Nicknames for Bombers players!!!

[jules101]

Lets make some good nicknames for players who dont have nicknames or have boring ones like Slats or Macca. Maybe a little explanation too...

My first one is MVP for Jay Nash. (Steve Nash)

Edit: And sorry I know this thread reaks of off-season

 

[Crave]

We could call the big unit, Mal....Johnny Holmes.

 

[Jaymin]

Courtney Johns - J Train.

 

[Boris_Bewick]

Me, my Dad and my Bomber mates have given Mark Bolton the nickname "The General" for the last four or five years, because he is the general of our defense.

We are dead serious of course.

Go General Bolts.

 

[DaSawx]

JJ - J Squared

 

[Squeaky]

JJ - J Squared

 

[SydneyDon]

Courtney Johns - J Train.

Please don't. Poor imitation of G Train.

 

[SydneyDon]

JJ - J Squared

I like "Double J" like one of the characters in Saturday Night Fever.

 

[Merv]

Welsh could be called Chip.......

 

[hulld]

slat's nickname could be "angry"

davey's could be "little flash"

 

[Bigdon]

i normally called bolton, the hack, or the man who is as useless as **** on a bull, or discrace or piece of ****e or the most pathetic player to ever pull on a essendon jumper, there jsut a few of the names i have for him

 

[douls]

Courtney Johns - J Train.

That's brilliant

You might as well call Jobe S.O.T

 

[hulld]

and you may as well piss off

 

[douls]

and you may as well piss off

Is that the nick name you're going to give Mal Michael?

Not bad

 

[AJ_2000]

Angus Monfries is "Hollywood" after the herald sun article about him last year (after the 1st hawthorn game), and he talked about the kick being a bit Hollywood.

He still just can't resist the bananas.

 

[hulld]

i guess big mal is crap compared to your star irish full back

 

[Docc03]

Angus Monfries is "Hollywood" after the herald sun article about him last year (after the 1st hawthorn game), and he talked about the kick being a bit Hollywood.

He still just can't resist the bananas.

Should be Monkey then

 

[hulld]

i dont know docc, "hollywood" is a pretty good nickname

kepler could be "BKB", the b standin for big

richy cole's could be "hot'n'cold"

hislop may challenge slats for the nickname "angry"

jetta's could be "LJ", ala prisionbreak

laycock's could be changed to "limp", as he is always injured

big mal's could be "tiny"

 

[lazyhare]

Courtney Johns- The Presence, he's a big fella

 

[GusIsBack]

Should be Monkey then

Funny that u say that... At one stage (not sure if they still do) the guys at the club called him MonkeyFries.

But I believe that was simply because it sounds like Monfries.

 

[micool]

i call slattery soloman for free kick reasons

 

[The Dustbin]

My friends and i call Mark McVeigh, Timmy (Timothy McVeigh, Oaklahoma bomber).

Not very nice, but it's supposed to be taken in light humour.

 

[hulld]

i'm not sure if you want to explain that nickname to the little kiddies????

 

[danielcan]

I want to call Lloyd 'the King', but am not allowed as that one is reserved for the almighty King Richard (Reynolds).

I guess calling Lloyd 'the Prince' wouldn't go down too well, not with his Bacardi breezers. Hmmm... Prince Matthew?... nah...

 

[danielcan]

Angus Monfries is "Hollywood" after the herald sun article about him last year (after the 1st hawthorn game), and he talked about the kick being a bit Hollywood.

He still just can't resist the bananas.

Hollywood is a mouthful. What is wrong with just plain Gus?