may believe Fremantle is irrelevant as a an AFL entity, but your shtick is irrelevant if you select a photograph of Cameron McCarthy to represent Reece Conca. Perhaps that was a planned element of the comedic piece, but I doubt it.

We pick so many spuds, I can’t even tell them apart.