Most Useless AFL players to EVER get a game

[Tom_Flan]

All Four Clokes, and Aaron Henneman

 

[The Scarecrow]

All Four Clokes, and Aaron Henneman

All four Clokes? Only 3 have played AFL football...

 

[justin_krem]

Peter Phleming, Tom Breen, Thomas Falannigan.
Oh and Jim Plunkett for Carlton, all shouldn't have played a match for AFL cos they are dudds.

 

[plod]

Alex McDonald (#1 draft pick dud)

 

[markyboy37]

Lawrence Angwin(Not a bad footballer but just dumb) or Brent Grgic

 

[Supermercado]

David Cockatoo-Collins
Scott Chisholm
Wayne Lamb

 

[crudbucket]

All Four Clokes, and Aaron Henneman

How does someone who played 333 senior games qualify as the worst ever ??

 

[the fly]

Clinton King

When he was at Sydney he was the worst kick in the club.

 

[BB gun]

David Cockatoo-Collins
Scott Chisholm
Wayne Lamb

thats a bit harsh, S Chisholm did some good things. He also claimed he was related to the queen

 

[Maazo]

Being a long term Brisbane supporter, and having almost erased the early days of the Bears from my memory (many fond memoroes from 1995 & 1996). But for the purpose of this thread, here is a list of absolute champions that represented the great now defunct club (little wonder with the following players) mostly during the period of AFL history known as "The Carrara Days"

Kevin Caton
Ian Kidgill
Jason Millar (made Steve Lawrence look like an angel as well)
Simon Luhrs
Alan Giffard
Rudi Frigo
Adam Garton
Simon Hose
Neil Gaghan
David Ogg
Shane Strempel (should have given himself an uppercut)
Rick Norman
Stuart Glascott

Now I am sorry if anyone rated any of these guys, but lets be fair, if you could not secure a regular position in the Bears team in those early days, well, maybe you needed to look for a different job.

You forgot Jamie Duursma!

 

[topdon]

Aaron Henneman ... and he has played 50 of em!

 

[Badabing]

Off the top of my head......
Murray Vance
David Kernahan
Ron DeIulio
Heath Culpitt
Tony Bourke

You forgot James Cook.

and while we are talking about dud brothers....what about Ben Sexton!!

 

[royboys]

hey j-dogg whers the brown sugar?

Most useless player to eva play football would have to be ron shell. he drops it with 2 hands. i dunno how he gets a game.

 

[WestCoastJonny]

Rhyce "sh*t yourself" Shaw and Jaxon Crab

 

[Nbrown7]

The most useless player to play over 50 games is Daviid Bourke-Richmond

 

[sheller891]

definetely the most useless footy play ever is DREW BERNAU - he is smaller than my seven year old brother...

 

[monoccular]

This sort of question needs some sort of qualifying level eg 50, or 100 games.

If > 50 games Darren Kowal would come close behing Brent Grgic.

 

[SouthSwans]

Peter Phleming, Tom Breen, Thomas Falannigan.
Oh and Jim Plunkett for Carlton, all shouldn't have played a match for AFL cos they are dudds.

Waddaya mean! Tom Falannigan was a star! Henneman is easily the most useless player to have ever played.

 

[MOJOE]

What is your obsession with Henneman? Are you an ex of his or something?

 

[Sealen]

Richmond have had some shockers.

 

[garth p]

Tim Elliott, Adam Saliba.

I remember Tim getting a BOG once when that dipwad Spida(BAHAHAHA), was forced to take a holiday for racially abuseing someone, knob-head.

 

[Fullarton Power]

For Port, Ian Downsborough. Pound for pound, the worst footballer to play for Port so far. I know he did OK for WCE, but he was HOPELESS for us. John Rombotis rates an honourable, or is that dishonourable, mention too......

No way. Downsborough slots in a comfortable fifth, behind Adam ' Deer In Headlights' Morgan, Stephen Daniels, Shayne Breuer, Rhett Biglands and Nathan Steinberner.
Troy Chaplin looks like a promising potential inclusion to this list also.

 

[Fullarton Power]

A list that were far from being The Pride Of South Australia

Stephen Daniels, Natham Steinberner, Rhett Biglands, Shayne Breuer, Jon Rombotis, Mark Conway, Damien Squire, Darren Fraser, Scott Cummings, Chris Hall, Adam Morgan

From the Dark Side...

Matthew Kluzek, Andrew Payze, Nick Pesch, Peter Turner, Josh Mail, Romano Negri, Bruce Lindsay, Robbie Thompson, Allan Bartlett, Clayton Lamb, Martin McKinnon, Johnathon Ross, Chris Groom

 

[TheHeatleyStand]

Xavier Clarke

 

[Ed_Gein]

Gavin Rose