Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021

[Over The Post]

Wallis doesn't qualify on games played, plus no one has got close to this down hill skier for the last 5 years, when you average 5 possessions a game and run away from physical contact you are hands down to be #1:


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Haircut would certainly elevate him two or three spots, surely.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pies aren't short of pickings this year, aside from Pendlebury I expect Cox, Thomas and Noble to be candidates

If Cox is in then Chol and Ratugolea would have to be top 20... Thomas might be saved by his second half of the season, 10 goals in his last 10 games compared to 2 in his first 10

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Wallis doesn't qualify on games played, plus no one has got close to this down hill skier for the last 5 years, when you average 5 possessions a game and run away from physical contact you are hands down to be #1:


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Wallis is eligible

 

[hawkman]

Wallis is eligible

Think Wallis would be unlucky. Beveridge seems to just hate him

 

[Spiritof82]

Haircut would certainly elevate him two or three spots, surely.

Yep the upside down toilet brush look really stood out

 

[Spiritof82]

Wallis is eligible

Sorry read the rules wrong, but Wallis has done nothing wrong, just the coach has taken a dislike to him and once that happens you don't get a game (just ask all of our rucks)

 

[moncon]

Slow-moving mouth breather Josh Schache

19

Josh Schache

Age

27

Ht

199cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.3

3star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.5

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

M

1.5

2star

T

0.0

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

10.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

0.8

4star

’s a certainty, who else gets 7 kicked on him by a Fold Coast reject. Ought to be bottom ten but will slide because of club bias.

Meanwhile no Brissy players for the second year running because we’re completely irrelevant, just like we were ahead of our last threepeat.

 

[La Dispute]

Mitch McGovern

11

Mitch Mcgovern

Age

30

Ht

190cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.1

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

189.8

3star

D

7.6

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

1.1

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.9

3star

MG

179.6

3star

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

218.0

4star

, Jack Martin

21

Jack Martin

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.7

5star

G

0.9

4star

D

14.9

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

3.6

4star

G

1.1

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.6

3star

or Zac Williams for 1?

 

[hawkman]

Mitch McGovern, Jack Martin or Zac Williams for 1?

Why not Docherty, Cripps, Murphy, Dow, Plowman, SPS or Casboult?

 

[La Dispute]

Why not Docherty, Cripps, Murphy, Dow, Plowman, SPS or Casboult?

Mercy rule.

 

[Lockatronicus]

As per tradition i am expecting Carlton players will be a gold mine for this list

Hey stop.... Actually no no you're right. Carry on.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Tim English should be bottom 10, any less and I will melt.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Don't think you have anything to worry about there

 

[JHF1870]

Club by club predictions:

David Mackay should be honoured, as someone who was probably too unnoteworthy to actually be considered for the list, but would have deservedly made it most years had he had some sort of profile. Tex Walker is a good top 10 candidate.

Brisbane are largely safe. Joey Daniher and his flops might be saved from his ability to kick a goal 22 games in a row.

Carlton would have Cripps, SPS, Martin and the outgoing Murphy top 50 contenders, while Zac Williams with his overpaid overrated status is sure feature in the top 10.

Pies aren't short of pickings this year, aside from Pendlebury I expect Cox, Thomas and Noble to be candidates.

Essendon largely rescued their season, maybe an outgoing tribute to Zaharakis.

Freo should see Conca honoured, while Fyfe is a smokey for his goalkicking. Walters had a shithouse year.

Not many like Dangerfield and his flops. Is this year enough to call him overpaid? Melts would be fantastic.

The Suns shouldn't be picked on. They're sh*t and they know it, hence wanting out. Astute observation from the Suns players. They do have a bunch of second stringer depth players like Atkins, Holman and Townsend, but hard to really make good use.

GWS could see Reid and Finlayson in, while Coniglio is a good chance to back up his stellar 2020.

Hawthorn have a top 10 candidate in Jon Patton, while Shaun Burgoyne being carried to 400+ with med sub games is a blight - plus he's celebrated enough to get melts.

Melbourne should escape attention on their 22, but Nathan Jones is up there for slowing down as the Dees finally become good, while Melksham is surely done.

North - take your pick. Certainly Shaun Atley put in his best try at a top 5 spot yet, while Walker, Dumont, Young, Bonar and Bosu were genuinely sh*t at times. Some youth saved by games played rule. And Ziebell for his role as bomb it long, beaten 1-on-1 defender isn't without a chance.

Port - Rockliff a top 10 chance, Motlop too

Richmond - good time to welcome Cotchin in, top 5 potential, Marlion Pickett isn't a bad shout, and Dan Rioli - did he do enough at half back to make up for his shitness early on? Castagna is there.

St Kilda - another sort of take your pick. Overpaid and overrated? Brad Hill, Dan Hannebery, cmon down. Dan Butler was sh*t after a breakout year in 2020, as was Jack Lonie when the Saints couldn't find anyone else to play.

Sydney - Sam Reid is average, not sure you can name Buddy though

West Coast - can see a hyped mid like Andrew Gaff, Dom Sheed, or Tim Kelly making it (season on line, all failed, including Kelly before injury) and Willie Rioli technically a chance?

Dogs - JUH saved by games, Bruce was closer to AA than bottom 50 this year, and Cordy didn't embarrass himself. Maybe Wallis? Hannan?

Rockliff No. Guy has had some tough luck this year.

 

[The Sultan]

I’m backing Cripps to take home The “Mofra “ this year

 

[Starburns_]

I don't care how good his H&A season was, Gary Rohan

23

Gary Rohan

Age

33

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

needs a mention for dishing this shit up yet again.

 

[hawkman]

Surely Dahlhaus is top 10

 

[CH Jazz]

23 cats tonight making a late push for selection.

 

[FISTO]

You guys don't need to tell Mof how shit how spuds are, he knows

 

[HairyO]

Starts with an injury troll. This is going to be beautiful !!

I cant see myself disagreeing with any of the picks this year.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

McNuggets and Zac Williams keeping us relevant deep into September, justifying the exorbitant wages they are trousering. The 66 game plan going well

 

[theyellowsash]

Jeez shot bambi already. This years gonna be a good'un

 

[A Cut Above]

Lachie Henderson off to a flyer in the race for the Sam Menegola

27

Sam Menegola

Age

32

Ht

189cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.6

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

9.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.4

3star

CL

1.7

4star

D

19.6

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

9.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.4

2star

CL

1.7

4star

D

18.4

5star

K

9.0

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.8

4star

CL

1.8

4star

Medal! (Bay13 Worst Finals Player)

I'd love to get RedVest4's thoughts on Geelong's Bottom 50 candidates.

 

[LightTower4]

Nomination from my club.
Seems to be looking at Mofra for a nomination.
Please consider.

 

[IanW]

Starts with an injury troll. This is going to be beautiful !!

I cant see myself disagreeing with any of the picks this year.

Remember, you aren't allowed to injury troll on this board.

Unless you're a weak gutless flog like Mofra, in which case go for it.