Name Jack Watts 'Illness'

[wambat]

Monohydroxi Softus Erelius ... Commonly Known By - Weak As Shit

 

[Cuzz09]

"NaitanuiusEnvious"

 

[Team Chemistry]

SARS

TC

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

I'm still trying to get my head around the notion that a mediocre brain such as Wambat can actually understand Latin!

 

[wambat]

Deadus locus Fearus - The Fear Of Dread Locks.

 

[Grimmett]

Leather poisoning?

 

[Todd_Gack]

Illness? Sounds like he forged a sick note from his parents for school.


Hi Coach,

Jack can't play on the weekend, he has Illness.

Regards,
Jack's Parents

 

[Spartan]

Illness? Sounds like he forged a sick note from his parents for school.


Hi Coach,

Jack can't play on the weekend, he has Illness.

Regards,
Jack's Parents

If they're 'resting' him (lets be honest the kid has been 'hard' at it for the last 3 weeks) then they should just say so.

If they're worried Naitanui is going to make him look like a douche bag and trading blunder.. atleast have the balls to say so.

Weak as piss.

 

[Crimson King]

Illness? Sounds like he forged a sick note from his parents for school.


Hi Coach,

Jack can't play on the weekend, he has Illness.

Regards,
Jack's Parents

Brilliant

 

[wambat]

Illness? Sounds like he forged a sick note from his parents for school.


Hi Coach,

Jack can't play on the weekend, he has Illness.

Regards,
Jack's Parents

Dean Bailey being the simpleton he is , would fall for it all day.

 

[roosaints]

"Forgery! So he didn't have leprosy."

 

[mcuzzy]

Its like that gang tackle in his debut game as soon as he got on the ground has scared him?

 

[Lemieux8]

Its like that gang tackle in his debut game as soon as he got on the ground has scared him?

Gang-grene?

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Illness? Sounds like he forged a sick note from his parents for school.


Hi Coach,

Jack can't play on the weekend, he has Illness.

Regards,
Jack's Parents

Amazing. "he has Illness".

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Does anyone actually think that the trolling of WCE fans and associated people on Bay 13 was a factor in the decision of our coaching staff not to choose Watts in the side this weekend?

Methinks certain people are overestimating their importance in the general scheme of things...

 

[Barnzy]

Contestrelosous - Inability to engage in a contested situation.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Mysteria: Unexplainable and imaginary fear of a ruckman on the opposing team who he would not be likely to be facing off against on the weekend anyway, even if he was selected...

Tenuous: The hysterical belief of certain WCE fans & hangers-on that Melbourne fans somehow desperately desire to have a player in our squad who never wanted to go interstate in any case...

 

[wambat]

Gutless Heartus - Shivering sensation when the words fiji are brought up in any sentance.

 

[Lemieux8]

It would appear as though wonnabrownnosebiff33 is suffering from a slight case of Draftus Denyus, where you constantly deny your club's pathetic drafting.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Since Naitanui has publicly stated that he never wanted to go interstate, and presumably would have ended up going back to WA in the future even if we did draft him, please explain how our not drafting him was some kind of disastrous error on our part, Lemieux?

I do look forward to hearing a logical response on this issue...

PS- As to barely-concealed jealousy and resentment, well, who is it seeking to deflect their own inadequacies by endlessly posting unoriginal, bizarre, juvenile and obviously wrong-headed missives about another club's draftee?

Certainly isn't us Demons doing that, is it?

Could it perhaps be some of the same people who then turn around and squeal like stuck pigs whenever anything is levelled at Naitanui, even if it's only a gratuitous piss-take?

 

[wambat]

It would appear as though wonnabrownnosebiff33 is suffering from a slight case of Draftus Denyus, where you constantly deny your club's pathetic drafting.

wattsus Lapdog33itis - Scared of a 21 year old 20 game CHB drafted 28 spots lower.

 

[efcboy]

jack watts has diarrhoea.

clearly he has been shitting his pants ever since his debut

 

[Grandmaster_B]

He has been sick all week, and didnt train at all.



The jealousy in this thread and others is astonishing.


Look forward to seeing Scully and Watts tear your talentless teams apart for the next decade.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Oh no GB, he wasn't really sick surely?

I mean, it must've been some kind of trick because he's so afraid of Wambat & others on Bay 13...

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

He has been sick all week, and didnt train at all.



The jealousy in this thread and others is astonishing.


Look forward to seeing Scully and Watts tear your talentless teams apart for the next decade.

Looks like Grandmaster_B has come down with a fever.