No, it's not Stigmata, it's just Ben Stratton getting your attention.

[Hodgepodge]

Re: The Ben Stratton is fantastical and magnerrific Mega Thread

Just reported on SEN, Stratton is flying out to the Gulf of Mexico to plug the well.

When asked which airline he'd be taking, Stratton quietly smiled knowingly to himself and said "yes . . . airline".

 

[grizzlym]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

NASA were going to send another robot to crawl around the Martian surface, but then Ben Stratton offered to take a look for them.

 

[Scrads]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

for anyone that missed it, here is a handy little facebook group

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Be...ly-win-Hawthorn-a-Premiership/129517840409766

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

Next census we should also put our religion down as Church of Stratton.

 

[Brant]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

Next census we should also put our religion down as Church of Stratton.

The day before the 1st day; Ben created God.

 

[CAPTAINCRAWF]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

for anyone that missed it, here is a handy little facebook group

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Be...ly-win-Hawthorn-a-Premiership/129517840409766

Just joined, I actually joined a different Ben Stratton group the other day, they must be popping up all over the place. Maybe we could start one of those groups "If we can get 100,000 members by the last Saturday in September Ben Stratton will father your child"

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Re: Ben "I've turned down multiple Noble Prizes because I can't share it with the team" Stratton Thr

I heard 4 ??

He's set on 3 at the moment. It's his favourite number.

It has something to do with the amount of times he's climbed Everest.

 

[Jaeger]

Re: Ben "I've turned down multiple Noble Prizes because I can't share it with the team" Stratton Thr

Does Ben keep his #39 or does he switch to #24 in 2011?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Re: Ben "I've turned down multiple Noble Prizes because I can't share it with the team" Stratton Thr

He's already informed Bud that he is to relinquish the #23 at the end of this year. Bud took it as an honour.

 

[Jaeger]

Re: Ben "I've turned down multiple Noble Prizes because I can't share it with the team" Stratton Thr

He's already informed Bud that he is to relinquish the #23 at the end of this year. Bud took it as an honour.

Haha

I expect him to Captain/Coach the club by Round 15.

 

[grizzlym]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

Ben Stratton will be wearing this number next year:

 

[Scrads]

Re: Ben "I've turned down multiple Noble Prizes because I can't share it with the team" Stratton Thr

He's set on 3 at the moment. It's his favourite number.

It has something to do with the amount of times he's climbed Everest.

if that's the case then it's definitely 4

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Re: Ben "I've turned down multiple Noble Prizes because I can't share it with the team" Stratton Thr

if that's the case then it's definitely 4

Yeah, he woke up this morning and thought he'd give it another crack.

Should be at the summit in the hour.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

Ben Stratton will be wearing this number next year:

HAHAHA!

 

[Beckers]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

Ben Stratton will be wearing this number next year:

I'm surpised one of the dudes in Nerds FC didn't have that number

 

[grizzlym]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

We will be awarding the Ben Stratton Elephant Stamp for best post of the week. Just thought you people should know.

 

[Jaeger]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

We will be awarding the Ben Stratton Elephant Stamp for best post of the week. Just thought you people should know.

I want it

 

[eldorado]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

Ben Stratton will be wearing this number next year:

That's what he's asked for, but the club have offered him...

 

[grizzlym]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

That's what he's asked for, but the club have offered him...

And then he politely told them to get:

 

[grizzlym]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

After Buddy kicked those two great goals, he went up to Benny Stratton and congratulated him for just being himself.

 

[Camnstell]

Re: Ben Stratton:"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excelle

Another gem from Pelchen.

Draft night I was like "who the f&@" is ths bloke? Now he's a lynchpin for us down back and I am giving Pelchen a high five. Well played sir....

 

[grizzlym]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

When Uri Geller bends teaspoons he thinks of Ben Stratton.

 

[Rioli magic]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Mickey Mouse wears a Ben Stratton watch.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Richard Dawkins was a devout christian before he heard of Benjamin Stratton.

 

[matty_hawk]

Re: Ben "I'm the inspiration for season one of Heroes except in reality I have all the powers' Strat

Ben Stratton is Lance Franklins Father, making him your kids garandfather.