Strategy NM Big Footy Political Party

[Ry009]

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

With that being said, this mob still got kicked out of their home by the local bowls club.

 

[krakouers]

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

With that being said, this mob still got kicked out of their home by the local bowls club.

I thought that was their club motto?

 

[jimandphilbadge]

I'm completely hopeless at confidentiality and spreadsheets - sign me up for the senior ministry.

 

[krakouers]

I'm completely hopeless at confidentiality and spreadsheets - sign me up for the senior ministry.

Minister of Technology?

 

[jimandphilbadge]

Minister of Technology?

Given my grasp of anything more advanced that a rotary telephone is embarrassing, does that make me too qualified compared to the status quo?

 

[ferball]

See See the minister for the Artz.

Fusion for Health.

B4Bear for Defence

Foreign Affairs - Val Keating, Desert Roo, Tazza. Take your pick.

Giantroo gets Communication portfolio. Given.

Gasometer - Rural Affairs.

Ferball - Agriculture

Muttley - Transport

North Viking - Business / Finance

Snake - Got him in Foreign Affairs ( let's shake things up )

If you're gonna be vaguely serious about it you should give me emergencies and shit as well.

 

[ferball]

Nup - more strategic than that. He would use us to get elected and then break away when a decision goes against him.

He reckons he is a libertarian anarchist so that's probably what he'd do.

 

[Arthur Cloke]

I live in the Sleepy Willow so I'm exempt from the lock-down. I rang the club and asked if they could perhaps hold the Cocktail Party out my way, but apparently the players are no longer in Melbourne & up on the Gold Coast, where they should've been years ago if you ask me. I wouldn't be surprised if half our list doesn't come back, preferring to stay in the land of the Metre Maid.
This whole lock-down thing is a disaster for the rural economy though. Like my mum grew up in down-town Siberia and was at the forefront of the Coal War. She was in lock-down for years but she came out feeling brand new.

 

[muttley45]

See See the minister for the Artz.

Fusion for Health.

B4Bear for Defence

Foreign Affairs - Val Keating, Desert Roo, Tazza. Take your pick.

Giantroo gets Communication portfolio. Given.

Gasometer - Rural Affairs.

Ferball - Agriculture

Muttley - Transport

North Viking - Business / Finance

Snake - Got him in Foreign Affairs ( let's shake things up )

Sadly, i cannot accept the nomination for the Transport portfolio, however, as a Grumpy Old, i offer to assist the Minister of Aged/Veterans Affairs where ever possible.

 

[Hojuman]

Sadly, i cannot accept the nomination for the Transport portfolio, however, as a Grumpy Old, i offer to assist the Minister of Aged/Veterans Affairs where ever possible.

Well, after your racing tips you ain't getting Sports Mutts.

 

[Nate7]

Is the position of faceless man in blue tie in charge of branch staking free? if so count me in. If not can I apply for the pork barreling and development application (with a side of extra donations) approval minister job? I can handle both portfolios if required. I am not currently aligned to either faction, however my alignments can be easily swayed to the highest bidder

Appropriate username with those creds!

 

[Samsquanch]

Appropriate username with those creds!

Nate7 as cheif censor.

 

[Gasometer]

Honourable Member for Rural Affairs

Like

 

[Hojuman]

Honourable Member for Rural Affairs

Like

Welcome Barnaby

 

[Wristo_]

I'll take family affairs, well, at least dad thinks I should nominate!
Or just the Not So Honourable Member for Hand Relief.

 

[Bigeasy]

I am the Minister for Marijuana, Cocaine and Whiskey.

No need to worry about a pension for me.

 

[ferball]

I am the Minister for Marijuana, Cocaine and Whiskey.

No need to worry about a pension for me.

I think you'll find that has been taken multiple times already.

 

[Bigeasy]

I think you'll find that has been taken multiple times already.

Show me.

 

[Bell End]

Appropriate username with those creds!

If you knew me you'd know just how appropriate my user name is

 

[The acurate one]

WTF???

 

[koshari]

I'm completely hopeless at confidentiality and spreadsheets - sign me up for the senior ministry.

can you use a whiteboard?

 

[ferball]

Show me.

Ferball - Agriculture

...

North Viking - Business / Finance

I nominate Kanye as Chief Medical Officer

wheres my home brew, tractors and chainsaws portfolio??? i will even consider motorcycles as well.

see movie Scarface if unsure.

So that is buds, drams and racks all taken care of...

But if something goes wrong.

If you're gonna be vaguely serious about it you should give me emergencies and sh*t as well.

 

[ferball]

Maybe you should get into quality control Big E.

 

[Nate7]

If you knew me you'd know just how appropriate my user name is

Can't wait to find out!

 

[krakouers]

Can't wait to find out!

I’ll take his word for it